This cannot be good…

"Daddy, look at all the kitties!"

Lotsa_kitties

uh oh, Cartoonist Phillipp V. L….

Apologies in advance for over-using the Pepe Le Peu voice this week

OOOOOOOOHHHH BEBEH, How I LOF your blue mesh triangle-collared shirt—and dee red hair, like Bree on dee Desparate Housewifes. You—you are Desparate too, non? SSSSSSHHH—don’t say a word… Just let me kees!

Baby

[whiskers whisking] Aleeeex W.—you shouldn’t haaaave…

Bengalicious

Oh, Nika. Did you THINK we would even consider passing up your delightful Bengal kitteh?

And did you THINK for ONE SECOND we wouldn’t have a SPIDEY SENSE that you kept the best photo for last of this kitteh on your site? (The belly one)

Tigerlilysmile

PurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrNika  >^•^<

Xtreme gluttony

MMMMMM, a delicious McGrapersons. I must have eet! [Paws up]

Mcgrape_1

I can do thees eef I try really hard. EET WEEL FEET! GERGGG [Tiny nose twitches]

Mcgrape_2

Hmmmm. Need a Plan B. [Thinking, clenching tiny paw] Think, Moose, think!

Mcgrape_3

BACK TO PLAN A!!!!!! GALLLLGH!!!

Mcgrape_4

Tiny hamster Moose and Michael L., MERCI!

WAY TOO MANY joke possibilities…

TOO…

MUCH…

JOKE…

POTENCH!

MUST…

REFRAIN!

Too_many_jokes

Seriously, John M., you’ve GOT to be kidding.

I want my Cute Overload

[Pouting teenager voice] DAMMIT ALL TO HELL today made me so mad. My ISP has GOT TO GO. I won’t name names, but the bandwidth on the FRAMESET to this site was OVERLOADED all day today, even when I bot 50 more gigs this AM, and it’s like the fifth time it’s happened, and I am beyond annoyed, and there are too many details to get into and I AM ON FIRE! I am gonna move all my domains to a new ISP so this never happens again! OMGBBQ!1

Sorry about your fix today, Folks. I’m glad you’re back.

Hamish_g

Meee-alllgh Hamish G.?

Maybe we should submit this to Stuff on my Cat.com

This kitteh wins Most Patient Kitteh Award.

The baby rat with it’s leg dangling near the cat’s mouth wins Ballsiest Bebeh Award.

Check it, the cats’ got ten eyes-glued-shut-delectable-rat-bebehs on her back. For crying out loud, that’s like sitting with a half dozen Krispy Kremes on my head.Must… not… eat!

Susan_c_1

Really, there is some serious potench gulpitude going on here, Susan C.

“Just look at those beaks. I mean, come on.”

I agree with you, sender-inner Desi W., but tell us, just HOW did all these ducklettes happened to be piled together like this? They’re like a mini carpet! WTF!?

Pinkbeaks

GAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Mini beakitude!

Just what IS B.E.F.!?

Beady Eye Factor? Broccoli Eating Factor? BOTH!?

[worlds colliding]

Bbeeff

thank you thank you, Brinke G. (your blogspot link doesn’t work anymore, BTW)

Rule #26 IN ACTION

People, if you EVER doubted Rule 26 and needed just a little more evidence, look no further. Here it is.

April M.—gold star for you.