The Bachelor’s Nose Ceremony

Chip was no lothario, and he was a genuine fluffball of nerves when it came to professing his feelings to the feline; so he decided to take a Happy Pill to try and relax. In hindsight, he should’ve only taken half.

“Hello, my furry light bulb! So shiny! Would you like a Mentos? They are LOVE flavored! I’ll give you ALL my love Mentos, because I love you, unicorn! I had me at hello!”

Cute – but weird – couple, Alexander G.

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Hedge Fund Investor

“Oh hai, I’d like to make a deposit. Ehn!” [shoves coin forward]

Another quality foraged link from Ant! [AQFL]

Seal Bomb

[Who needs another BOOOORING photo of penguins? Look over here!]

Mika W. says Squirrel Bomb is sooo 2009.

Hamster-sized Caesar Salad

For this episode of  Cookin’ For Hamsters you will need:

1 Cucumber
1 Hard-boiled Egg
1 slice, Gouda cheese
1 slice, Ham
1 bunch Parsley (fresh)
1 slice bread, toasted (for croutons)
3 Pinenuts


You’ve have some serious mini-culinary talents, Mathijs. See more of Lucy’s culinary delights over at The HamsterTracker.

Must Be Office-Party-Friday-O’Clock

Who among us hasn’t taken a hit of nitrous oxide, climbed into an empty bowl and laughed his ass off?

See more hilarity here and here. If he starts huffing, be concerned, Katey C.

Oh My God, That Pumpkin Ate Kitty!

October 31st, 2009…

March 12, 2010…


That is one crafty pumpkin. In fact, even its expression changed, Julie S. Photo by Brad Mears.

Spring Forward, Fall Down

Just a reminder, U.S. cuteologists: Daylight Saving Time begins tomorrow at 2 AM, so be sure to set your clocks ahead one hour (and shift your bed about six inches to the ri… oops, never mind).

Thanks to Neopatra for sharing this in a recent comments thread.

Don’t throw kittens away!

No matter what they do! Don’t throw them in waste-paper receptacles! You can always recycle!

She found a hiding place…, by Fernando Felix.

THIS JUST IN: Kitten discovers own delicious foot

Looks like paw number three has been found!

Stay tuned for PAW #4!

One month old by Catherine.caf


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