J.C. Penney’s portrait studio

Oh dear sender-inner Tanner. Do you realize you are the Mario Testino of kitteh photography!? Behold your sweet lighting capabilities! Let’s get together to make millions on Cat Calendars STAT!

Below is Tanner’s kitteh: "JC Penney’s" I am not making this name up. At least he didn’t call her "Target" or—gasp—"Montgomery Ward’s".

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The coy part of the shoot:

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Getting coy nooooooow (Sing in ‘Rocky’ theme song)

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And stretch-it-out-and-one—and-two [aerobics instructor voice]

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Note serious curled paw action in background and rare visual on kitteh paw webbing. Nice work, Tanner M.

Puttin’ on the MOVES

My dahlink—don’t say a word

[puts paw over your mouth]

Just….let me keeeeess

[Whiskers quiver]

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"Bubby" and Kimberly, sittin’ in a tree! (you know the rest) 

Still…hungover….(Literally!)

OMG, New Years was very fun, and I’m still hungover. Hope ya’ll welcomed the new year with a bang.

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Happy New Year, Cara H.!

Cruisin’ New Years Party Hopper

Wooooooooooooooooooooo! Parteh! Let’s go to the next one! woooooooooo!!!

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Yow! Parteh! Rally! Let’s go to Tipsy Pookins place, he’s got beerrrrrzzzzzzzzz!

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Have fun tonight, Peeps! You too, Kelly B.

Happy *hic!* New Years

Try my *hic!* Chocolate Stout. It’s Tipsy Pookins brand, so you know it’s *hic!* good. [Gnaws on bottlecap]

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DRINK AND SNORGLE, PEOPLE!!!! You too, Colleen A.

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I’ll just put these in the closet and get out your good shoes. It’s the least I can do. Now, go take a shower and get ready for New Years Eve, you slacker.

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Gary B., make sure to wear a New Years hat out tonight…

Galileo gets a bath

Now playing on CuteCast:

 

Nice submishe, Stella!

Stella says: "This is my kitten, hes about 7or 8 months old in this vid. He gets abath every week cause im allergic to cats. He doesnt mind cause hesbeen having them every week since he was a baby, he just yowls when itake him out cause he gets cold. poor kitten :-("

You can submit a video to CuteCast too.

Meanwhile, over in the English garden

"I DARESAY!" [English accent] "You can hahdly get good service these days. I order a Pellagrino HOURS AGO and end up having to DRINK out of this common garden fountain. I’m so annoyed that even my cataloons are bunched up. LOOK at THEM!"

[Puts ears back]

"Dreadful! simply dreadful!"

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Horrid, Erick R. Just horrid.

Kitten Pants!

"Tamsyn? Taaaaaaaaamsyn! Here kitty kitty kitty!"

(sound of shaking treats box)

"Taaaaaaaaamsyn!"

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Sender-inner Purple J. says "Tamsyn" kitteh is a non-stop photo op. Uh, Jaaaaaaaaays. [Nodding]

Kids, meet Mr. Flapper

Dewds, you know how you’re surfing around the InterWebs and you see a sweet little site that you missed befo’? Well, "Mr. Flapper" is that site. Created by Tiffany Y., "Mr. Flapper" has episode after episode of Mr. Flapper’s adventures. My favorite of which is this one, a redonkulous pea-cake presented to her duck "O’Malley Peepers" and a recap of his first year of life. [Watch as O'Malley snorgles a dog's ear!]

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You’ll also see adventures in the tub;

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Learning About Mirrors 101;

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And much—much mo’, even beady-eyed close-ups

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Holy duck cams, Tiffany Y.!