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Sparkster here again, with a CO Exclusive™. Rufus rooms with a coworker and makes regular appearances at my office. How bitter is the wife when I get to see scenes like this every other day? Pretty bitter… Ha! Take that, wife!
I explained to Rufus how popular he is on Cute Overload and managed to secure this interview. He gave me 10 minutes.
S: Rufus, what are you training for right now?
R: Bark, bark, bark! *cough* *cough* Sorry, about that. I’m in deep training right now trying to drop some critical pounds in preparation for kicking some serious dog ass in the park.
S: Right, right. That Pit seemed to be, uh, "frontin’" the other day…
R: Homie, don’t try to talk street. You sound like a jack ass. Anyway, you’re talking about "Francis." He scraped the inside of my leg the other day and thinks he’s a playah, but he ain’t.
S: That’s heavy. How are you training?
R: Oh, yeah… You’re talking about the Rufus Program. The Program is rock solid! The Program is sound! See these muscles? See them!? Go ahead and squeeze! That’s pure muscle, baby!
S: OK, I’m feeling like I need an adult here…
R: Whatever… Here’s the program:
1. Maniacal Office Run
- Run around the office at breakneck speeds for no apparent reason.
- Take extra high steps to work those quads. Shows everyone else who’s the dog (man). Also really important for those shorts endorsements.
Reps: All day
3. Garbage Can Stretch
- Stretch over a garbage can and put your head down as far as you can. Burn, baby, burn!
Potential Bonus: Snackables! Mmm…
MB: Impressive. So I noticed some iPod ear phones. Rufus, what’s on your iPod?
R: It’s called a dogPod. Anywho, Survivor is of course on heavy rotation. I’m also a big fan of Quiet Riot and some early Black Sabbath. Oh, and Britney… I’m *all* about Britney.
MB: Great stuff! So what about these rumors about you and Ms. Champion Eclipse Envy O Sportingfield?
R: Look… We just had coffee. That’s it! And in case you hear differently, I’m all man! Not that you will, because all we had was coffee.
R: This has been great, but I’m late for a meeting with my agent.
MB: Uh, right. Thank you. Rufus.
How do I know if a photo should be posted? When I have to pick my lower lip off the floor. Michael M. sent in such a photo. Lil’ mini Princess Pup with Pearls. I need her stylist.
It’s like, tewtelly hard to post another photo after that lil’ Pupside down Pom series below. Lil’ Pom pics started my whole collection, and Cuteologist Sarah K. just may have thrown a permanent stick in the churning wheels of Cuteness.
There may be nuthin’ cuter out there… I don’t know if I can go… on…. posting! But I must! try!
There’s a new proshness in town.
Paws up, Sarah K.!
Um, are those just giant steps, or is that pup the CUTEST DOG I HAVE EVER SEEN!?
Cuteologist Sarah K. of Pennsylvania is doing her best to KILL US ALL.
Beady Eye Central™ is the place for me.
Ferrrret livin’ is the life for me.
Daisies spreadin’ out so far and wide
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.
Bee-Eee Centrals’ where I’d rather stay.
I get allergic caged in Timothy hay.
I just adore the green grass view.
Dah-ling I love you but give me Bead Avenue.
Featuring Cuteologist (with a Ferret specialty) Skye from Georgia.
Four dudes, lookin’ to make truh-huh-huh-ble!
Lock up your wimmins!
Thanks Beth, for the David Bradley pic.
Featuring another Cuteologist today, this one is "Cutella" of Michigan. She (assuming ‘she’ by the name) posted this delightful Simmering Pup.
Oh, Thank the lo’ it’s over. Cheese fries at Bennington’s anyone?