Look, I’m sure there is a perfectly good explanation for this

OK, OK, People, calm down.

I’m sure there is an explanation for all of this.

I’m sure the cat in the foreground was simply reaching for his morning porridge, and there was a simple misunderstanding that caused a ‘Head chomp’, and the kitten in the background was not scarred for life.

NO MATTER WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

Gaaallllgh

I mean, what could have caused this "GAALGH" action, Tiffany L.?

Um, hello tiniest piglet EVER

Um, T.P.E., perhaps you could answer a few questions for us?

Like how you managed perfectly manicured piglette nails?

and your secret to MAINTAINING PERFECT PIGLETTE FOREHEAD FUR!?

Softest_forehead

I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to yell, T to the C.

Listen Honey, this is how you wear a hat

Always wear a hat close to your brow, Honey.

No matter how slimey it is. Trust me on this one. [slurps own face]

// Photo removed at request of owner//

Theresa C.—sure we trust you [shifty eyes]

Ham Head Spin

i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

Fresh_towel_action

UHN! S.M to the G

This is CuteNessNetwork…

…[James Earl Jones voice]

Thanks to CNN London employee Kasia K., who suggested the title "Cute Overload" for a CNN story on baby tigers. Below, see anchor Charles Hodson began reading the story with "Cute Overload… in a Hamburg zoo" and then continue with the story of five little lion cubs on their first public outing.

Rokkin’! [Air guitar]

Cutenessnetwork01

Ahh—Cute Overload and Nobel Peace prizes—two great tastes that taste great together… [See news ticker below title]

Cutenessnetwork02

Thanks, Kasia… ;)

A very alert reader finds more curled up paws

Alert reader Sheri has pointed out an InterWeb site called CuteOtters.com. It’s full of deliciously slimey tiny-eared Dewds. Below are a couple of faves.

Curled_pawsitude

And check out this McSchlumphersons. He’s all: "Harummph, my bruthuhs." [Followed by heavy eyelid blink]

Mcschlumphersons

Sherimabob, I’d crack open a shellfish on my chest for you if I could.

There is like, nothing on right now

OMG, who is asleep at the wheel on the remote? How many times do I have to hear Jack Bauer whisper-yell into his cell phone? [Does Jack Bauer imitation holding paw up as 'cell phone'] "I repeat, Chloe! get me a VISUAL ON THE BUILDING NOW!" Will someone please fast-forward this crapulence? Frak!

Boob_tube

Olga L., pass the remote

“Hon? Where’s my sunhaaaaaat?”

"Hon? Where’s the cat leeeeeeeash?"

Honey_wheres_my_sunhat

"Hon?"

"Hon, you there?"

Honey_wheres_my_sunhat_1

Thanks, ‘Turbo’ the Kitteh and sender-inner Victoria T.

Ehn! Ehn! Ehn! Ehn! Ehn! Ehn!

[Blue barrel tumbles over and over]

Ehn! Ehn! Ehn! Ehn! Ehn! Ehn!

[Thunderous appause]

Ehnehnehnehnehnehn

[Later...]

"I lurve my blue McBarrelsons."

Lurve_my_blue_mcbarrelsons

Blue barrel, Polar Bear and Sender-inner Elizabeth B. Take a bow.

Lap Ferreeete

When the winter months git all cold and sniffle-y, it’s time for a lap ferret.

Just long enough to warm you up.

Lap_ferrie

Just try not to eat his ears, Yukari.