First, I shall geev you sweet keeses. Then, we shall eat lettuces.

No seriously, that’s what we’re gonna do.

  

Nice cinematography, Kuteporter Kate! It’s like Atonement, only chunkier.

Now playing on CuteCast.

New Most Pathetic Kitteh Evar

The Most Pathetic Kitteh Evar title used to be held by THIS GUY. (And before that, THIS GUY) But now the super heavyweight champ is this kitteh below, all pathetic in his dustbin-post-boxhab* life. Check out the kitteh torture device to the left, which obvy gets great use. Not to mentche mysterious pounce-kitteh on the left… I’m sure he’s to blame for ALL OF THIS!

Cinderellakitteh
Go Nuffs, Go! (Nice shot, Claudia P.)
* rehab for kittehs who overindulge themselves by sitting in boxes

Go ahead, pet the screen [eye roll]

Here is a virtual kitteh (Almost life-sized) for those of you without kittehs on Caturday.

[wears hole in monitor]

That teeckles! [squirms]

Meaghan D., you’ve done an incredible service giving this life-sized kitteh to everyone. Thnx bai. p.s. Tallest single photo evar posted? I think serhe.

Caturday Night’s Alright (For leeckingks)

What is this, Sears Portrait Studio?

[Major cheek smoooche bending head backwards]

Caturdays_alright

RuthElisa K., I didn’t know Sears offered kittehs as props. [Making appointment at lightning speed]

THIS JUST IN: Danish power outlets!

Check it out, those sneaky Danes are trying to show the world who makes the cutest power outlet.

MEESHION ACCOMPLEESHED!

Daneesh_power_outlets

Anerable, Andrew C. Times three.

Hey Tuscaloosa Readers—missing a lamb?

Lambo

The Associated Press is reporting "Lambo", a baby lamb, was found by RobWalker in Tuscaloosa, Alabama Wednesday, Jan. 2, 2008. Walker is caring for Lambountil his owner is found. 

Sender-Inner Cheri S., nice cuteporting. Lambo, nice horizontal ear exten-shons.

Pupbassador – The Video Response!

People, if more of you could do more of this, that would be gwaaaaaaaaaaate. Nice music, great story, just add C.O. photos and you’re headed to Golden Globes Ville with work like this…

Stark Raven Madd, I like how you pronounce "ferrets". Original Pupbassador post here.

Ber chicka bern ber!

I think we just walked in on some early-70s cat-porn shoot.

Love the sunlight streaming in and protective thumbed-paw. Mer-rowr. Crank it!

Amlovin_2

Oh. HEYLERHE MRS. EYEBROW PANNNTS

Check out these mini Baroos!

They’re all "baroo?" "baroo?" (respectively)

Gracie

ENHANCE!

baroo-baroo! see them!?!?
Browwwwwage

Bonnie T., you do great work, girl. ;)

I like big nuts and I cannot lie

You other brothers can’t deny [shimmies up tree]
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung [shimmies down tree]

ILikeBigNutsAndICanNotLie

OMG. Johanna S., look at her butt. It is so big. She looks like one of those rap guys’ girlfriends.

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