[Dinner bell sound]

INCOMING WATCH OUT OMG!!!

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HALP!!!

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Look how quickly things devolve when you add this image to the Krazy Dad Kaleiescoper!

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William W. You better fill up that dinner bowl QUICKLEH! Kaleidescope image idea via Make Magazine ;)

Gentlemen, We Have a Situation

"It has come to my attention that our company is faced with a crisis. Now, I want to be pro-active here, so I’ve called this little pow-wow to make sure we’re all on the same page about this thing.

"Now, men, a crisis is nothing but an opportunity mixed with danger.  In fact, it was the ancient Egyptians who combined the symbols for opportunity and danger because they had never heard it before, the word crisis, I mean, but anyway, if we work as a team, we can seize this bull by the horns (or maybe it was the Chinese), and think outside the box to fast-track a best-in-breed, synergistic solution that will facilitate a sea change throughout our enterprise.

"And remember, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie … in, er, meat pie, and the anagram of meat is team, and … mmm, pie … I’m sorry, what was the question again?"

And furthermore, I like tuna.

I think I used to work for this guy, Kate M.

Let me EXPLAIN

Look, I KNOW what you’re thinking—it’s not even BUN-DAY and we are displaying a series of bun photos.

Well you know WHAT?

You’re right. [Patting your back with Princess Di eyes looking up]

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I’m sure you’ll agree that we CANNOT wait for Bun-Day to show you this anerable paw-pad ACTION…

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Miniscule, chompable foots…

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Unopened eye capusules…

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Appetizer-sized…

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TINIEST OF TAILIOS…

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TEENIEST OF DIRTY CLAWS ACTION!!!

I’m sure you understand, Kellie A.

The Lonely, Desolate Life of Sniper Kitty

Sniper Kitty mans his solitary outpost. Day fades into day, night into night, until time is meaningless, the horizon becomes the only world he knows, and there is only the vigil to define him; the ceaseless waiting for the enemy that may come at any moment — or not at all.

It's almost ... TOO quiet.

Then he sees it — the foe he has waited an aching eternity to face:  The dreaded pen.  Instinct grips him now, stoked by the fear that burns in the furnace of his soul, the sickening knowledge that only one may succeed, and one must fail.  It is either bat — or be batted.

tha-THUMP, tha-THUMP, tha-THUMP, tha-THUMP ...

His prey draws closer.  Each second hangs forever in the icy winter stillness.  Small sounds echo in his ears now — a faint footstep, a rustling of leaves — speaking to a sense beyond sense, flowing into him, guiding him, telling him when the moment is right …

Enjoy a swatting of LIBERTY, vile oppressor!

And then, without warning, he strikes!  Channeling all his energy into one focused lunge, with devastating force he … he … heeee reeeeally likes tuna, he thinks.  Tuna is delicious.  Very tasty, indeed.  He could go for some tuna right now, in fact.  Because he really, really enjoys tuna.  He likes tuna.  He likes tuna a lot.

And furthermore, I like tuna.

See, this is why cats never won a war, Mark J.

And Now, Another Cute Olympics Update

BEIJING — In gymnastics today, the odds-on favored Hamstrovakian team took the gold in the Women’s Synchronized Dangling.  Pictured here, from top, are teammates Uvula Stolichnaya, Ivana Hugankissya and Olga Reallylongfunnynameski.

Yeah, prolly a fake, but who cares? WE LOVE EEEEET!

Our thanks to cute-porter Tabby for today’s update.

For Sale on EBAY: Vintage Glasses ~ MUST SEE!

FOR SALE, BY ORIGINAL OWNER

THANKS FOR LOOKING!

Turatan

BID NOW

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Still not convinced? Look how great these specs look with a moist nosicle.

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Freddie B., I bid…. ONE MEELLION DOLLARS!

Say “Zeeeeeeeee”

Hey Ed, get a LOAD of these stoopid Landcruiser types!

Although, we do look… kinda awesome…

[head tilts to side to check out mirror]

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Amy K., Say ‘Hi’ to Nairobi for me…

Rule of Cuteness #40: Sleeping in a sunbeam is cute

Finding (and sleeping in) a sunbeam is cute.

Happiness

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Someone update Wikipedia C.O. Rules STAT, Susanna R.!

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Ehn. [Eyes flutter closed and go back to sleepies]

With a little nom

…we can work it out

we can make this whole damn thing work out

with a little nom, we can lay it down

Can’t you feel this website exploding? [Sing in Sir Paul McCartney voice]


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XTreme Cute Overload Nom Close-Up [XCONCU]:

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Sender-Inner Lori W. FOUND ANOTHER ONE!

Candygram.

Kitteh: You’re that clever shark, aren’t you?

Pups: [No answer]

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I’m only a dolphin, Amy K.

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