All his songs are in ‘F’

[Ferret voice] Let me show you the right key, Little lady.

Like this [strummm!]

Ferret_elvis

Rock and roll, Susan S. Rockin’.

‘Monks prefer Macs

Warrrrm lap-toppy… Ahn. [burrow burrow]

Nice submishe, Sparkalishe ;)

Wot up, from P-Dizzawg

Wot up, P-Dawg in the Zizzle (as in, I’m shoutin’ out from the SF ‘Zoo‘, Dudes)

Yep, gettin’ my poe-tay-toe on*. [Furiously eats and shreds]

Gotta go—I gotta hot date with a flamingo—we’re going to the Penguin feeding.

prairie_dog_snack

* I think that’s a potato!

Gracias to San Francisco Zoo Peep Kelly W.

Back to the Monday grind

Pour yourself a hot cup of ambition, People, it’s Monday.

Now, have a seat and let me tell you about our premium life insurance products.

What a way to make a livin'

Office manager Wendy P. sent this one in. I bet she can sing ‘9-to-5‘ with the best of ‘em on karaoke night.

It’s my pawty…

…And I’ll curl my pars if I want to.

Curled

Sender-inner Michael S. sez this pup was born on Valentine’s Day and has a white heart on his head. ;)

// EDIT — [snicker!]  – Theo. //

The redonkulousness continues…

Gut-tastic!

"Blobule!" [a redonkulous poem]

Blobule, blobule,
he’s a little blobule
Stubbular, Tubbular, smooshed-up muzzle-puffular
Blubbular, gut-u-lar, wall-eyed ankle chubbular
Even tho he’s radi-kewl,
he’s a little bloooobuuuuuule!

Stubbular!

Right, Jessica T.?

Um, this dress is nicer than mine

McWahwah Chic-Pup-ersons is wearing a sweet St. Patreek’s dress. Holy craftsmanship, People.

Prosh_dress_action

S. Richardson—considered a dog clothing business yet?

// UPDATE — from the comments: "This is Arwen.  Her birthday is on St. Patrick’s Day, so this is her in her special birthday dress."  Thanks, S.R.! //

Don’t forget your greeeeen

Hedge-Patrick McHedgersons says: "Wear your green on this fiiiine St. Patty’s day!"

Dronk_as_a_skonk

"I’m Audi" [pivot turns on tiny back paw]

Off_to_bed

Andrea C.? I peeeench you!

I can’t believe I watched the whole thing

There is something oddly satisfying about watchink this week-old bebeh goat (named "Sprocket!") drink his milk. It must be the tail action.

Right, Melissa? hold that bottle up!;)

Hold my paw…

please!

please! hold mah paw.

I’m skeered!

Holdingpaws

Jane G. — stop it! Serious. ;)