Welcome to the Urban dictionary, Peeps

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"Snorgle" is in thar now!

Check it out.

Thanks for pointin’ this out, MusicChick2…

Katzenfinder!

Um, do we have to add the GERMANS to the list of people kicking our asses in the Cute department? I THINK SO!!!! Move over, Das Japanese, ’cause these beyond-prosh British Shorthair kittehs are gonna show you their first gigs as photo models:

First, it’s "Watchoo ‘Tockin’ ‘Bout Willis"?

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Please note extendo claw action and completely smooshed face:

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Circe-like features and tonguelette:

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Aerobicizing:

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Um—please, put your ‘tocks away. Like the first four images didn’t already make us grab the monitor and throw it out the window

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"Tigers Deluxe" is so completely over the top I can’t believe it. Thanks to the Lizard Queen for pointing them out—Aieee!

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Little Patty and her mama enjoy a Guinness on the veranda—er—patio

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Ingrid B we love Smila and your Flickr photostream!

 

Reality-Casual Friday

Greets, Peeps.  Happy Friday!  Theo here, slapping up a quick mindbender in between Meg postingks.  It’s been a long week.  I’m all done with facing stark tedious reality head-on.  Ees now tyme for… ze SURREAL.
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I picked these two little lovelies out of the submissions to "What’s Cuter?" …the morphing is my own dastardly design.  It was a bit eerie how well they fit together.
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Rule of Cuteness #29 AND 30!

OK, People, this is UN-PEE-RESS-A-DENTED!

Not one but TWO rules of Cuteness at ONCE! [hyperventilating]

I might have to sit down.

RULE #29: If you flex your paws repeatedly in a kneading motion in the air for no reason, IT’S CUTE!

RULE #30: If your breath shows in the form of your stomach moving in a quick, fluttering fashion, IT’S SO CUTE!

This day will live in INFAMAY, Jen S.!

woooooooooo! we’re on C.O.!

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[Gets a long look at a sthexy bunny on C.O.]

Clicks on "Pocket Pets" category

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Hey! we’re. like, on C.O.!!! [Tiny hand presses scroll bar]

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Total twilight zone, Chris B.

Battle Royale!

It’s true, when your ears are folded back, you’re WAAAAY faster. Try it! [Flight of the Bumblebee music]

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Iiiiiiii’m gittin’ awaaaay!!! Nyyyyyyyyyyyyerrrrowwww [drive-by sound]

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OK, you caught moi, Forgiving licking action

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People do you KNOW how lucky we are to have Malingering’s photo stream among us!? DIDN’T THINK SO!
Also, props to Eva H., who hand-picked these photos special.

Have you checked your pockets lately?

Um, ’cause you JUST MIGHT have a super prosh pocket pet in thar. Have you looked lately!? I think you should. Some rattles might’ve crawled in. And they MIGHT be munching on a morsel of something…with both hands.

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"Rurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" (rat purring)

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OMG HOLY B.E.F.! LOL PONIES!11!

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They purr, right Sarah B.? ;)!

Sleeping McQuackersons

First a shoe, then a shoulder, then a lap. "Martin" the duck (who turned out to be FEMALE, d’oh!) sleeping everywhere she can catch a break…  It goes without saying that Martin (Martina?!) is 110% prosh.

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Wait for it….

there are EYE CAPSULES involved!!!

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Boom!

And now, all growed up—Ahn. Nice graceful neck curve, Martina.

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As far as submishes go, this one is tops. Stherious, Katie J. Now, go back to class.

UNpossible!

NO EFFING WAY, People.Anyone that has ever even HEARD of owning a kitteh will not believe this one.  A scuba diving, swimming kitteh. It’s really unreal. Check it.

Mark O.? YOu make the world MORE redonkulous with this submishe. Way to gerhe.

// NOTE FROM THEO — ahem… the other post just like this one may be found here… though I’ve closed the comments on that version ;-) //