Kitten Summer Reading List

My Summer Reading List
by Adoptable Brooklyn Kittehs at the Empty Cage Collective

1. Grant, Judyann Ackerman. Chicken Said “Cluck”!


2. Willems, Mo. Are You Ready to Play Outside?


3. Elliott, Zetta. Bird


4. Michaelis, Antonia. Tiger Moon


5. Arnosky, Jim. Wild Tracks!: A Guide to Nature’s Footprints


Extra Credit: Davis, Eleanor. Stinky


Is there a kitten-sized Kindle available for this, Nicole G.? Notable Children’s Books selected by the kittehs from American Library Association.

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Kittehs can sleep ANYWHERE.

Here is proof.

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I swear someone did not just send me these pics in some lame PowerPoint. All pics are Internet floaters (ew that sounds gross), and mostly thanks to Uncle Wire.

The Eternal Struggle of Dog vs. Cupcake

It all began when that mean TV lady unleashed the hypnotic power that cupcakes have over the feeble canine mind…

… and soon, dogs everywhere had fallen helpless under their vanilla-swirled spell…


Wake up, Fido, before it’s too late!  Rise up against your sugar-frosted overlords–before they enslave us all!


A mind-melding apple turnover compels me to credit Micaela R. (middle photo) and Cindy L. (bottom photo).

First eye-openingks

Did they HAVE to use that LULLABY music!!!?

Geeshe, Jonnelle R. This vid DOES show Rules of Cuteness 2, 15 , 17, 31, and a little bit of 41.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Pablo.

He chews on blankies!


He chews on bones!

Pablo-Day2 (7 of 18)



Pablo the Pup Ladies and Gentlemen. [huge applause]


Steve Z., are you the same Steve Z. I think you are?!

Could You Please Hit the Snooze Hunch?

Really, I’m too tired, and besides, you’re the one who wanted the “Hunchback of Notre Dame clock/radio with authentic bell sounds,” so just give Quasimodo there a pat on the back and shut that thing off, thanks.

The Hard-Hitting Analyst

Yes… tell me about the last time the milk spilled…


I’ll tell you anything you want to know, Dawn C. ANYTHING!

When you see a yawn, you have to yawn…

You know how it is when you see someone else yawn?

Since I uploaded these images, it’s been Yawn Central Stayche here.


Now it’s your turn!


Yawning AND a sunbeam? Let me revise the above to say it’s now NAP Central Station, Kori C.

You Sir, win Most Blorpiest

Check out this guy, he is a disapproving, froggular sphere!


And now, the disapproving part:


Sender-Inner Vanessa H. says The Cape Rain Frog rivals the bunny for sheer disapproving-ness. Agreed!

Purveyor of Cute Pictures? Or Shameless Corrupter of Innocent Young Minds?

Concerned citizens!  There is a new threat to the moral well-being of our nation’s youth:  The so-called “Interwebs site” known as Cute Overload.  Do not be fooled by its innocent facade, for behind it lies anti-social behavior, wantonly displayed in full view of impressionable young minds.

Why, just last week, this den of vulgarity displayed a photo of youngsters engaged in “butt-biting.” And sure enough, others began to imitate the vile practice.  If left unchecked, butt-biting leads to disease, Communism, and worst of all, dancing.


Our grateful thanks to citizen Kris M. for bringing this shocking matter to light.


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