The Heisman Ham

Hut! Hut! Hut!!

I SAID  GIT INTO FOR-MAY-SHON!

That’s it, I’ve had it with you [holds paw up in stop posishe]

Huthuthut

Julie H., I’m throwing a yellow card at your ham. Serious.

Hand elevator

Bing!

[Bebeh squirrel climbs on hand elevator and presses fifth floor button]

Ehn!

Takin_the_elevator

Bing, Fifth floor, ladies lingerie, bedding, and bebeh squirrel licks

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Danny V., there’s really nothing better than teneh squirrel lickage.

Shi-cat-su Spa

[All four kitteh paws kneading puppeh furs]

Yes Sir, I think we have some bone-scented massaging oil for you. I shall work it in.

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Stacy G., I can almost hear the new wave musak and smell the cucumber water from here.

I am compleeetly eenoscent of all charges!

I had no-tingks to do with the spilled milkk!—NOTINGKS I tell you!!!

Check out more winners at the Cat Contest on ASPCA.org…

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Sender-Inner Annette T., way to pick out this delectable morsel!

Cats ‘n’ [dish] Racks, People

You’re not fooling anyone, “Pumpkin” the kitteh. And just because it’s Caturday, you’re off the hook. Now go find a REAL rack to take a nap in.

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So nicely done, Alice R., I had to post right away! [This may be the fastest ever ‘received and posted’ record of .03 seconds, People.

Speaking of apples…

They also work as puppeh bookends. With or without cozies.

Just sayin’. They don’t tell you that on TLC.

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Stephanie H., your coworker’s niece 3-week old Shih tzu/Pekingese puppeh is a delectable morsel.

Another redonkulous cozie

People, not since the MOST RIDICULOUS COZIE EVAR have we seen such a hilarious piece of craftmanship. Will you please check out the Apple cozie: ['cause apples need adornment and warmth and knitted leafs and buttons] More views here!

Redonk_cozie

Yes, for the apple who has everything, Hilary R.

Giant Turtle ‘Tocks

Caked and wrinkly, turtle ‘tocks
Crinkly, crusty turtle ‘tocks
Rumpled, puckered turtle ‘tocks
Ridged, and dimpled, turtle ‘tocks.
Olé!

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Furrowed, folded, crumpled, crusty-tacular, Cheryl H.!

Sittin’ on dee cowsche

echo_curl1Oh, heylerhe. Come join me on the cowshe, won’t you? 

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Nice toe curls, Amy C…;)

Polaroid pup flashback

The year is 1982. Eye of the Tiger is your favorite tune and all youwanna do is phone home until you get a new puppy then you spend therest of summer with your new insta camera [In dolphin shorts and Vans.]

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Nice one MO’Neal, King of the Polanoids!

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