The most unbelieveably prosh Scottish Fold Kitteh

BEHOLD!

The SCOTTISH FOLD!

Consider yourself warned. You cannot handle eet.

Laura J., you’re right, this Scottish Fold reaches new levels of proshness.

Hey, Wanna See an Impression?

"Check me out — I’m a duck!  QUAAACK!  Boy, I could really go for some stale bread right about now, because I’m a duck!  Get it?  In fact, I’m buying a round of stale bread for the house — just put it on my bill!"

(crickets chirping)

"I said ‘put it on my bill!’ … because I’m a duck!"

Sheesh, tough room.

Um, we’ll let you know, Natalie G.

Operation Pacification

"That dumb baby is totally annoying. ‘Ahn Junior is so cute!!!’ ‘So precious!’ ‘Look at him poop!’ Puhlease.

I got news for you, Kid. This passie is mine."

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Thanks, Vera. Good luck with Lampiao pup…

It Happens Every Time …

It never fails:  You bring home that stylin’ new HGLÄGTH bookshelf from IKEA, save the packing material, organize all the pieces neatly, follow all the instructions to the letter — and when it’s all put together, you still have that one kitty left over. [Seinfeld voice] I mean, what is the deal with that?

DIS KIBBLES TASTE FUNY

Keep it, Shannon G., you might need it later.

What’s That, You Say? A Waffle?

"Why, for goodness sakes, it IS a waffle!  And to think, when I sat down here, purely at random and for no particular reason, I had no idea that there would be a waffle nearby — and yet, here is a waffle!  How mysterious the mechanisms of Fate must seem to someone such as I, who likes a nice waffle on occasion, to find one’s gaze suddenly and for no reason fixed upon … but hark, I think there’s someone at the door!  I’ll bet it’s those nice Publisher’s Clearinghouse people with a really big check!"

OK, stay calm ... exude nonchalance ... I think he's buying it ...

Riiiiiiiiiiight, Kyle C.

That’s what I call CPR!!!

Er, mouth to "meow"th

Er… mouth to mouf

OK, Whatever, a fireman saved a kitteh giving it mouth to mouth resusitayshe!

Check out the full video over on Yahoo!

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When asked what giving a cat mouth to mouth tasted like. The fireman said: "Like fur".

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Thanks for the hot tip, SparkyPannnts.

The Tale of a Rescued Hare

It was business as usual at the office, when a baby Irish hare, only a few hours old was discovered, dehydrated and solo. Unable to find the mother, they hoped to release him after nursing him back to health.

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Unforch, they soon discovered the little guy was blind, and not so suitable for release.

He was, however, SUITABLE FOR CUDDLING.

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Thankfully, Buster the Bun is now eating well and enjoying the garden in a loving home in Dublin, sproinging around.

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Nice find, sender Inner Susan C. Read all about Buster’s adoption and rearing on his blog!

Make sure that’s organic, mmmkay?

For a red panda I don’t ask for a lot. Really.

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I must have organic pears, apples and grapes.

I insist on hand-feeding [Beady-eye intense look]

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I also need my two-toned look kept fierce (Clairol Hydrience Hibiscus Dark Red Hair Color # 32), at LEAST once a month

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Thaaaaanks.

And let me know when the hot tub is ready. [Scampers back up a tree]

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Awesome red panda shots, Jessica R.:D Check out all her shots here. This was all made possible by the Wellington Zoo.

At the Hide-and-Seek Training Academy

Well, the 2008 Olympics may be a memory, but the hopefuls for 2012 are already getting a head start in the rigorous training for this demanding and often time-consuming event:

...three thousand, six hundred and twenty-SEVEN, three thousand, six hundred and twenty-EIGHT...

And here’s Diego El Kabonngg of Portugal, demonstrating the advanced eye-covering technique that swept him to the silver in 2000:

... five million, seven hundred thousand, two hundred and NINE, ...

Ready or not, here we come, Paula E! (top photo)

Up…

Up…


Chicken !, originally uploaded by WelcomeToTheDoghouse.

AND AWAY!


Flying Una!, originally uploaded by WelcomeToTheDoghouse.

You are now free to move about the country, Eva H.

Successful take-off courtesy of custom pet portrait artist and photographer WelcomeToTheDoghouse.

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