Meet Pledge Flounder

Flounder knew he had an important job; he used his “sad, wittle eyes!” and “cute, fwoofy tail!” to help lure the ladies to Delta Tau Chi. Without him, the only action his brothers caught was a seasonal flu.

What would Dean Vernon Wormer think, Megan?

Tights, Cape, Cod Piece…Check, Check, Check.

Excuse me, do you mind?  This nice lady is volunteering her brassiere as a place for me to transform into my alter ego, Captain Meddler.  We can’t all have fancy-pants telephone booths, you know.

Where’s his Clark Kent curl, Pauline S.?

I’m never staying in this hospital again

You pay extra for a room with a private nurse, and then she just goes to sleep on the job, while I’m stuck sneezing my head off!

My Pig-Fu Is Invincible!

“Your skills are weak, young pup. You are no match for my advanced spinning-laying-down-surprise-attack technique!  Hah!”

Found on Your Morning Adorable at the L.A. Times.

Christo’s “Kitten Soup for the Soul”

“My dear Tinsley, you absolutely must come to the library and see our newest acquisition! We paid a delightfully obscene price for it, so you know it’s something special! Of course we have no idea what it means…Do you think it needs to be watered?”

Weird concept art, Pam W.

What Did She Expect from Crate & Barkwell?

“Dang it, Walter! Next time you buy a throw rug for the kitchen, can you find one that don’t snore?”

With a name like Tobias Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Douglas, can we assume his bestie is Fawkes, Lisa G.?

Two Sloths Cuddling. Slowly.

This deadly sin isn’t as outrageous when it’s cuddling in pairs.

Alert reader Shana took these shots at the Costa Rica Sloth Sanctuary.

This Just In: Musical Maru!

Quick – someone grab Winston and a cowbell!

Uncanny Cat Cookies

Has your cat ever done something so ridiculously adorable that you’ve involuntarily exclaimed, “Oh, I could just eat! you! up!“?

Well now you can! And without being branded a blade-brandishing barbarian! Yes, all you have to do is send your favorite photo of your beloved Paw Pouncington to Anne, and in return you’ll get this:

Thin Mints may be tasty but they pale in comparison to these gems, Anne J. Cookie photos taken by Lynn Helmly, and cat photos taken by Mary Remiyac.

The Element…OF SURPRISE!

Alert Cuteporter Tara writes: “Our dog Jasper (a year-old Mini Schnauzer) learned how to open the low drawer in our kitchen. We took everything out of it, but he relentlessly continues to open it. Since he tends to skip his breakfast meal, my husband had the idea to put some of his food into the drawer. Which of course he loves, because it’s ‘fun’ food. We’re making a point to never let him see us put food in there so it’s magical. He’s already gone back 3 times! I attached a collage of the entire drawer-food process.”

[Yes, you can click to Embiggen!]


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