No Stinky Catz Aloud!!!!!1!

"… because dis is our privite super-secret Fortress of Awesum Puppys Club, an’ its just for us awesum puppys, an’ you cant come in becuz your not a puppy, your a CAAAA-a-a-a-a-a-at!"

"Yeah, your a stinky CAAAA-a-a-a-a-a-at!  So go an’ get you’re own stinky cat fortress, ya big stinky doo-doo head!"

'Masterful jape, Mr. Benton.' 'Rabelaisian, Mr. Steed.'

It’s just a phase, Loreen T.

Soooooo demanding [eye roll]

Listen, SPECIAL, RARE kittehs like us deserve SPECIAL treatment.

My brother and I REQUIRE cashmere pajamas, Business class or better, salad dressing on the side, mimosas at 8AM, claw trim and paint on Tuesdays, whisker whitening on Thursdays and kitten formula and hamburger every three hours. With a parsley garnish. DON’T FORGET THE PARSLEY GARNISH!

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Geeshe, Sender-Inner Lisa K.! You’re SO caving to all their demands immediately! Photo by Geoff Howe/Canadian Press. Demanding tigerlettes are touring the Saskatoon Zoo.

Jeffery Catzenberg Takes a Meeting

"First, call DiCaprio and tell him he’s perfect for the part of young Ben Franklin.  Then, call the Props Department and get me the biggest WWII dirigible they got.  And tell the writer we need to cut the Roman orgy sequence if we want that PG-13 rating."

Hang on, I've got NTMTOM Cruise on line five.

I’ll have my people text your people, Joelle.

Baby Bun-nar

With his eyes still closed, this Junior Bun still gets the info he needs!

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Sniff sniff.Sniiiiiiiiiiff. [Lifts head up for better ‘reception’]

Who’s wearing drugstore Gardenia perfume and just ate a large burrito!?

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Get this bunny to NASA stat, Kate S.!

We’re Like This!

"Me and Oliver?  Oh yeah yeah, sure sure, we get along just fine, no problems.  Nope, no problems at all.  Gentle as a lamb, he is.  Wouldn’t hurt a fly, lord love ‘im.  He’s my best friend, he is, honestly!"

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It’s a marriage made in Heaven, Emily F.

What did you think of Wall-e?

According to a HuffPost review by Joshua David Stein, Wall-e is like this: "Think CuteOverload.com with robots instead of kittens and you’ll get the idea."

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Thumbs "way way up" Ian F.? Not decided yet? Check out the trailer!

Watch out for mah libbipps

With on-bun libbick, I’ll slurbburp your fay-base cle-bbean obboff!

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These pics taken at the FABULOUS Kenya Giraffe Manor by Sender-Inner Ariane V.

Cute-iny on the Bounty

August 12: The long months at sea have taken their toll on Captain Bleaargh, I fear.  Lately, his behavior is like that of a three-year-old child, and the men grow restless and dissolute.  As first mate, I have concealed his condition as best I can, but with each passing day the signs grow clearer.  He addressed the crew after breakfast, but during ten agonizing minutes, all he could produce was several gurgling noises and a number two.

Admit it. You were expecting a 'poop deck' joke.

Aye-aye, Carrie B.

Balloon Lumpfishes!?

Can you imagine having the word "lump" in your name? "Hi, the name’s Marty McLumpersons, nice to meet you." Well meet a member of the  Lumpfish family, People. The Eumicrotremus Pacificus.

Instead of balloons, these guys should be sitting on lil’ individual fish-sized couches.

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Total "Blooooop de bloop" action here:

Husenuo

Good luck with your research paper Tina D.

Ah Gots the Biscuit-Makin’ BLUES!

Oh you know I’m sad and lonely, got that water in mah eyes,
I keep poking and-a prodding, but I never get a rise.
I’ll wear out these shoes,
Ah gots the biscuit-makin’ blues…

Now won’t someone adopt me, now don’t you make me plead,
Just my blankie and some pillows, and that’s everything I knead,
Ah’ve done paid mah dues,
Tired of these biscuit-makin’ blues.

Sitter-innering on bass, give it up for Sandra C.!

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