Wokka wokka wokka? Wokka!

Wokka wokka, wokka wokka wokka.  Wokka, wokka wokka — wokka wokka!  Wokka wokka:

1/2 cup. wokka wokka
4 wokka Wokka Wokka, wokka
3 tsp. wokka wokka

Wokka: Wokka wokka wokka; wokka wokka.  Wokka, wokka wokka.  Wokka wokka wokka wokka, wokka, wokka.  Wokka wokka wokka, wokka wokka!

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BEE-ooo-wee-ooo-wee-ooo-wee-ooo — werp-werp!

Ducks everywhere are celebrating ‘Tocktober

Get your ‘tocks in the air and wave ‘em like you just don’t CARE!

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Ducks Marvin, Millie, Molly, CarrieDuck and Buzz sent in by by Carrie L.

The More You Know: Why Kittehs Knead

The_more_you_know2Q: Why do kittehs knead?

A: That loud purring followed by the sharpening of claws on some soft spot is called "milk-treading." A nursing kitten instinctively uses his paws to draw out milk, gently pushing on his mother’s stomach to increase the milk flow.

When older cats behave this way, it’s a good sign that they’re happy, content, and probably recalling their kittenhood. [Head tilt]

Info morsel sent in by Dee K. via Sniksnak.com. The very definition of kneading video is an encore presentayshe from Catharoo!

Finally, a solution to the global economic crisis!

This is the FIRST solution I’ve seen make ANY SENSE.

How about it, America!?

Sender-Inner Ian M., thank you for bringing this slobbery solution to light. See more Natalie Portman videos at Funny or Die.

When it’s ‘Tocktober, I sit like dees

But ONLY in ‘Tocktober.

Enjoy it while it lasts. [shifts tail a little]

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Oh, we’re enjoying it, Sender-Inner Maeve and ‘Tocker Charlotte.

Snailo Iglesias Narrowly Avoids Becoming Pesto Salad

This MINI snailio was “ehn”-ing along on a Basil leaf and almost joined the pesto recipe.

Luckily, his mini blorpitude was discovered and documented.

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Love the mini attenae looking down at Planet Hand, Sarah C.

Kitteh DOUBLE TAKE!

What what whaaat [double-take]

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I call "Shenanigans" Mariah K.!

You Sons of Beaches!

OH-BOY-OH-BOY-I’M-GOING-TO-THE-BEACH-I’M-GOING-TO-THE-BEACH-I’M-GOING-TO-THE-BEACH-YUP-YUP-I’M-GOING-TO-THE-BEACH-OH-BOY-OH-BOY-ARE-WE-THERE-YET-HUH-IS-THIS-THE-BEACH-YET-HUH-IS-IT-HUH?

My tongue's fine--it's my face that's pointing the wrong direction.

By the way, what’s a "beach"?  I hope it’s not that place with all of the …

Uh-oh ...

WATER!!!!!!  NOOO!!!  I don’t wanna go in the water!!!  Water is EVIL!!!  It’s full of monsters with sucky tentacles, and giant fish with big bitey teeth, and they all go to the bathroom in there!!!

I'm too CUTE to die!

Are you trying to KILL ME?!  If this is about the stain on the carpet, it wasn’t my fault!  Can’t you at least have the decency to tie me in a sack, you cold-hearted murderer?!  I’ll get you for this if it’s the last thing I do!

Actually, THIS is shaping up to be the last thing I do...

Can’t … breathe! … Caught … in … tentacle! … Pulling … me … down! …  Must … escape … !

Must ... impersonate ... Shatner ...

Humph!  I’m never talking to either of you again, you … you … doggie killers, you!  And from now on, I’ll do whatever I want on the carpet, and you can fetch your own damn slippers!

Now take me home.  It's time for my bath.

Found on the aptly-named SomethingAwful.com by drowner-inner "Non Applicable"

More C.O. Travel Tips!

Many pet owners dread having to take long trips with their animals, but there’s no reason why you and your cuddly canine companion can’t enjoy the pleasure of travel together, as long as you follow these simple steps when packing your pet:

  1. Place hind legs together and fold upwards across chest
  2. Fold front legs over hind legs to secure
  3. Fold modesty tail upward to conceal naughty bits

It’s that simple!  Now you have a perfectly packed puppy, ready to check with luggage or slide into the overhead compartment.  Happy trails!

I think this lame idea just set off my mental detector.

That’s presicion work, Matt K.

Skip this one if you’re PMS-ing

‘Cause you’ll just end up crying. I warned you. Guys too—you’re not immune, MoFos.

Liana F. way to start the week off WITH A COMPLETE AND TOTAL HEARTBREAKING CARTOON DAMMIT!

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