Watch out, this could get really ugly.
"Lawdy, ah thought ah’d just die. They-ah it was, just days before the Garden Society summer cotillion, and mah paws wuz an absolute dee-scrace! But then, ah found this simply wonderful Web site called Cute Overload, and wouldn’t you know it? Raht they-ah in the middle of the screen, was the most dee-vine style ah simply hay-ad to have."
"Glory be, ah just don’t know what ah’d do without the In-tuh-net. It is a lahfsaver, ah swey-ah!"
Your "Jules" is the belle of the ball, Sarah W.
"… and we would really appreciate it if you gave us a little privacy, thanks."
Scandalous, Elizabeth H.
"Aw, man, you didn’t say anything about, like, this gig being at six in the morning, man! ‘Cause, like, I really don’t do mornings, if you know what I mean."
"Will you get up and sing, already? You’re holding up the whole production! That’s our cue!!"
"No, man, really — you take this one, all right? See, I was out with a couple of models last night, and we were, like …"
"Look, mister — you have a contract! No singing, no bird seed!"
Like, crazy, Federico I.
Don’t anyone go to Snopes.com and blow it. I don’t care if this story was completely fabricated, it’s hella sweet.
Apparently, a mile and a half out, a small fishing boat discovered…
Wait is that….?
Yes! A distraught deer obviously looking for his waterski tow!
Thankfully, this hulking Marine helped land the confused ani-pal an everyone was escorted back to shore. Ahnnn. [Head tilt]
Kinda exhasting, Jehn B. [wiping brow]
Back to BACK
Moose in SPRINKLER ACTION
YOU HEARD ME
Next up, it’s—yes, more meeses in sprinklers
Next up, it’s—yes, even more meeses in sprinklers
To Jehn B. and all the other fine, fine Peeps who sent these in, large moose-tongue-sized sprinkler slurps of thanks.
It’s not unusual to have great photos sent to me beeeellions of times. The collection below is no exception… Thanks again, Heather B. Here it is from January ’08:
This Boid is about to take this kitteh to school.
First, kitteh is all: "Is this thing on? tap tap"
Next, kitteh attempts to pet Boid…
Then kitteh becomes just another nesting material for Boid
Next Kitteh is overwhelmed by mini-claw massaging actions
Boid plants official "Bird country" flag on kitteh’s gut as a SYMBOL OF VICTORY
Bye, Hon, Call me later. [Kiss]
See, Nancy P.?!? See how he did that!?
The second baby elephant in as many months hit the Pittsburgh Zoo this morning. More on the bébés over at the Pittsburgh Post Gazette.
That guy could give you the Wet Willie of a lifetime ifyouknowwhatimean.
Cover story: Choosing the Cat Organizational Strategy That’s Right For You, plus Single-Use Chew Toys: Are They More Sanitary? and Teaching Your Cat To Make Only Right Turns. That’s next month in Obsessive-Compulsive Cat Fancier, at newsstands everywhere.
We sort ours by attitude, Ying S.
Grilled hams. Bunny fluffs.
Martha Stewart. Fishy nuffs.
Auction bidding. Rerun cats.
Dusty ‘chillas. Kitty hats.
Marmie bits. Otter pause.
Bamboo pandas. Al-pa-cas.
Monkey mohawks. Mugshot pugs.
You may suspect the mod’s on drugs.
UPDATE — forgot to mention!! Thanks to Cheesybird for planting the seed of this idea.