FYI: Petite mohawked monkey OWNS YOUR SOUL

[sucking thumb + bamboo strand]

Here’s the deal.

I’m a golden-haired, mini mohawk-sporting, teeny-nostrilled monkeh.

And I own your soul. all of it! All. FYI.


Ooh-ooh-ah-ah, Sparkling T.!

You Lookin’ at Me?

Whaddya lookin’ at?  Huh?  You lookin’ at me?  Well, I’m the only one here, so you gotta be lookin’ at something.  What, I look funny to you, like I’m a clown, I amuse you?  I make you laugh, I’m here to frickin’ amuse you?  Whaddya lookin’ at?  Hah?  HAAAAAHH?!  Yeah, that’s right, you better keep walkin’, ya goombah.

Seriously, all kidding aside, what are you looking at?

He’s such a good fella, Judy K.

At Last the Truth Can Be Told!

My friends, a sinister enemy walks among us — perhaps in your very house.  It comes from the distant reaches of another galaxy, yet takes the form of an innocent house cat, gaining our trust, then … stealing our very thoughts while we sleep!!   My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer.  Can your heart stand the shocking facts of … BRAIN ROBBERS FROM OUTER SPACE?!?

That ATM password has GOT to be in here somewhere.

I want to believe, Jill H.

Tip: Avoid the Piranha Special

According to CNN, the hottest new spa treatment in the Washington, DC area is fish pedicures, where tiny, toothless carp nibble away all your dead skin, for the nom-nom-nominal fee of $35.  According to customers, the treatment produces just a tingling sensation: "It kind of feels like your foot’s asleep," says one.  It’s all happening at Yvonne Hair and Nails salon, where the elite meet to become a fishy treat.

Fish are friends -- YOU'RE food.

You first, Angelina R.

Yah, dere’s da source o’yer clog, den…

Yah, Mrs. Lundegaard, dat’s why yer sink’s backin’ up, don’cha know — ya gotta big ol’ clog o’ cat hair down dere.  An’ it’s still in da shape udda cat, and lemmie tell’ya, dat’s da worst kinda clog dere is, you betcha…

Thanks, I was feeling a bit woebegone, there.

So don’cha forget da sink-strainer next time, Leslie.

For That Pom-tastic Smile!

Congratulations, and thank you for purchasing the HyperPom™ Dental Care System. With proper care and feeding, your HyperPom will give you many years of tooth-cleaning service.


  1. Insert toothbrush into the patented Grrrip-Tite™ mechanism and close gently.
  2. Apply your favorite toothpaste to the brush.
  3. Taunt HyperPom™ mercilessly until it begins to vibrate with rage.

Why ... you ... lousy, stinkinIoughtaBZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Found on Wag Reflex, the pet blog

The happy, squeaky sounds of Winston

If there is one thing consistent about this site, it’s peeps asking for MORE WINSTON action. Well here he is, in all his greatness, purring away. And making squeaking noises in the process.

For MORE Winston, check out FourFour. Thanks for the Winston alert, Pamela D.

Chinchilla dusting and general mayhem

I had no idea that Chinchillas like to "dust". Just like chickens! Look at this lil’ sucker go, in his bowl.

He’s so excited and I think he likes it.

Eric S. Grab the dustbuster before this gets completely out of control.

Encore Presentayshe: Cutest Kitten in World

People, some posts are worth repeating. This is one such post. For this encore presentation, I give you "Memebon" the kitten. But you already know Memebon. Because she OWNS YOUR SOUL, THAT’S WHY. Here is the original post


There are really no sufficient words to accurately describe the proshness you are about to witness. Rest-assured the Japanese [shaking fist to sky] beat us AGAIN on this one. This time with the delectable dollop named "Memebon"

[drum roll]



See a LOT more of Memebon, her family and tons of merch over at ;)

You want a real dog!?

Just found this image at "Crap Dogs"! They inadvertently provided us with a very prosh image.

Yay Crap Dogs! Thank you for putting together a lovely array of puppehs for us to peruse. ;)

Holy backfiring, SJT!

Hilarious idea for a blog, though.


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