Meanwhile, at Cottontail’s Hideout…

"Awright, youse mugs, listen up! We’re knocking over McGregor’s First National Bank, see, and I don’t want no slip-ups! 

Bugsy, you drive the getaway car. Roger, you blow up the safe.

And Flopsy, you stare disapprovingly at the security guard!  Now, hop to it, see?  Nyeeaaahh!"

Daaaawww, tell me again about the humans, George!

This looks like a case for Elliot Nuff and his Untouchables, Amanda L.

Elephant ‘Tocks? or…Really Large Body with Trunk?

Look, there’s an elephant in the room, I think we need to talk about it.

No one is willing to point it out but me.

It’s a really big elephant.

Tronk

Johanna S., you should really just face these things head on.

And Now, a Word From Our Sponsor

(FADE IN on backyard. MUSIC UP, delicate piano with strings)

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Grape Doberman?  My favorite!

Were you a Schlackmann’s kid, Vernel L.?

With ONE SNORT you’re a GONER!

Listen Kid, my eye capsule is LARGER THAN YOUR WHOLE BODY.

Flutter your wings the wrong way and it’s SNORT CITY.

Snooorrrf

Johanna S., you’re right. This IS interspecies snorglingk.

Rest in peace Lil’ McOttersons…

Peeps, we’ve just learned that the lil’ Otter who stole yer heart by holding hands (no kidding, watch for it!) with her ottermate has passed away. Apparently, "Nyac" the otter even made it through the Exxon Valdez spill! I did not know that.

Let’s do an encore presentayshe for the lil’ trooper. It’s absolutely one of our favorite videos of all time.

Thanks for letting us know the sad news, Kimberly R. and Kim B. :(

THIS JUST IN: A ham junior moncheing a Cheerio

My lonche is as big as my face, Oh Yeah

Hamieoh

Bonnie K., you picked a winnah! [Say in English 'Cheerio!' accent]

Here’s the deal.

First, Guy finds kitten outside his flat.

Next, Guy photographs the kitteh’s development, including Kitteh discovering sunbeams (Rule #40)

Many, many cute photos ensue.

Photos get sent to C.O. (Natch).

Go_towards_the_light_kitteh

CLOSE-UP PAY ATTEN-SHONS!

Sun

It’s OK, little dude, sunbeams are niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

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It’s about time we sent out a schweet new desktop image, Sender-Inner Josh N. GREAT photos, Mescal. :D

Fresh kitten delivery!

Look, People, I’m sure at THIS POINT you’re wondering if I’m like, RELATED to Martha Stewart I mention her blog on this site so much. The short answer is "nyerhe" I’m not, I just like her blog honest ta Gahd!

For example, check out her recent KITTEN DELIVERY OMG!

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Delivered special to her farm. Ahn [head tilt.]

Check out ALL kittens-exploring-their-new-surroundings-pics here.

Dear Not That Abby The Other Abby,

My boyfriend and I adopted a kitten a few months ago. She is so sweet and little but she has this problem. She likes feet. And I don’t mean she thinks they’re kinda neat and she watches them. I mean she thinks they are tasty and she must eat them. Especially for breakfast. Especially in the very early morning hours for breakfast. This was taken after she was caught in the act. Don’t let the innocent act fool you. She is evil. Lovable… but evil.

Signed, Carrie M.

I can kick the habit anytime, honest!

Dear Carrie:

Let’s not pussyfoot around—your tiny toe-taster is in a terrible jam! Unless you intervene—and fast—she’ll become a full-on feline footaholic. Tell this heel to get on the ball and go to a local Toe-Anon meeting, and if she arches her back, remind her that de-nail isn’t just a river in Egypt, no matter how corny that sounds.

-The Other Abby

Doppelgängeroverloäd

Hold on, you’re going to see DOUBLE!

Double double double [echo echo echo]

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Hilarious wool portraiture courtesy of Amelia Makes Art!

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