Typical.

"It started like this…"

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"I left the room, and shortly thereafter, returned to find this…"

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Then, the inevitable:

"I asked them if they thought they were auditioning for a calendar."

Well, duh.

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Excellent, EXCELLENT work, Victoria R.  See this and other kitteh stories over at her blog.

2 Bunnies 1 Nozzle

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

Mireyita, holler back with an update when you can afford two nozzles.

Breaking News Bulletin!

MEYRIN, Switzerland — More troubles befell the Large Hadron Collider, buried beneath the Swiss-French border, when a trio of puppies were sucked into the particle stream through an air intake and were accidentally fused.  Although the puppies appear to be healthy, doctors caution that certain activities, such as fetch-the-stick, may become more complicated.

... and number twos?  Seriously, you don't want to know.

Can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs, Jenny J.

The Chosen Baboon?!

[Baboon #1:] He’s definitely the Chosen One from the ancient Baboon bible, Cheryl.
[Baboon #2:] No, no no Linda!—I think—he’s from the future.
[Baboon #3:] Wait, his ears look relatively normal [picks on an ear]
[Baboon #4:]
Wait. He looks like a Gunderson. He’s one of Phil’s kids. Never mind.

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Sender-Inner Johanna S., You’re BACK! (Like a lil’ pink baboon butt, you’re BACK!)

Complete and total DESPARAY-SHONS

I hope you’re sitting down.

Because what you’re about to see is staggering. And sad.

It’s about a Kitteh—a desparate kitteh—who needs boxhab, so, so badly. [Shaking head] I hope you can stand to watch.

Paging Dr. Josh N. Come in, Dr. Josh N. STAT

Your Caturday Lullaby

It’s been a nice ole Caturday, People.

Let’s put ‘er to bed with this unusual Kitteh vid with blissful clenching paws. [Rule #29 in case you forgot.]

Sender-Inner ‘The Red Masque’, I’m not going to even ASK how this vid came about. Is that a lynx in that living room!?

P.S. Extra credit video is here, of an apparent Deer/Kitteh naptime interupted by a fallen battery pack. D’oh!

Sssssssshhh. Don’t speak.

[Fly speaking] Baybee, you may be the most poisonous Newt in North America, but you’re still all mine.

[Unbelievable KISSING SOUNDS]

Shhhhh. [Covers leeps]

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Brinke G., you are slithering into hearts of C.O. fans everywhere. Truth.

GET OFFA MY PROPERTEH!

This is no regular Disapproving rabbit People.

This rabbit is downright crankeh.

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Gøril A and Brutus the bun, um, have a, um, nice Saturday night. Good luck with that.

Chloe and Marigold Get a Massage and Body Wrap

"… and so he comes home from work and he’s, like, BAM! right on the couch with the Playstation, and it’s like I’m just not feeling validated in this relationship anymore, you know?"

"Honey, you just need more ‘you’ time!  Get yourself a new hobby, like scrapbooking, or that new towel boy … or maybe take a pole-dancing class, it’s supposed to be really empowering."

Wait, what was the part about the towel boy again?

Is this the same spa where they spank the kitties, Jill V.?

Purple Rose of Cairo Audishe

Camila the pup will be playing the role of "Ceceila".

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"I just met a wonderful new man. He’s fictional but you can’t have everything!" [puts paw on forehead, dramatically]

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[Chipmunk playing the role of Tom Baxter, offscreen, reading] "Cecilia, it’s clear how miserable you are… And if he hits you again, you tell me. I’d be forced to knock his teeth out."

"I don’t think that’d be such a good idea. He’s big" [Looks at camera coyly]

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And Scene!

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Alexandra C., did she get the part!?!

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