Let’s start the week with a miniscule bebe koala. Bam!

This guy is so small he is on the WAITING LIST to ride on another koala’s back. Puhlease. That is small. He’s measured in "grams" whatever that is. ;)


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Phil/Ant P., fantastic quality foraged link!

Behbeh “Flocke” the polar bearski

This just in; teeny ears and even teenier eyes alert!

Paws, on the other hand are growing our of control.

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Mmmm, milktastic mcNappersons… Zzzzzz

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Thank you for the up-to-the-minute cuteporting, Jennifer M. More on the new baby polar bear here. Warning, brush up on your German 101 first.

Git your OWN cuddle-partner

Dees one ees takens. [grabby paw grabs]

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Resume cuddlingk poseeshons!!!

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Mark B. I"m tie-tie just looking at them.

Nyerhe! [Paw over face]

Please get a load of this lil’ Princess Di eye action… Oy vey, that is POTENT.

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Nicole B., the green eyes add to the proshness. [head tilt]

P.S. I ACTUALLY did a head tilt while writing the words ‘head tilt’.

Rule of Cuteness #38: If you have a curved, plump belleh, it’s cute

You can put away your protractors People, [snort!] There is no need to double check my math—the curve on this kitteh’s belleh is perfect.

How do I know? [pushing up glasses] I got the sudden urge to smoosh my face into it [clapping hands in 'done!' motion]

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Marlies W., yer email had TWO postable shots. I think we should send you a certificate.

You want fries with your Caturday?

Mmmmmm, delicious fries. [mini tongue licks salt]

I think I shall have eet… [tenative paw touches fry]

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Nice side dish, Marlies W. :P

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This lil’ hybrid is so cute—she looks like he has built-in lace-up shoe/hooves.

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Lys W., thigh-highs are tewtelly in. Just ask Hayden Panettiere.

You can thank you me later

Check out this Boston Terror-er and Evil Toilet Papères.

He’s all: "I know you’re surprised that such a YOUNG puppeh could protect you from so much evil papères. I"m just way ahead of my own time. You lucked out. [sigh]"

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Thanks to Sender-Inner Lisa K. who found this hilarious photo on Flickr by Crozette!

More on that behbeh polar bear…

I guess she’s not going by the name "Knut Numero Dos", but "Flocke" or Snowflake.

Ahhnnnnggghh. Tongueitude.

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Dorothee B., her eyes look like little tildes.  ~ ~

The toilet papères… she can hurt you no more!

Look at dee EEEEEEVIL toilet papères… She ees taunting! She is a quilted cottony Temptress!

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And now, she has been tamed, remoffed of her powers! You can thank me laters. I require very little paymaynts.

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What a relief THAT has been taken care of, Monica W. [wiping brow]

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