But Soft, What Light Through Yonder Window Beaks

JULIET (the cat):

‘Tis almost morning; I would have thee gone:
And yet no further than a wanton’s bird;
Who lets it hop a little from her hand,
Like a poor prisoner in his twisted gyves,
And with a silk thread plucks it back again,
So loving-jealous of his liberty.

ROMEO (the bird):

I would I were thy bird.


Sweet, so would I:
Yet I should kill thee with much cherishing.
Good night, good night! parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow.

Real big-deal Shakespeare, suggested by sender-inner Jeff K., photo by Cynthia B.


Snug as a Pug in a Li’l ‘ol Rug, Y’all

Why, heavens gracious ah do dee-clay-uh, ah was not expecting callers at this hour! Kindly run along to the parlor while I make myself presentable!

Mercy me, Jill B.

These Piggies Need to be in a Blanket

So excited! Don’t you love slumber partays? The chocolate mud fountain, gossip with the geese, gate crashin‘ with the goats, truth or dare with the chickens. We’re not gonna get boared…

Bedder luck next time, supermoving.

See, I Told You They Were Real

Not only is there a monster under the bed, but it’s a stealth ninja monster, too!

A Public Service Announcement for Cats

When you adopt a new family, remember that they may have hygienic practices that are somewhat… different from yours. Always remember to be tolerant of those whose ways are strange and unfamiliar (or if that fails, just don’t look).

Owl Rightie, Then

This video is so hootin’ cute it’ll spin your head around. Where do we sign up to give head scritchies to owlets? Is there, like, a waiting list or something?

Do Not Ask For Whom the Bird Tolls – it Tolls for Thee

Beware toll cheats! Authorities have installed new toll gate birds. The toll gate birds wont go up until cars come to a complete stop. This way, you wont miss the basket and the birds are given time to admire themselves. Hey, it’s in their contract.

Exact change only, Or Hiltch

The Perfect Bun — Every Time!

Do you want a bunny, but have a “hard to fit” lap? Then you need Mold-A-Bun™ from FlopCo! Mold-A-Bun’s exclusive PuttyPaws™ (patent pending) technology lets you squeeze your bun into any shape…

… Until it’s a custom fit!

That’s a honey of a bunny, Cizuka S.

They Had It Coming, I Tell You!

There I was, resting comfortably, minding my own business, when I felt the soft, fluffy hand of death against my back. I turned, and faced a ferocious stuffed rabbit. Two rabbits. With knives. “We’ve come for your humans,” they said, but I stood up to protect you. It was a horrible struggle, but I prevailed. You’re safe now.

A likely story, Peggy H.

Sir Eyebrowdots the Great &Victorious

With my magnificent eyebrow dots, I shall conquer the world! Nothing can stop me now! Victory will be mine.
Can I bring you back anything?

Chris, please teach Mischa (11 mo. old Alaskan Klee Kai) to say, “Veni, vidi, vici.”