Don’t Put Your Nuts All in One Basket

Squirellio says PPPPBBBBBFFFTTTHH! to good old fashioned advice.

What a shame. Because we also would like to inform him, that’s a catapult.

So that’s where the phrase “squirrel away” came from, Mia! Whee!

Well looky here

Guess who just surpassed Betty White on the Amazon Calendar Bestseller liiiiiiiiist! [singsong]

Ehn! [Reaching higher sound]

I’m coming after you next, DILBERT and ANSEL ADAMS!!!


Did you know:

Male Otters are called “meowters”

Females are called “Queens” and babies are called “Pups”?

Bet you didn’t know the meowters one. Photography by Pixie. Meowters definition brought to our attention via Agent 3Z and Bobbeh!.

THIS JUST IN: Persian Proshness at 11

On the 1 to 5 Proshness Scale™, this baby Persian is an 11.

Can I get a witness:

Fave stills:

Annie M. is busy aiming for a 12 on her YouTubes. Thanks, Sender-Inner Lookforthewoman!

Cute Overload 2011 Calendars

Come ON People! Are we going to let the 2011 BETTY WHITE Calendar beat us up the Amazon sales charts!? Oh, it’s ON, Lady!

Seriously folks, the 2011 Cute Overload calendar is like a slice of heaven on your desk. There are Buns, impossibly small OMG ponies1. pups, Kittehs, Pocket pets, and peegs! With captions penned by Theo, NotThatMike, and Meg.

Choose from two formats, the desk Page-a-Day:


The Wall:


And also online here:

Amazon! (Page-A-Day Calendar)
Amazon! (Wall Calendar)
Powell’s! (Wall Calendar)

No, I Can’t Put My Toys Away

It’s not like I don’t try, but they keep coming back out to play with me.

So I just figure that’s where they’d rather be.

Can’t fight that kind of reasoning, Maria S.

Get this girl a Maybelline® discount STAT

…she’s gonna need it for all the lippystick she’s been usin’

Soooomeone keeps kissing their puuuuppyyyy! [singsong]

Christina H. can’t help it, Chuy is toooo adorabuhls.

The whole kitten caboodle

Caboodle Ranch is a 30 acre non-profit cat sanctuary in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida.

The Ranch was unintentionally founded in 2003 when contractor Craig Grant agreed to take care of his son’s cat—he later found out she was pregnant with kittens.

Unable to bear giving up the kittens, Craig bought a new parcel of land, and cleared an outdoor space where the cats could roam, away from loose dogs and BB guns.

Craig purchased five more parcels of land, grew the sanctuary, and had 22 cats by Spring 2004.

Craig accepts wounded strays, cats who were formerly cage-bound, and cats that have been “kicked around by heartless people.”

In the middle of 100 acres of wildlife, the cats roam free through the nature trails, climb to tree forts, and hide in the underground dens Craig has built.

All the kittehs have been spayed or neutered, all shots are kept up to date and have regular visits to the vet.

Much more info on the story of Caboodle Ranch, photos, videos, planning a visit  are here.

And as you can imagine, Caboodle Ranch is accepting donations.

We Have a Stuffing Emergency!

Eek! How did that happen?

I know she’s a Toy Pomeranian, but this is ridiculous.

According to Sender-Inner Molly M., pup Sushi is not actually coming apart at the seams. Phew!

Deep Thoughts

“If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is “God is crying.”

“And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is “Probably because of something you did.”.

Deep Thoughts courtesy of Jack Handey (who else? and who has a new book by the way) Photo by Christina V. and Jay “the Tongue” V.


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