“Best Friends”? Dee-bate-able! [singsong]

OK, OK, decide for yourself… I think we have a case of one patient kitteh, and one little "annoying sibling" fereeeetpannts.

It’s still all snorgling all the time, though, Mr…. Mills!

Before and After: Marma-bath

Who knows why this kitteh was getting a warshing, but he is. He’s all: "I got your muzzlepowsche of disapproval RIGHT HEAH"

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DISAPPROVING MUZZLEPOWSHE ENHANCE!

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Next thing you know, it’s all over, and little cows are jumping over the moon [snore sounds]

After

Wendy C., "Sam" the kitteh is really your "nephew"? Whoa.

People, you are ridiculous

You heard me. Ruh-donk-u-lous. Carrying your behbeh pugs around WalMart for innocent Cuteporters to snap phone pictures and squeal. I mean, that is a BABY ONESIE for crying out loud.

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Stop the madness, Mary B.

Beckoning Beacon Belleh

This just in from Daily Puppeh. This belleh is UNSTOPPABLE. It is like a BEACON, aimed at you, magnetizing your entire BEING to come towards the light, snorgleable poochiness action. I just saw your nose hit the screen.

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Tabbeh, we have reached new bellular levels.

THIS JUST IN: Grey Kittehs for Hillary

NEWSFLASHAROO: Grey kitteh caucuseses everywhere are reporting overwhelming support for Hillary for Prez. Also just in, Birds still on the fence about Nader.

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Genevieve Y., Thank you for your diligent cuteporting.

YummieYummieYummie!

OK, People, bear with moi, this movie is like the worst qualiteh movie you’ve ever seen, but the audio is worth it…

Nikki, file this one under ‘REDONK’.

There will be NO trumpet practice today

Ahem. Today, we will be playing HAM-MONICA! [unbelievably evil hamster giggles follow]

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Karen W., will he work as a mute?

Tubes Anonymous

Everyone knows hedgehogs are prone to tubaholism. They can’t help it. They get their little moist nosicles wedged into a toilet paper tube and they CAN’T STOP.

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This one’s a goner.

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Quentin and Jessica D., you should really get some help. Just sayin’.

Marmalades for Obama

It’s offishe. Marmalade-colored kittehs have officially endorsed, paws swingin’, for Obama. We’ll keep you posted on more pet/election coverage as it HAPPENS!

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What’s next? birds for Nader? I think so, Mary R.

Have you ever felt a horse schnozzle on your face?

No seriously, it’s not a trick question. Have you? You can almost see that lower lip flapping on your face.

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Erin C., nuthin’ softer!

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