Mini Neigh-er

Mini-neigher, Peeps!

It’s like you could cuddle him and put a Barbie on his back to ride around.

Am I right, People?!

Mininayer
Once ageeeeen, the fine folks at Pacific Pinto Fahhhms deliver! Literally!

This week on C.O. Reality TV

3 kittehs

2 Pups

1 parrot

2 hams.

WHO WILL WIN ONE MEEEELLION DOLLARS? [paw up to side of mouth]

Reality_tv

This kitteh certainly cannot be bothered with a show like that. OK, cancelled! [singsong] (Thanks anyway, Sarah M.)

25ccs of cuddles STAT

This is really just ridiculous. Could this pup just stop looking so pathetic?

He looks like he NEEDS massive cuddling JUST to survive!

25ccs of cuddles STAT!!!

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Dr. Liam C., I suggest you attend to your puptient.

If you squint, this fawn disappears

Stherious—like all colorblind predators will like, totally miss her! Unless…

They…

can…

smell…

TEH CUTE

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Allen and Myra C.—Spot on.

Teeny Tank Ted

Sender-inner Rosalie C. says she has a new pup named ‘Ted’. However, thanks to C.O., she now "refers to him as ‘Baroo’, or if i’m feeling spicy, ‘Bazhoo’. He also goes by the names monkey, butters and tedders."

Forget his name—where did you find that 1910 swimming costume, dahlink! Holy Schmoles!

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I can see… an ocean in yer eyes…

…OK, OK, sorry for the 9TH GRADE pick-up-line title there. However, may I point out "I see an ocean in your eyes" is not nearly as bad as "I have something in my… eye!" [leaning in for the kiss.] THAT wins worst line evar. Worked too—right, Dave?

But serious, you CAN see teeny boats in them thar eyes.

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"Zip" the kitten is the sweetest name. Thanks, Julie B. >^•^<

Asleep at the wheel

Hams these days. Lazy, good-fer-nuthin’ hams. Sleeping at the wheel. What slugs.

The other ham on the right is checkin’ in to see the paws up action. Right on.

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Louise M.—nice mini-schnozzle, paws up action there.

OMG!!1 DOG KRONSCHE-ATTACKS BABY!!!

OMG!!! HELP!!!

HELP, I Say!

This kids’ toes are GONERS, PEOPLE!!!

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Oh—never mind—it’s just a textbook Soft Kronsche, People. Move along.

You too, Karen P.

 

‘GALGH’-itude

Um.

A little breathingk room please, People? GALLGH.

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Smoooooshed by a rackitude. Racks happen.Genevieve H., nice posing, and Tom P., nice shootin’.

Go Chiefs!

Git out the way, Justin, Kanye and Pharrell—this ferret is bustin’ out a neckerchief TOO.

Take it from the experts—neckerchiefs for ALL yer perfessional photos. [Knitted blankie extra credit]

Beadster_the_radster

Larissa A.—got that neckerchief in a Burberry print?

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