"This tuna tartare is…OUTRAGEOUS!"
…now as you can see, if we conjugate the hypotenuse along the lateral preamble parallel to the esophagus, we can retract the dangling participle near the soliloquy of
WILL SOMEONE WAKE UP JENKINS!?
Sender-innered by Da Megster her own baaaaaaaaaad self!
"Um, you haven’t seen a meatloaf with hair on it, have you? I was saving that for lunch."
Just look innocent and don’t say anything, Tia D.
"Excuse me, flight attendant, if there will be a choice of snack then I would like pretzels instead of peanuts because I have allergies, and I also need to know if the in-flight movie will be age-appropriate for myself and my traveling companions, and I noticed that the gentleman across the aisle did not return his tray table to the full upright position during takeoff, in direct violation of FAA regulations…"
"Oh yeah, I made my bed, all right… I MADE IT BEG FOR MERCY! BWAH-ha-ha-ha-haaaaah! That’s right, I’ll show the furniture in this house who’s boss!"
You must be on a first-name basis at Pier 1 by now, Angela S.
… and if you’ve just joined us, it’s been an inaction-packed afternoon as we enter the ninth blink-less hour of the showdown between Zeke, the young challenger, and Karma, seasoned veteran starer. And it looks like neither of these determined dogs are giving any ground as… wait a minute, I’m told there’s been a ruling from the line judge…
… and… ZEKE HAS BLINKED! Yes, it’s been confirmed, Zeke has blinked, and that means that Karma retains the Championship Staring title, and it looks like Zeke may be out for the rest of the season to undergo eye adjustments…
Back to you in the studio, Stacy W.