That’s one too many soft kronsches, Boy

Listen, Kid—

My ears can take a LOT, but I’m drawin’ the line right HERE

Ross and Jo-Lynn L., a MOST excellent vid.

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Camo Cats ‘n’ Racks

At first, it looks like a regular rack situation!

AND THEN THE BUTTON NOSE GRABS YOUR A-TAYN-SHONS!

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Perfectly anerable, Carly A.

Extra credit shot; this is the same lil’ rack-nuzzler, but awakes:

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A-Ner-A-Buhls.

The Great Possum Debate is officially Over

Ruhmember way back when we ALMOST had a Rule 16: "Possums can never, ever ever be cute" and alert reader Meg C. hit us with some anerable possum pics? We had to back off the possum hatin’.

Well this:

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Oh, and EXTRA CREDIT: Possum ON BACK OF BEHBEH KITT-TAYNS!

And where is that kitten going? He’s all: "Possum delivereee!"

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I didn’t know Sears did possum portraits, but luckily for us, they do, Vicki M.

Mo’ Bubbles, Beluga Style

Whoa! [Keanu Reeves voice] those whales actually accept scuba tank air into their mouths from a diver, and then blow bubbles with it! THAT’S KRAZEHPANNTS!

Wonton Destruction, nice find…

THIS JUST IN: GUTULENCE ALERT

This kitteh is practically bi-peddin’ around.

Look at him about to take that mouse to school.


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Excellent sleuthing, Jocelyn A. I just touched the kitteh’s belleh with my computer mouse.

Um, the recipe calls for ‘Navy beans’

NAVY BEAN (aka Chihuahua behbeh) SOUP
1 3/4 navy bean puppehs
5 or more cups water
2 smoked ham tocks (1 1/4 lb.)
1 tsp. salt
4 lb. carrots, sliced
3 sm. cloves garlic
1 stalk celery, sliced
4 med. potatoes, diced
3 sm. onions, chopped
Doctare Peppare to taste.

Rinse "beans". Soak in water overnight. Add ham tocks and salt. Bring to a boil; reduce heat, cover and simmer 1 hour. Add vegetables and more water if needed. Cover and simmer 45 minutes or until vegetables are tender. Remove ham tocks. Serves 4.

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Stacey A., are you Martha Stewart or what?

Slumber party gone wrong

This is ratdiculous. Things were going so well, too.

I think the ‘Truth or Dare’ got out of control. Either that or they just got a crank call to see go outside and see if their refrigerator was “still running”.

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Good luck with that tonight, this crazy ‘Raturday’, Emma E. ;) Your vermin posting request has been granted.

Signorina Cappuccino has rules

I wear dee flowere over my left ear. Thees means I am ‘spoken for’. BUT eef you geeve me a reason, I might place dee flowere on dee other side… [bats cat-lashes]

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Purrrrrrrrrr. [bats more lashes]

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Lara P. and "Chino", what is it going to take!?

Vous must be kitting moi

Not only have I coordinated my mittens with my scarf, I have thoughtfully chosen contacts which match your hardwood…

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…and now, after all of this, I am to FILE?

[whiskery huff]

Eh bien.  You shall find me under "F" for Fine, Fabulous, and also Finished.

Sally is indeed gorgeous, Peg of Tilling!

I hate my squirrel boss

So, my squirrel boss just came in and circled errors on my reports

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Then he lectured me from the stapler about Accounts Receivables beating us at softball

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Then he said if I could come in on Saturday for the TPS reports, that’d be greaaaaaaaat.

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What a jerkerto. Sarah S. says this squirrel also has an obsession with coffe. Well, obvy.

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