Hetty’s Hankerin’ for Hoagies Finally Catches up with Her

After losing her formerly svelte figure, Hetty begins to go through the stages of grief. First up: Denial.

What, the camera adds 10 pounds!

Before you anyone can say anything, the hoagies were made of grasshoppers, mealworms, baby food, tofu, and clover. Right, Hannah?

Longest. Skateboarding. Competition. Ever.

Exactly 10 hours, 48 minutes, and 26 seconds later, Boxx Turtlezz finally wheels himself over to the start line at the top of the halfpipe.

Surprisingly, Tony Hawk lost,  Amy F./CSO.

Admittedly, it was an Easy Mistake to Make

Seymour Hoffham braced for the massage of his life when his owner inadvertently picked him up instead of the stress ball.

We want to Seymour ham, Hannah.

THIS JUST IN: White Otters!

Keepers at UK’s Blue Planet Aquarium recently saw something beyond the pale: Two baby otters born with white fur. But they’re not albinos; they have a rare condition that causes fur to grow without its normal pigment.

Full story at the Telegraph. And the aquarium is inviting people to name the cuties. Judging from the picture above, we’d say “Yin” and “Yang” will top the list.

Update: Corrected spelling of “Yin.” Thanks to all who caught my error.
Update II: Electric Boogaloo: Corrected error in link. Thanks, marthava et. al.

Redonkulously cute attempted meowing

Wait for it!

Beth S., I love that lil’ trap door of a mouf.

I’m Forever Striking Blows on Bubbles

I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a wonder Glinda the Good Witch made it out of this scene alive.

Gravity 101

Many people think kittehs are naturally agile, but in fact this skill requires months of rigorous training to achieve. In this video example, students at Kitteh Kollege undergo advanced postgraduate training in slippery surfaces.

Update: The creator of the video provides this background: “The cat gave birth up there, I didn’t put them up there. I blocked off the top of the slide, they got around it, I blocked it off better, and finally kept them safe. They got on the slide themselves and even after falling off when I wasn’t there, they still kept getting back on. I did help the kitten at the end back up.”

Updated update: Sent in by Theresa!

The Adventures of Bizorro!

From our WTF* File comes that champion of justice, defender of the downtrodden, Bizorro! Charging to the rescue atop his mighty steed as they swiftly… well, all right, maybe not so swiftly… erm, frankly, “charging” may be overselling it a little…

* Waddling Tortoise Ferry

UPDATE: Belated thanks to JoshN. for sending this to us!

Cuddle a Cuppa Kitty at a Cat Cafe

In the same vein as its bunny bistros, Japan’s cat cafes are cozy, caring — and cute. Few apartments in Japan allow pets, so patrons pay a fee to lounge with the friendly felines, observing rules to ensure a clean and happy environment for all.

From the blog Sea of Shoes, spotted by Ian F., who also pointed us to the site for the Chamamo Cat Room, where these photos were taken (click here for English translation).

Move over, Kim Cattrall

There’s a new cougar in town!

Yom yom yom

H. Dubbs W. nom-nom-nom-inated this for posting.


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