I Will See Your Slo-Mo Kitteh…

… and raise you a slo-mo chipmunk! In gloriously optional HD!

What Did You Call Me?

No lapdog is gonna sashay past my command post, calling me names and stinkin’ of  Chien No. 5!

Watchagonnadoaboutit, Lisa P. ?

Tell Them About The Discount Lenny!

Hi! When is the last time you held, count ‘em with me, that’s right, 5 mice!
Why not trade in that so-called mouse in your hand for this life-changing offer?
If you order now, we’ll throw in the dipping chocolate absolutely free.

Great for parties, Shadow Tiger!

Welcome to the Neighborhood

I’m Sadie, and this is Edith, and that’s Marcella. They’re kind of stand-offish around new people, though. Heck, I’ve known ’em for years and most days they don’t give me the time of day. Like talking to a couple of statues sometimes.

I guess you could say they’re still friends, Meagan E.

Pop Quiz

What is the prime factorization of 74,952bizjillion and write it using exponents.

Show your work on the back of the page.

Brutally cute, Raeanne P.

Edit: Gold Star to JME for getting the correct answer! You get to be line leader all next week!

The Three Hamigos!

It is I, Porthos, crusader against evildoers!

And I, Pathos, defender of the innocent!

And I, Bac-Os, garnisher of salads! THAT’S NOT FUNNY!

Photo by Meneer Zjeroen.

Prepare for the snorfing of a lifetime


Hey Sender-Inner Princess Lindsey B.! DUCK!

They’ll Be Here All Week

“… but seriously, folks, you’ve been a great audience, so we’d like to close with a song. Actually, I’m kind of thirsty, so… Mr. Pickles? Why don’t you sing for the nice people while I enjoy a glass of water?”

Without moving his lips, Barry S. says: “Here are Bluebell (who just turned 9 this month) and Teeny Bun (not sure how old he is). They’re best buds.”


Slow Mo Kitten says: “Merrrrrraaaaooooooooooooowwww”

Sent in my millions of people including Usama H., Arlo R. and C.S.O.

Bye, Mom! We’ll Be Fine!

Moms always worry a little when their kids get on the big yellow bus for their first day of school.
Suddenly Mrs. Pitts was very worried, about naming her twins Harry and Cherry.

It wasn’t easy, but they made it to school picture day! Cherry Pitts is the teacher’s pet!

Harry Pitts never gets teased when he raises his hand!

Very classy, Oakley and Ozzie! A+, Mia B.


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