You. Will. Pay.

Well, y’know, son, there’s yer garden-variety disapproval. Ayup, there surely is.  We see a lot of that, round here.
[sideways glance at skinny clerk, who isn't sweeping the floor]

[takes off John Deere cap, rubs temple, shakes head]

Once in a blue moon, though [lowers voice, looks right into you] a situation demands… condemnation.

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Boy, I hope you know what you’re doin’.

Willow Wabbit, post-sinkbath.  Schmoops walked in and said “Here, hold this.”
He was honestly a lot happier about it than he looks.  [snicker] – T.

It’s so sad when kittehs can’t afford more than one basket

Abject poverty, People.

Kittehs SHARING a basket.

Pathetic—they’re busting at the seams, and there isn’t a SINGLE thing we can do about it. [sigh]

Poor things, they don't know any better...

No—just—don’t look—it will only make you depressed

Juuuuust_right

[shaking head] I know—I know. Tough times, we’re living in. Tough. Times.

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Eleanor R., we wish you the best in providing for your kittehs—I’m sure everything will work out OK.

Ahn. [Head tilt]

WAIT!

WHO’SES HEAD IS TILTING NOW?!

I AM BEING MOCKED!

Head_tilt

By the way, the proper way to do the head tilt is: 1. Head tilted at approx 4 degrees left, and 2. Mouth slightly opened 3. Dazed look on face. Not bad, Sandy…

Special on aisle 7: sleeping puppies in tubs

[heard over microphone] "sleeping pups on aisle seven, next to the bath caulk and bull nose tiles. Get ‘em while they last, limited time only, one per customer"

Sleeping_tub_pupple

Load up the cart, Jessica F.! (‘Ivana" pup is dreaming about the ‘I shall leeck you‘ category of this site.)

And now, a pit bull snarfling baby chicks

You know? Why the heck not. Can’t a pit bull lick some chicks if he/she wants to?

I know it’s bad for the pit bull image, but…

Tastes like chick-kons, Amy C….

// UPDATE — and thanks for filming this, TexasGirly1979! //

Those damn kids

I tell them not to MESS AROUND and now I can’t find them—dammit—Kiiiiiiiiiids!

Stackersons

This leaning tower of (poisonous?) Piza has got to be ‘shopped, Nyx M., but I care not!!!

Rendezvous?

Moses: Where’s Cheeps? Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeps! [calls out into the grass]

Snorg

Moses: "Cheeeeeeeps! Oh, Cheeeepers!"
Cheeps: "OOF!—get off moi! zees eenstant!"

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Moses: I really don’t get it. I"m on time and everything. [Looks around] I better place an ad on Craig’s list Missed Connections…

Snorg2

Hannah W.—Awwesthum.

Smallest of puppitudes

Four miniscule eenches tall, People. Check him out. He’s leading the pack of smallest pups in the Guinness Book…

Tineh Bebeh

Ahhnnnnggghh…

Tineh Bebeh!Video of the Bebeh

Way to send this one in, everyone…

Nooooooooo!

Baaaaad news, Bears.

We just lost a member of the Cute Overload family. Ms. Lucy 2.0, of HamsterTracker fame, has passed away. :(

Lucy brot great joy to all those who followed her whopping 485,033.25 meter run on her treadmill. each meter and fraction thereof was lovingly tallied by Mathijs, her owner.

Let’s all have a paws up moment for dear Lucy, and Mathijs, we wish you swift, running, happy Lucys in your dreams…Baroooooo!

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Here is my favorite Lucy memory, when Mathijs made served her a "micro cheeseburger" while "Cookin’ for Lucy" series…[sniff]

I got a date with Richard Branson

Let’s get this thing going. Branson and I are taking this basket around the world. Allll I need to do is attach the enormous Macy’s Day Parade bone-shaped balloon and we’re Audi 5000.

MUSH! [paw up]

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Oh dear, the sender-inner’s name is nowhere to be found at the moment, but I shall update post-haste!

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