Internal Dialogue of Three Squirrels

Gary (the middle one): Hey! Frank! She’s putting a pecan pie on the windowsill. Frank! I can’t believe it! I can smell it from here, Frank!

Sam (the one on the left): I know. It looks like a good one. Could you let go of me?

Ashley (the one on the right): I will make that pie mine own. First I will climb up this tree, scurry across the telephone wire and drop down, like I’m Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible. Then I’m gonna eat that pie.

These squirrels are delightful, Giles Gonthier.

The Pellet Makers

Hey, Bunny Bomber!

I think you dropped something.

Are these pooplets yours?

We’re coo-coo for cocoa puffs, Jannes P.

Heroic and Absorbent!

From a secluded rooftop high above its crime-ravaged streets, Wonder Woman stands guard over the city below. No injustice escapes her steely gaze, no cry for help eludes her super hearing. Suddenly, she sees a old lady beset by hooligans! Quickly, the mighty Amazon adjusts her Bracelets of Power and girds for action…

“I call it Robot Kitty,” says Neena H.

Spring Sproinging

In honor of today, the first day of spring, here are some sproinging lambs:

OK we’re done [rest, rest, rest]

Single sproinger by Matt Sutts. Group of spoingers by Beenbrun. And another by J. Le Grand Resting lambs by Disco Taz 71. Spring Equinox hoverfacts via Wikipedia.

Sloth It To Me, Baby

We’re hangin’ out at the hippie shack today. Topsy-turvy groovy sloth giving you the peace sign, man.

Josh N., who should be an offishe Cuteporter, is at the Sloth Sanctuary RIGHT NOW and sent in this awesome shot! He also says he is taking requests if there is a certain sloth you want to see! Far out, Josh, far out.

Mid-day Snack in 5…4…3…2…1

It’s a new innovation in food delivery. Not only does the food come to your location, but it is sent directly into your mouth!

What a tasty morsel, Ant.

Neener, Neener, Can’t Catch Me!

Aw, what’s the matter, pal? Can’t slink in and out of this fence like I can?

Gee, that’s just too bad… (heh, heh, heh)

From the uploader’s notes at YouTube: “Every evening a river otter comes to play with our daughter’s dog Rio. What was once an acquaintance on the other side of the fence has now become a friend who comes to play through the fence. It has been interesting to watch as their trust of each other has developed over the past several months.”

Chalk One Up For Originality

Some may amuse themselves with a bone, or a simple game of fetch-the-stick…

Still others are content merely to chase their own tails…

But as for me, I am driven to create.

Amanda K. writes: “This is my puppy, Beckett! She is from a litter of 12 (poor mom)! Beckett loves to cuddle on the couch, chew every single loose string in existence, and draw with chalk.”

Daddy, You’re So Mean

How could you lock that poor puppy inside that tiny little box? Probably not even enough room for a water dish in there! I feel your pain, my poor suffering comrade!


Look! Tiny fuzzy snuggle bundles! Commence the hour long, “awwwwwwwwwwww”!

You think you’re prepared for this but ohhh no you’re not!

Suzanna F. says, “she met a lovely woman who had found these two absolutely precious tiny little kittens abandoned in a box outside her apartment. She was bottle feeding them and cleaning them up a bit and let me snap a few photos.”


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