I Still Need The Training Wheels!

I’m still feeling kinda shaky here — maybe I could have a crash helmet, just for a little while? Well, how about air bags? Bubble wrap? Water wings? Anything?

Another quality foraged link by Ant.

THIS JUST IN: Perturbingly Petite Pup

Preciously petite or perilously puny? That’s the question for Milly, the three-month-old chihuahua from Puerto Rico who, at only two and a half inches tall, could set the Guinness world record as the world’s smallest dog.

The current record holder is Boo Boo, a Chihuahua from Kentucky weighing 5.9 ounces.

Full story, more pics at stylist.co.uk.


Come on! That guy is trying to give an educational talk about you. Seriously, get a room!


They have no modesty, do they Brinke G.?

Happy Caturday, Citizen

The cat you see before you is real. It is the happiest cat you have ever seen. You watch the video many times. Soon, it becomes hard to move. You feel a happy melting sensation in your brain. Speech becomes difficult.

Remain calm. Doctors are coming for you. They will take you to a nice room with other happy people. You will share your opinions about soft drinks and political candidates. You will rate movie trailers. The doctors will write down what you say.

When you awaken, you will be at your desk. You will remember nothing. Thank you.

Not An Inspirational Poster

Why don’t you hang in there? Hmm? I’m doing just fine, thank you very much. I could glide right off of here anytime I wanted…whoa. I meant to do that.

This cantankerous cutie sent in by Toni C.

A Clean Bill of Health

Nurse Duckette says sorry to keep you wading. Ducktor Quack will see you now.

Karla R., says, “At my husband’s school in San Francisco, they have little ducklings, who are starting to lose their baby fuzz. Except one wants to keep a bit of a hat because it’s too cold in San Francisco. Photos by Stewart D.”

Friday Haiku: To Bee or Not To Bee

Fuzzy hammy bee

Pollinating the flowers

Your tail does not sting

Spidermouse is bee-ting around the bush, Dave C.

It’s the Toughest Job You’ll Ever Love

Announcer: Are you ready to save the planet? Then sign up for Outbound Rainforest Loving Youth! Each year, ORLY volunteers venture deep into threatened habitats, protecting endangered species — and finding themselves. So join ORLY today, and start making a diff… HEY DO YOU MIND? WE’RE TRYING TO MAKE A TV COMMERCIAL HERE! YOU’RE BLOCKING OUR SHOT! G’WAN, GIT!

Photo: Manuel Ramirez/CATERS. Story via The Guardian.

I’m Such a Birdbrain at this Game

(Hmm, he countered with the Sumatran Sacrifice; I wasn’t expecting that. I should respond with Kaplopsky’s Flying Feint, but that will expose my little horsie guy…)

Check and mate, striatic.


Don’t you just love audible nomming sounds?

I already know the answer to that question, Julian R.


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