Freshly-borned Capuchin is a skosh grumpy

This one-day-old baby Capuchin monkeh is all:

"It is ENTIRELY too bright out here! Turn out the lights! Get me a sleep mask, SOMETHING! OMG PEOPLE!"

THIS JUST IN: Sea Otter Pup Takes Water Nap

[Pulls kelp blanket over head]

Honk-shuuuuu [causes tiny bubbles]

Sea Otter Pup by the fabulous mbavolunteer.

This octopus is such a chick!

Check out this ‘eyelashed’, small-moufed, pink CHICK!

She’s all; "Step aside and watch me text eight people at once, Bitches!"

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OMG, Catrina C.!

Work That Mistletoe, Sister!

All right, ladies!  The Yuletide season is upon us, and that means plenty of holiday parties with cute guys, dark hallways — and lots and lots of mistletoe!  Keep your lips lively this Christmas with these time-honored mistle-tips:

  • Be casual.  Don’t stand directly under the mistletoe; that looks desperate.  Stand just enough to one side so that you look like you just happen to be there.
  • Adopt a mysterious, far-away gaze, as if you were standing alone on a moonlit shore, yearning for your lover on the far horizon.
  • Purse your lips ever so slightly — not too much to be obvious, but enough to encourage him to make that first move.

CORRECT TECHNIQUE:

Take me now, and we will fly as one to a realm of bliss and enchantment.

INCORRECT TECHNIQUE:

HHHHEEEEEYYY, SUGAR BUNS -- WANNA SUCK FACE?

Thanks to the oh-so-kissable Ash for the instructional photos.

Shiba on Shiba action

As if you needed ANY PROOF that EVERYONE is obsessed with the Shiba Inu puppeh cam, here is Boomer (who also happens to be a Shiba Inu) checking out the frolicking puppehs.

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See for yourself what the puppehs are up to!

Awesome matchingks,Jennifer K-G.!

Pardon me, I must find my 24 pairs of Ugg Boots

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Deedle-dee [tiny foot pad sounds]

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Lindsay D., the (ahem, caterpillar) cobbler’s children have no shoes.

Camouflage Is So Last Season

"Daaahling, what do you think?  I was so weary of blending in, and Mr. Rudolfo says the orange highlights are the perfect complement to my bone structure.  When he’s right, he’s right— I feel faaaaaaabulous!"

... and I even got tinted lenses to match, aren't they divine?

Fingers by belgianchocolate

Crazy Ernie’s Factory Seconds Discount Pet Warehouse!

Friends, are you looking for an exotic pet for your family, but those sky-high pet store prices have you settling for hamsters?  Then bring the kids down to Crazy Ernie’s Factory Seconds Discount Pet Warehouse and select from dozens of one-of-a-kind irregular and discontinued pets, all with a 30-day guarantee!  You’ll find deals like this feller here — now, I don’t know how they did it, but they managed to get his head on sideways.  It don’t bother him none; he gets around just fine, and he’s yours for 70% off the pet store price!  Hurry down now, and I’ll throw in a starter pack of six-legged mice absolutely free!

Hey, you're walking on the walls, and you call ME defective?

This is the coolest idea since pet conversions, Johanna S.

OMG

NO WAY.

We got the same two-toned haircut.

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Vanessa F. found this verrrrry special monkeh over at the UK Telegraph ;)

Death by Gossip

"… and Stacie and me were at the mall just now, and we found the cutest little tops, I swear to God you’ll just die when you see them, and she told me that Rhonda told her that she overheard Rachel telling Becky that Rachel’s husband had to sleep on the sofa the entire week because it was her birthday and she was really looking forward to getting the diamond pendant she’d been hinting about all year, but instead he gives her this big ugly upright vacuum cleaner, I swear it looked like something out of Star Wars, and then Becky said that’s nothing, let me tell you about the time Brad bought her the edible underwear for their anniversary, and …"

Yup ... uh-huh ... oh, really? ... yeah ... uh-huh ... zzzzzzzzz

The things we put up with, Dimitri P.

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