I’ve Got My Eye on You, Pal…

… and I’ve got my other eye on your friend, there, so don’t try anything funny.  And, um … if you could just stand next to each other and try not to move in different directions, that would be great, thanks.

Seriously, could one of you jiggle my head a little?

You’ve opened our eyes, Jaime G.

If I close my eyes and cover my nose, there is NO way they can take me to the vet

Because they will

never

ever

find me.

Hidingks

Sammy the Maltese is WAY AHEAD OF YOU, Chanya R.

So, You Want To Be A Janitor?

If you are contemplating a career in the custodial arts, you will need to understand and operate a wide array of sophisticated equipment, everything from brooms and dustpans to today’s cutting-edge mop-wringing technology.  But no weapon in your arsenal of cleanliness is as useful as the Dust Kitty, which can crawl into tight dusty spaces other tools can’t reach. So remember: Keep your Dust Kitty handy!

Is that a kitten in your pocket or ... wait, we did that already.

For more information, consult your career counsellor Chelsea W.

And Now, The Most Obvious Joke You’ll Ever See On This Site

In fact, let’s all say it together, shall we?  And a-one, and a-two …

Excuse me, is that a raccoon in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

The Rolling Stones present Sticky Fingers 2: Raccoon Boogaloo.

It had to be said, Brinke G.

Who’s Ready for Seconds?

Attention, peeps! In a few days, many of you will douse your brain cells in tryptophan and alcohol.  Sharpen your wits while you still can, and you might win a Cute Overload Page-A-Day Calendar 2009! (rules below)

( G ) In what U.S. state will you find Red Dog Mine?
( E ) What British pop group’s controversial 1980 single encouraged home music taping?
( H ) What nation was ruled by a dog for three years in the 11th century?
( AL ) In Steinbeck’s Travels with Charley, what breed was Charley?
( SN ) What is the brightest star in the night sky?
( SL ) In golf, what is the term for a hole that’s curved rather than straight?

UPDATE: The contest is closed — thanks to everyone who participated!

Gaaauuhhhgh, I shouldn't have gone back for fourths.

TERRIBLY IMPRESSIVE AND FORMAL-LOOKING LIST OF OFFICIAL RULES

  1. Entries must be received by 9 PM PST, Tuesday, November 25, 2008.
  2. One entry per person, please.
  3. One winning entry will be selected at random from correct entries.
  4. Contest open to all except employees of CuteLabs, their immediate families and boring relatives.
  5. Entries will be judged by NTMTOM, who will settle all ties by wishbone pull.

Whole Ocelotta Love

Woodland Park Zoos/Recordng artists are at it again, cranking out number one hits. No, it’s not the latest from the Turtles, or the Gorillaz, this time it’s the ocelots. Take one part folk-gee-tar, one part striped muzzlepowshe. Crank it on your Zuuuune baybeee!

Turkey Dinner for Turkeys

People, if you want an alternative to your turkey Thanksgiving dinner check out, Adopt-a-Turkey.com.

Guilty

Check out these adoptable dudes, stuffing themselves!

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Nommity nommity nommity

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Jeanette P. way to pour on the guilt like gravy. Thanks.

OMG IT’S MARMOSET MONDAY!

Sing it with us now;

Marmoset there’d be days like this

There’ll be days like this marmoset

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Marmoset, marmoset!

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Marmoset there’ll be days like this,

there’ll be days like this marmoset

Fingermonkeys

I went walking the other day

Marmoset

everything was going fine

I met a little boy (turtle) named Billie Joe

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and I almost lost my mind! [repeat chorus]

Video from Sender-Inner Susanna G., Pygmy Marmoset by Johnny2bad, Pygmy Marmoset with a PING PONG BALL YES HE’S THAT SMALL from Caroline W., Albino pygmy marmosets via Daily Mail UK from Sarah W., Pygmy marmosets making a peace sign from Sender-Inner Laura H., Albino pygmy marmoset sent in by everyone and their brother, Marmoset who looks like he’s about to go walking with a 3-inch walking stick from Sender-Inner RMT via Wildlife Conservation Society, pensillita_marmoset, was pointed out to us by Caroline W. and photographed by drumattica. Pygmy Marmoset by Dries Arnolds. Baby marmoset, suggested by Hattie J., photographed by floridapfe. Baby marmoset, by floridapfe. ;)

These photos just might save your family.

Brace yourselves. Thanksgiving is just around the corner, and your Mom is going to tell you that you made the potatoes wrong. I’m just telling you now. So, to successfully deal with the onslaught of family holidays, I’d like to suggest, in this order:

1. Carry a pocket flask for liquid courage as needed. Do not share it with your Druncle.

2. Whenever you need to, come back to these two photos to remind yourself not all families are full of dysfunctional morons. [head tilt]

I am so full from all the photos Johanna S. finds [patting belleh]. Specter and "his" babies and Happy Family by Boered.

Again, let’s check in on the Shiba Inu puppy cam

Everything seems to be in order… WAIT A MINUTO!!!

Those puppies have gotten really big. And I think they’re drinking too much Natty Lite. Thoughts T.L.?

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