So good of you to drop by

Darling, it’s lovely to see you. Now if you will excuse me I must attend to my Caturday duties.

May we take your cute for you, Iria C.?

Simon’s Cat, Household Archaeologist

In today’s episode, Simon’s cat unearths rare artifacts of the lost Frigidaire tribe.

Pierre in the Pansies

Prancing in the Pansies
By the window, that is where I’ll be
Come prancing through the pansies with me

Oh, prancing in the garden
By the garden of the willow tree
And prance through the pansies with me

pierre in the pansies
Knee deep in flowers we’ll stray
We’ll keep the showers away
And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight
Will you pardon me?
And prance through the pansies with me

Apologies to Tiny Tim and big thanks to LalaLaurie.

Summer’s Here…

…time to go out and buy a new lawn mooer!

Daddy was a Toro, Shea S.

Are you sitting comfortably, then I’ll begin…

Once upon a time, there was a great sphinx who awoke from a deep slumber and being very hungry, demanded fudz from all passersby, saying,

“Cheops the Tuna comin’ in tomb my fez.”

Tut-tut, Heinrich. Thank you, Nichole!

Pup-vo-lution II: Bullet Pup Boogaloo

Jen L. raises the stakes: “I totally had to top your Pup-vo-lution post with my clearly far more advanced-up-the-evolutionary-ladder pup/plane/furball who goes by the name Milan. You can see how pointy noses are far superior to smooshed faces for streamlined performance. When not in flight he morphs into an extra floofy specimen of wirehair dachshund.”

Stalking the Wily House-cat

“Oh, the house-cat can be a tricky bugger to hunt,” warned our safari guide. “But once you’ve bagged one — that’s when the real challenge begins. There’s no more cunning or resourceful creature on God’s earth than a cornered cat, for certain.”

And now, a different kind of !#!BEEEEEP!@!!

Well, what do you say when you stub your toe?

Morgan S. of the fine blog The Brick House tells us, “Bowie had to get a nail removed and now has a redonkulous cast!”

I got you something for Father’s Day

I don’t think you have a tie-holder like this yet.

Stacy Z.

Let’s Play, Name That Kitten!

We will show you 3 kittens while our 30-second timer counts down. Can you give the kittens names before the timer buzzes?

Sender-inner Nancy W. says, “You can’t break up the sisters, ever! … So tiny, so don’t have names yet. Any ideas?”


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