♫ Would U Like To Play…♬

….with my beautiful balloon?

From the YT video: “During a trip to Oludeniz, Turkey, Abhinav M. met a cute French Bulldog named Carlos who absolutely loved to play with balloons. Watch the little guy in action!” Header by The 5th Dimension. Sorta.

NEW Way To Carve Your Punkin!

Forget getting out that big ol’ (dangerous) carving knife, spreading the newspaper, and getting those gunky, gloppy seeds everywhere. Just hire Maya The Corgi to do it!

From T.O.

Domino’s™ Really DOES Deliver!

[WAY out here in the forest! WAIT. I didn't tip the driver! Come back, Mr. Domino's! Oh, never mind--MRRMMMRPH. Pepperoniiiiii.]

Blorp Spoken Here

_DSC6195Intrepid Cuteporter Jen F. continues to churn out the QTE, with another image from her January 2013 trip to Antarctica, South Georgia and the Falklands. Wonder what their snoring sounds like?

[*Note- LOUD. -Ed.]

ResQte Of The Week: Sir Pounce UPDATE!

IMG_4025‘Member the story from last week? Sir Pounce has a home! Robin C. updates us. “He was taken in by a wonderful family yesterday where they’ve already made a special space for him. He will have a 3 year-old boy, 2 dogs, and a cat friend to play with. Thank you so much to everyone for your help and good thoughts!! His new mom says: ‘He’s doing great. Slept on my bed last night, slept on the dryer all day while I was at school. Using the litter box no problem and eats the food I’ve been giving him. He’s fitting in just fine.'”

Robin adds, “It makes me Squee to know he’s sleeping in someone’s bed now! And his new family found him through some posters we put up on Marshall’s campus. Will send pic when I get it!”

THIS JUST IN: Simon’s Cat In “Scaredy Cat”

It’s getting closer to Halloween, and Simon’s Cat has some ideas on that.

A Touchy ‘Tocktober Topic

“(Ugh, it’s that time of year again, when that Cute Overdraft website goes around taking sneaky pictures of butts and then writes silly things about them. Well, they better not try that with me, or…)”

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“What?! You were behind me the whole time, weren’t you, you naughty scamps! Well, I hope you got my good side, ah ha ha ha! Seriously, though, I’m going to need to rip your arm off now…”

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Via Susan Rose (top) and Mark Dumont.

‘Tocktober: You’re Gonna Need A Bigger Bed

IMG_3768Murray The Corgi has decided to tackle Jaws on his own. With those ‘Tocks, my money is on Murray.

“Here’s a photo of my Corgi, Murray, playing with his shark bed. Sadly, it’s too small for him so it is now a favorite toy instead of a place to sleep. Thanks!” -Sarah B.

If The Cat Ain’t Happy…..

garfi-grumpy-cat-22…..ain’t NOBODY happy. (Garfi, from Ufunk.net.)

Throwback Thursday: 10/09/2006: “Ehn!”ch-worm

OK, you People are TOO DAMN FUNNY. I love opening the submissions mail to find shizzle like this. Too funny. Extra points if you can NAME THIS BOOK!

Check out Señor InchwormPants:

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“Ehn!”

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“Ehn-eh-ehn” [Reading as he goes along]

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Seriously brilliant job, Sherrie G.

[Throwback Thursday Original Posting™. -Ed.]

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