Cats ‘n’ [dish] Racks, People

You’re not fooling anyone, “Pumpkin” the kitteh. And just because it’s Caturday, you’re off the hook. Now go find a REAL rack to take a nap in.

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So nicely done, Alice R., I had to post right away! [This may be the fastest ever ‘received and posted’ record of .03 seconds, People.

Speaking of apples…

They also work as puppeh bookends. With or without cozies.

Just sayin’. They don’t tell you that on TLC.

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Stephanie H., your coworker’s niece 3-week old Shih tzu/Pekingese puppeh is a delectable morsel.

Another redonkulous cozie

People, not since the MOST RIDICULOUS COZIE EVAR have we seen such a hilarious piece of craftmanship. Will you please check out the Apple cozie: ['cause apples need adornment and warmth and knitted leafs and buttons] More views here!

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Yes, for the apple who has everything, Hilary R.

Giant Turtle ‘Tocks

Caked and wrinkly, turtle ‘tocks
Crinkly, crusty turtle ‘tocks
Rumpled, puckered turtle ‘tocks
Ridged, and dimpled, turtle ‘tocks.
Olé!

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Furrowed, folded, crumpled, crusty-tacular, Cheryl H.!

Sittin’ on dee cowsche

echo_curl1Oh, heylerhe. Come join me on the cowshe, won’t you? 

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Nice toe curls, Amy C…;)

Polaroid pup flashback

The year is 1982. Eye of the Tiger is your favorite tune and all youwanna do is phone home until you get a new puppy then you spend therest of summer with your new insta camera [In dolphin shorts and Vans.]

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Nice one MO’Neal, King of the Polanoids!

Four Days Old!

[upbeat daytime theme music]

and now, today’s News Of Teh Qte™!
Featuring your host, BABY HIPPO:

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[ticka-tak, ticka-tak, ticka-tak]

Many thanks and scratchy wet snout nuzzles to CBS News‘ "Photos Of The Day" peeps!

THIS JUST IN: Special Delivery

San Francisco Cuteporter Sparky spotted this ridiculous scene on his way to work today. Can you say; "Special Delivery: Muzzlepowsche!"

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Nice work, Bebe Sparky!

Check out the paw floomf on this kitteh

First-time bath-taker “Coco” is also experiencing first-time paw floomfage. She’s got, like, built-in leg warmers, Girls!Jealous!?

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Nadia—you’re a maniac.

Super absorbant sneaker kitteh

Car Freshener Kitteh and Plug-in Aromatherapy Kitteh sold separately

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Michelle F., nice pic of Ozzie the Housecleaning kitteh. He should be a Swiffer next.

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