I hate my squirrel boss

So, my squirrel boss just came in and circled errors on my reports

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Then he lectured me from the stapler about Accounts Receivables beating us at softball

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Then he said if I could come in on Saturday for the TPS reports, that’d be greaaaaaaaat.

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What a jerkerto. Sarah S. says this squirrel also has an obsession with coffe. Well, obvy.

I’m Never Gonna Let You Go!

I’m gonna hold you in mah ahms fer everrrrr!

Movie by Emily S. Redonkulous music added by Cute Overload. Yeah.

World’s smallest puppeh!

According to The Sun: this Chihuahua is "just a fraction taller than a cola can — was named the world’s smallest hound by the Guinness Book of Records and has finished growing.Four-year-old Brandy weighs only 2lbs and cannot even BARK as her lungs are too small. Owner Paulette Keller, of Largo, Florida, said: “When I saw her I just fell in love with her.”Paulette, 53, whose pint-sized pooch has become a hit on US TV, added: “With a dog like this you have to be careful. She can’t even jump on or off anything because her legs are so tiny."

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Aghnnng. [head tilt]

Knobbular Bebeh

OMG!!! LOOK at this skinneh, skinneh camel behbeh. This is really ridiculous. He could like, slide down the drain looking like that.

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Cute Overload Extreme Close Up of Flappululent Nostrils!:
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Benoit D., FANTASTIQUE.

Touché. Tou-SHAY!

Um, someone over at Cat Macros just kicked my ass in the captioningk depahtment.

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Thanks for the heads up, Google Alerts!

Sthurprise TREAT ACTION

It was a just another NORMAL day in the homecage of Lucy the ham.

When suddenly, she looked up…!

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HOLY SMOKE-A-ROONIES. The most delectabuhl treat in all the LAND

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Ehn! I MOST REACSSSH

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The delectabuhl-ness… She is SO CLOSE [Please take note of petite tailio]

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WHO is DEE BOSS NOW, TONY DANZA!?

[biting plastic rim, hoists self up with promise of delectabuhl morsels]

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KRONSCHE!!! [repeat]

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Jessica W. What a friggin’ gem we found in the archive. Hot damn.

A quick note on calendar submishes

BeegDearest Sender Inners!

A quick note on calendar submishes! First, I APPRECIATE the BEELLIONS of submishes ya’ll have been sending in. TRULY OUTSTANDING! [Hamsters giving standing ovation] Ya’ll would submit your grandmother if you could.

I gotta re-iterate, so that no one is disappointed :( that to be considered for the calendar, the photo has to be high-resolution. This means, the BIGGEST version of the photo you can find.

Got a super-huge photo you’d like to submit to our 2009 calendar?

Feel free to SUBMEET EET! This is the last week left!

Thank you,
El Mangemento

p.s. a-member, if your photo has already appeared on the website, you can RE-SUBMIT EET for the calendar!

Why kittehs are not good African safari guides

I think I see a CROC!!!

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BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES!!!!

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Aroooogah! Arooogah! Sound the alarms, Pamela S.!

I think I’ll take a nap—IN THIS HAT

Um., way to show off the scale of how small you are. For her next trick she’s gonna be all sitting in a thimble and stuff.

It’s Rule 14, People. Rule 14.

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Kristen R., does Mango sleep in a matchbox? THOUGHT SO!

This web site has grown tiresome.

I grow weary of this "posting of kittehs". Puh-lease. "Kitteh" is not even a real word.

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Turi M. was looking up the word "disapproving" and found this dude on wikipedia.

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