Noodle Kitteh is coming STRAIGHT FOR YOU

Er, kinda straight for you… um. He’ll be here in a minute. WATCH OUT!

Theresa M., Don’t worry. I think all she’s really looking for is an ear scratch.

Saturday Night Twelver Rage

Yo, can you bring another twelve-pack tonight?

We’re gonna RAAAAAAAGE!

Twelver

Yes, yes we are, Allison B. from the overwhelmingly prosh EH Rabbitry

Cannot… get… comfortuhbuhls…

So…. restless! and… uncomfortabuhls!

Mlisaoverdrive, I suggest an Ambien and two glasses of wine.

Warshing mini Shrek ears

Thanks to all Peeps in the Comments and Theo who suggested this one…

Let’s write a children’s book called “Playground Sounds”

Rock rock rock

[Brrrrring! Turn the page!]

Climb climb climb

Bear_playground

Swing swing swing

[Brrrrring! Turn the page!]

Bridge bridge bridge

Look look look

Slide slide slide

The End.

Absolute redonkulousness brought to you by the letter "P" and Alaska Bear Playground by Umnak, Panda Cub by anitalee, Swinger by aqui-ali, queen of the castle by KCA, lookout by piggley, Sliding dog by fd.

Let’s check in on the puppy cam

Let’s see: one puppy is licking another’s crotch, most are sleeping in a PupPile, and one is biting another’s leg. Yep, everything is in order. [Thumbs up + wink]

Live streaming video by Ustream

Thanks for the reminder and supreme time waster Ken C.

Hamshion

This hamster man-shons features three bedrooms (two in penhouse form), a "gym" with wheel, a "basement" for burrowing, curvy tubes, dome with drinking bottle, portable "Away" room and bath. Only one ham, Hiro, currently lives there.

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HAMHANCE!

Hamhance

Tell me there’s maid service, Rob F. Hamster Home originally uploaded by Arathrael.

Take the “First Puppy” Poll!

Takeaway_headerCute Overload and The Takeaway (a co-production of WNYC Radio and Public Radio International) are proud to present:

The "First Puppy" poll!

What pup should Obama’s girls choose for the White House!?  You must peeck!

I’m…FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, B***hes!

Via BoingBoing spotted by K.R.

And The Winner Is…

As the entries poured in for our game of Trivial Fursuit (bada bing, Allison Y.!), one thing became clear: Those who love Teh Qte are Teh Smrt. Out of over 540 entries in 8 hours, most of you displayed your Google and Wikipedia skills command of knowledge flawlessly.

Our winner, randomly selected from all correct entries, is Arbed. Congratulations! 

Now, the answers:
( G ) What big cat lives in the Himalayas at altitudes up to 20,000 feet?  The Snow Leopard

Duz we getz kalinder, too?

(  E ) What TV character was pursued by a policeman named Dibble?  Top Cat

Now, imagine this walnut is your brain, see ...

(  H ) Who was the Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office under Margaret Thatcher and John Major?  Humphrey

I am NOT amused.

( AL ) What author’s museum is home to many six-toed cats?  Ernest Hemingway

The Old Man And Teh Qte

( SN ) What are the collective names for a group of cats and a group of kittens?  Preferred answers: clowder and kindle, respectively, but we also accepted cluster, clutter, glaring, kendle, nuisance and pounce.

Not chowder, you idiot!  CLOWDER!!

( SL ) What game involves cat’s eyes?  Marbles

I think you lost these. (*snerk*)

Thank you to EVERYONE who participated! If you’d like to see more competishes, let us know in the Comments!

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