Nice juxtaposishe

Peep this redonk video mash-up of the movie "300" and defenseless kittens:

Hee!Hilarious find, Diana ;) Oh, and must he yell so loud? Yeah, yeah, we know you’re dining in hell, blah, blah, blah

Toesday ENCORE

Dewds, yesterday’s "Toesday*" was so frakking popular that I had to follow it up with this BUNNULAR TREAT, as found by Tanya M.:

Toesday_bun

*It took the agency months to get that one through committee

Brillo photos, imwearingcons! I especially like your "lops pics"

TOEVERLOAD! [and bonus schnozzle]

First you see the precious toe morsels. And then you see the KITTEH snorgle his very own toe.

Dat’s

Correct.

Toeverload

Then later, the very same kitteh is caught mid-strayche.

Befoafter

Nicely done, Jennifer K.

Nicely.

Done.

Toesday! on a cat tree!

"Natasha" kitteh is "Sprawled across the top of her cat tree"  whatever that is.

Toesntail

Anne H.—I’m sure it’s greaaaaat.

Toesday! STRAAAAYCHE

Um, who would name their cat "Milkshake"? GENIUSES THAT’S WHO

I ken’t get enough of the toe act-shon (right below the word ‘act-shon.’) Please check out the 4-pronged pawsitude.

My leg looks like a cartoon version of a paper drumstick topper

Arabella P-V., way to gooooooooo-ehn!

Toesday! MITTENS

Don’t you *HATE* it when people pronounce ‘mittens’ ‘MITT-TENS’ or even worse ‘buttons’ as ‘BUTT-TINS’. Everyone know’s it’s pronounced ‘button’ you moroon! Stop making an arse of yerself. Geeshe.

Letterboxed for your pleasure

Veronica H., and "Friendly" the kitteh can open his cat food his own self because HE HAS OPPOSABLE THUMBS OMGPONIES

Domobunnrigato

Beware, this is a Japanese bunny, which means it is EXTRA DEADLY, PEOPLE

The Japanese know cute. Unlike us Amurrrricans, who are cute posers at best, the Japanese live, eat, eat, sleep and breathe cuteness. Here is another example of them handing our asses to us on a silver Hello Kitty platter.

Behold:

Baroooo

And the Perfect Lump Formation (PLF) here:

Lumpples

Not to mention this INVITATION TO SNORGLE

Smoosh_yer_face_here

D’oh!mo arigato, Jessica P. [head bows]

Ah-TENNSHUUN!

LISTEN UP AND LISTEN TO ME GOOD, SOLDIERS!HAVE YOU HAD YOUR MORNING SNORGLE TODAY?WELL GET TO IT [totally in your face]

Smokey

YOU CALL THOSE HOSPITAL CORNERS, NANCY T.!?

This little piggie got drawn on

Obviously, this girl accomplishes more before 9:30 than you do all day.

wee wee wee, all the way home, right sender-inner who’s name I can’t find!?

Hyp-mo-tized

Come here and I shall PUT YOU IN A HAPPY COMA!


Listen closely for the chirping sender-inner Tanya K…