THIS JUST IN: Lambo has a new home

Neck_hurtsRuhmember Lambo, the behbeh Lamb-Pants that showed up on a couple’s doorstep on New Year’s Eve? He has a new home on a farm now.

Apparently, some neighbors were considering lambo for dinner when Lambo was all "later!" and ran over to the Walkers home.

Read more on this redonkulous story here.

Don’t hurt your neck there, Lambo.

Thanks fer the follow-up, I-Wei.

Ma’am, we’re citing you for not having a carseat

Ma’am your Behbeh might fall off. Please get a car seat.

You’re a ‘bear’? Tell that to the Judge Ma’am.

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Lori W., that bebeh has perfectly rounded ‘tocks.

Red Paaaaandaaaah COMING TO GET YOU

[Teeter teeter]

COMING TO GET YOOOOOOOUUUU

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Beth P. found this skeeeeeeery Panda-Pannnts in The Wisconsin State Journal! AHHHH!!!!

Love the little Japanese Schoolgirl foot stance action.

Don cha wish your puppeh was cute like me?

Dont cha wish your puppeh was a freak like me
Dont cha wish your puppeh was fun like me
Dont cha, dont cha [paws gyrating]

Another fabulous find by Lori W. Gad yer good.

That’s one too many soft kronsches, Boy

Listen, Kid—

My ears can take a LOT, but I’m drawin’ the line right HERE

Ross and Jo-Lynn L., a MOST excellent vid.

Thwap Thwap Thwap

Camo Cats ‘n’ Racks

At first, it looks like a regular rack situation!

AND THEN THE BUTTON NOSE GRABS YOUR A-TAYN-SHONS!

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Perfectly anerable, Carly A.

Extra credit shot; this is the same lil’ rack-nuzzler, but awakes:

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A-Ner-A-Buhls.

The Great Possum Debate is officially Over

Ruhmember way back when we ALMOST had a Rule 16: "Possums can never, ever ever be cute" and alert reader Meg C. hit us with some anerable possum pics? We had to back off the possum hatin’.

Well this:

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Oh, and EXTRA CREDIT: Possum ON BACK OF BEHBEH KITT-TAYNS!

And where is that kitten going? He’s all: "Possum delivereee!"

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I didn’t know Sears did possum portraits, but luckily for us, they do, Vicki M.

Mo’ Bubbles, Beluga Style

Whoa! [Keanu Reeves voice] those whales actually accept scuba tank air into their mouths from a diver, and then blow bubbles with it! THAT’S KRAZEHPANNTS!

Wonton Destruction, nice find…

THIS JUST IN: GUTULENCE ALERT

This kitteh is practically bi-peddin’ around.

Look at him about to take that mouse to school.


Halia, originally uploaded by jahat.

Excellent sleuthing, Jocelyn A. I just touched the kitteh’s belleh with my computer mouse.

Um, the recipe calls for ‘Navy beans’

NAVY BEAN (aka Chihuahua behbeh) SOUP
1 3/4 navy bean puppehs
5 or more cups water
2 smoked ham tocks (1 1/4 lb.)
1 tsp. salt
4 lb. carrots, sliced
3 sm. cloves garlic
1 stalk celery, sliced
4 med. potatoes, diced
3 sm. onions, chopped
Doctare Peppare to taste.

Rinse "beans". Soak in water overnight. Add ham tocks and salt. Bring to a boil; reduce heat, cover and simmer 1 hour. Add vegetables and more water if needed. Cover and simmer 45 minutes or until vegetables are tender. Remove ham tocks. Serves 4.

Navy_beans

Stacey A., are you Martha Stewart or what?

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