Are We Too Late for the Audition?

“Hey, I heard you guys were re-making ‘Land of the Lost’ and me and my friend here would be perfect in it!  We got this specialty act, see:  It’s a lizard… riding on top of another lizard! Is that crazy?  Is that a wacky bit?  I’m telling ya, they loved us in the Catskills!  So when do we start filming?”


Behind Caturday Blue Eyes

No one knows what it’s like

To be the bad cat

To be the sad cat

Behind blue eyes


But my dreams

They aren’t as empty

As my food bowl seems to be

Kittehs Lizzie and Kiwi submitted by Kay M. I’m sure you all can come up with even MORE lyrics

Boxhab, Big Time

Size doesn’t matter, you know.  It’s true.
lion cub plays in box
Kittens are kittens, and boxes are boxes.  (CBS/AP)

Look! Up in the Sky!

It’s a bird … on a bird!  Yes, it’s time once again for the thrilling adventures of Gaylord, The Wonder Crow, atop his trusty vulture Dagmar as they fight a never-ending crusade against improper grocery bagging practices! Whenever bags are filled past rated load limits, wherever bread is crushed beneath cantaloupes and detergent boxes, Gaylord and Dagmar are there to save the day!

bird bffs

Sorry, Catherine — all the good superhero gigs were taken.

Friday Haiku: If This Thing Starts Talking, I’m Out of a Job

Banana, smiling / Parrot, eying warily / You, writing Haiku


The pic is bananas, B-A-N-A-Chloe S.

Even though you’re only as big as my paw, you’re still my BFF

I also like friends that CAN’T RUN AWAY FROM ME!

leopard-mouse bffs

I think they’re wearing matching BFF necklaces, Catherine!

Yes, yes, I see your point.

I understand completely.



What else does your bandmate’s cat say, L.L. Cool Hrish?!

The Fabulous Anna Banana!

Meet Anna Banana, the girl with a peel!
She makes the boys sweat and the ladies squeal!
Her friends may be fussin’ and carryin’ on,
“but that’s not my style,” she says with a yawn.
“I’m a rat of distinction, I’m not just a cog.
I’m clever and cute and I’ve got my own blog.”
So read all about her, and meet all her friends,
They live at The Rat Shack, where fun never ends!


Thank you for contributing to this week’s emerging “banana” theme, Jane S.

C.O. Culture Watch

Now on display at the Cutegenheim Museum: An exhibit of avant-pop sculpture by Brazilian/Dutch artist Maria Theresa Consuela Hoogaboom, including her classic work, Still Life With Chicken.



Guided tours by docent Soujin P. available Wednesdays and Saturdays.

Moo Mews

Meet “Runt”, the 3-week old kitteh.


He’s got three bros, all of whom are black and white too. I think he’s chewing on his bro here:


WIth all the kittayns sporting the cow look, Sender Inner Kimberly H. calls them “Moo Mews*”


*Say three times fast, Bitches!


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