When it Absolutely, Positively Has to Be Cute Overnight

When you need to move your kitty cargo, trust Worldwide Tabby Freight. Just one call to WTF, and we’ll dispatch a van to carry your kitties around the corner or around the world. So for speedy service, day or night, don’t say “huh?” say WTF!

Photo credit: *yasuhiro. Via Urlesque.

A Day in the Life of Your Hamster…While You Work

I’m a “glass is always half-full” kind of fella, so I feel pretty darn good about leaving him a little present here.

It took me a good two hours to MacGuyver that jigsaw into place using a complicated system of levers and pulleys made out of key chains, clothes line, and Q-Tips–not to mention the team of raccoons, live wires, and cotton candy it took to start the damn thing. And as it turns out, it takes “modifying” my owner’s perfectly good headboard to realize that woodpeckers really are idiots.

Lettin’ it all hang out while I watch my manly shows is just how I roll; I hope Gayle or JOHN TRA-VOOOOLLLLLLLTA is on.

Owner arrives home in two minutes – practicing my “where have you BEEN?!” look.

We know they love you, Hannah.

The deadliest of all sins: CUTE

So far so good on Gluttony and Pride—got those under control—but Sloth? HALP MEH!

Watch the entire video!

Go on. Meet the sloths from Amphibian Avenger! Sloth hovertext description from Wikipedia, natch. Slowwwwly sent in by Lisa S.

I will die for a cookie

I will fight for a cookie! Choose me for a cookie! I will work night and day AND weekends for a chance at the cookie.

please give me a treat… submitted by Flickrer and Sender-Inner Tsorningold.

A+ for Gorilla School

This just in from Chief Sister Officer. Excerpt is from Aqua Vita Films:

“In the African jungle, conservationist Damian Aspinall searches for Kwibi, a lowland gorilla he hasn’t seen for 5 years. Kwibi grew up with Damian at his Howletts Wild Animal Park in England. When he was five, he was released into the forests of Gabon, West Africa as part of conservation programme to re-introduce gorillas back into the wild. Now Kwibi’s 10 years old, much bigger and stronger. Will Damian find him? Will Kwibi attack him?”

What a remarkable encounter. Want to know more? You can adopt a Gorilla School baby here.

THIS JUST IN: Bun noms daisy

For your nibbling Bunday pleasures:

Delicious thanks to Mary C. of Animal Advocates.

Laughing in the face of Caturday

We lambs don’t need a stoopid day named for us!

We laugh at you kittehs, trying to claim today. LAUGH I TELL YOU! Pbbbbfffft!

That’s a BIG Noise from a Lil lamb..:O))) by law_keven.

Question for you

Do we have a “Hams ‘n’ Racks” category yet?

Colette C. thinks we should.

Next Week, on The Guiding Leash

Dr. Flangstone reveals to Jessica that her sex-change reversal surgery has left her legally genderless. Meanwhile, aspiring evil real estate tycoon Blake van Drake accidentally forecloses on a casino and turns it into a day-care center.

While across town, in the sanguine Boogerman household, young Timmy Boogerman begins to suspect that he may have been adopted…

OK, the real story, from the Daily Breeze: A dog rescue volunteer took home an added bonus with her chihuahua mom and pups — an orphan kitten who started to nurse right along with his new brothers and sisters.

Winston Really, Really, Really Loves his Potassium

The only thing that would make this video better is if Winston was wearing a banana hammock fashioned out of peels.

We’re also really enjoying the Twitter account, Rich.


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