People, this is why I love you so moishe

Sender-inner Edwin A. wrote in with only the highest praise for his family’s new puppeh. He goes on to say that the pup’s cutest feature are her feet. (Well, obvy, that falls into Rule #10!)

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Then, before I had a chance to brace myself, the best shot ever… MAKING A SANDWEESHE WITH PAWS!

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Edwin A., there should be 1 meellion clones of you.

HALLOWEEN IS ONLY 30 DAYS AWAY! OMG!

Hey, ruhmember us, the outrageous pups dressed as your fave fast foods? Of course you do!

Because there is NO BETTER dog costume than the faux-legs-front-paws-Mr. Krispy Kreme (at left)

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Eat it, Richard H.! (Hey, do you have a costume yet!?

Do NOT watch this, you can’t HANDLE it

What did I just tell you?! Do NOT watch this NODON’TPRESSPLAY OMG!

I will not be held accountable for you returning to the site 5 billion times to see this video. I hope your boss does not call me. Gren W.

“_____s” ‘n’ Racks is getting more redonk than ever

People, meet foster Sqwerl "Crash Robinson"

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Um, heylerhe, what’s the deal with those mini-claws!?

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Jaime, you’re a braaaaaaaaaave squirrel snuggler/smuggler.

I’m quokkin’, yes indeed

How many of you have every seen a Quokka before? Raise your hands! [looking around the room]

Ok, not many. HERE YOU GO!

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Well done, first-time submitter Mark. Curled paws, B.E.F. and moist nosicle, CHECK!

Carry your puppeh with The Pupoose!

Img_6582_149_smTHe PUPOOSE is here, People. Acrocheted puppeh powsche, with four holes in it, perfect for carrying your pup back from the warsh.

Available here…

Look how carefree you will be!

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Charlene Y.,  Koooky, krazy krochets get me every time (espeshe if it’s a Kozy)

Prairie-doggin’ band practice sentry

The other bandmates are coming!

The other bandmates are coming! [jumps down and cranks tasty riffs]

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Megan K., Megan K., Megan K.—I can’t argue with you on the front paw action.

Today’s Culture Break: Moneigh™

Herc_200_2Meet Hercules:  Ancient hero… blood donor… draft horse… impressionist?

Hercules lives right down the road from me, more or less, at the U of M‘s College of Veterinary Medicine.  About a month ago, Herc helped raise funds for the U’s new Equine Center in unique fashion — by creating hoofprint paintings as gifts to the (human) donors (of money).

The imposing palomino isn’t limited to prints, though–he’s been receiving instruction on his brush technique.  This is a university, after all.

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Here’s what I’d like to see, though: For your next fundraiser, tack a plain canvas dropcloth to the wall, line up a couple of paintbuckets in front of it on a sawhors… um, some kind of support… then have Hercules give ‘em each a nice solid kick.  Et voila: Jackson Paddock.

The Stealth Vampire Soft Kronsche!

This Siamese kitteh is patiently waiting for HEES NEXT VEECTEEM! [Jaws music]

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Then, suddenly, with absolute PREE-CISH-SHONS, we witness the Stealth Vampire Soft Kronsche!

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Nobody does an iPhone photo better Deanna D!

Pup with an Extreme ‘Tude

Like, Oh, My GAWD NO WAY. He said that? What a deck.

Oh, I would NOT listen to Kelly. She is such a betch.

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Gag me with a spooon, Imvae! Tubular pic.

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