Sthurprise TREAT ACTION

It was a just another NORMAL day in the homecage of Lucy the ham.

When suddenly, she looked up…!

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HOLY SMOKE-A-ROONIES. The most delectabuhl treat in all the LAND

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Ehn! I MOST REACSSSH

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The delectabuhl-ness… She is SO CLOSE [Please take note of petite tailio]

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WHO is DEE BOSS NOW, TONY DANZA!?

[biting plastic rim, hoists self up with promise of delectabuhl morsels]

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KRONSCHE!!! [repeat]

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Jessica W. What a friggin’ gem we found in the archive. Hot damn.

A quick note on calendar submishes

BeegDearest Sender Inners!

A quick note on calendar submishes! First, I APPRECIATE the BEELLIONS of submishes ya’ll have been sending in. TRULY OUTSTANDING! [Hamsters giving standing ovation] Ya’ll would submit your grandmother if you could.

I gotta re-iterate, so that no one is disappointed :( that to be considered for the calendar, the photo has to be high-resolution. This means, the BIGGEST version of the photo you can find.

Got a super-huge photo you’d like to submit to our 2009 calendar?

Feel free to SUBMEET EET! This is the last week left!

Thank you,
El Mangemento

p.s. a-member, if your photo has already appeared on the website, you can RE-SUBMIT EET for the calendar!

Why kittehs are not good African safari guides

I think I see a CROC!!!

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BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES!!!!

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Aroooogah! Arooogah! Sound the alarms, Pamela S.!

I think I’ll take a nap—IN THIS HAT

Um., way to show off the scale of how small you are. For her next trick she’s gonna be all sitting in a thimble and stuff.

It’s Rule 14, People. Rule 14.

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Kristen R., does Mango sleep in a matchbox? THOUGHT SO!

This web site has grown tiresome.

I grow weary of this "posting of kittehs". Puh-lease. "Kitteh" is not even a real word.

Tiresome

Turi M. was looking up the word "disapproving" and found this dude on wikipedia.

Ye olde yarn spinner

I can offer you all-white natural pup tail yarn at 2 bucks a skein.

That’s a deal, come on. It’s only slightly used! [see tail below]

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Jeanie J., you’re the LATEST accepted submishe for the 2009 C.O. Page-a-Day calendar! Congratulations and thank you.

OK, I know this isn’t ‘Beautiful’ Overload, but check it

Violins + dolphin bubbles…

[Drifting off into Never Never Land]

Melanie P., I’d say ‘thank you’ in dolphin squeaks if I could.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhnnnn!

[Clenched toes]

[Takes mouthful of seed]

[Returns 30 more times this hour]

Ehhhhhhhhhhn

Story of my life, Allison! Especially the pawsitude on the fence…

I do NOT have a problem YOU have a problem

Kitteh: The desire to get inside and be inside a box whenever possible is NOT a problem. I repeat, YOU have the problem—did you ever think that being OUTSIDE of a box was actually the problem? Why don’t you think about THAT?


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Alex P., Your kitteh is going STRAIGHT to 130-day Boxhab treatment at Promises. It’s for the best.

A check list…

Let’s see: total ball o’ fluff? Check
Muzzlepowshe wrapped around behbeh pacifier? Check
Totally redonkulous? Check! check! a thousand times check!

Total_furball

What other criteria can he fill, People!?

Nice submishe, Michelle V.

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