Hedges ‘n’ Racks? Nah-ahn

Um, "Hedges ‘n’ Racks" is DEF a new category, People.

//Photos removed!//

The Peeps are always innovating, what can I say…

Orange eyes, tufted ears—wot a combo

I’m a ring-tailed lemur,
I’m such a schemer,
I’ll ride on yer back
When it’s time to chillax

Orange_eyeballs_ear_tufts

OK, bebeh lemur fur hands are TOO MOISHE Ceci W.

When kittehs ATTACK!

Now playing on CuteCast:

KILLER KITTEH!

The insanity continues

OK, People, you never cease to amaze. Stherious.

This just in: (literally)

Sender-inner Brian with chick "Sophia Suzie Cuatro" sleeping in his earring. Yes, we have reached new levels OF INSANITY!

This_just_in

Ah, Ms. Cuatro. Welcome to the asylum.

Yawntter

OK, "yawning" and "otter" don’t really combine to make an intelligble word, but it almost did… I love how otters have that built-in shelfie — perfect for Superbowl beverages.

Otttere

Lori H., I’d crack open a fresh mussel for you if I could.

GROUNDHOG DAY!

This just in from Punxsutawney, Phil says "Expect an early spring!"

Groundhog_munchies

Thanks McKibbers and C. Spackler friends of *little* *brown* *furry* *rodents*!

[insert outsourcing joke here]

Really, though, all low yukkery aside… this kind of international cooperation helps everybody, don’t you agree?Tux_pawz

This is Chaandu Pottu ("Cha" as in "cha-cha" with the "a" extended; "d" pronounced soft like "th" in "the", with very little emphasis on the "u" in both words)… also known as Bindi Spot, Esq.  Spot lives in Kochi, Kerala, in South India.Tux_mouf

Many thanks to Subhangi for providing the photos & pronunciation.  (That’s her elbow under tuxie-boy, btw.)

Clusterphobes Beware

Where’s Jack?? Is Ninja Jack hidinks?
[flat silence]

Jack_hides
C’mon boy!  Come out where we can see him!  Oh wherrre can Jack be??
Put the camera away and we can talk.
Jack Jack wants to come out where we can see, so Jack Jack can samplesome the bourguignon that Mommy’s got marinating, when it’s beingdinnertimes!
[exasperated sigh]

Jack_emerges

OK, let’s get one thing straight, lady: You blog this, and the laundry basket tastes vinegar vengeance, got it?
Ohhhh there’s my Jackie booooyyy!!!

Heh.  Thanks, Finn.  (There’s "mountain fresh" bleach in the hall closet.)

C’mere Bebeh

Listen Honey—I heard you were dating George Clooney, but if you got time to spend with me too—I’ll take it—ah-huhn.

Cmere_bebeh

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Diana, They’re lookin’ purdy comfterbuls there. Honk-shus all around.

Not sure if this is right [shifty eyes]

Will you please look at this sheared neck action, and accidental bebeh Alpaca smoooosh. Could be a good one to send to that certain someone on Valentine’s day. It’s like; "I theenk I want to smoosh you, but I’m only 90% sure/shear"

Smooosh

Nice McSmooshersons, Christina P…

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