A Warm Welcome to the Spiney Lumpsucker!

We had never heard of this type of fish before either! But thanks to their blorp-tastic bods, paw-like appendages, and “party hats” THEY’VE ATTRACTED OUR ATTEN-SHONS and MADE IT ONTO CUTE OVERLOAD!

Via Monterey Bay Aquarium’s Facebookersons.


Dez Yeur Dogue Bite?


I thought yeau sed yeur dogue deed not bite!

…Zat ees not mah dogue.

Love bites, Suzunejp. And bites and bites and bites.

Another Family Portrait Ruined!

Aunt Darla! Look at the camera for crying out loud! You do this every time. Come on, let’s take one more before we lose the light.

Ladies Over Fifty, we salute you!

Double Happiness Announcement!

Two faces to wash, and four dirty hands
Two insistent voices, making demands
Twice as much crying, when things go wrong
The four eyes closing, with slumber song
Twice as many garments, blowing on the line
Two cherubs in the wagon, soaking up sunshine
Work I do for twins, naturally comes double
But four arms to hug me, repay all my trouble.

Dearest Peeps! We’re very happy to announce that Cute Overlord Meg and hubby Sparky just had twins. The entire family is thrilled at the two healthy additions, including Aunt Chief Sister Officer. No names yet—maybe “Maru” and “Winston”? We’ll see. Hopefully we can get some sleep soon. Hooray! Hooray!

ɹǝpuod oʇ ʇuıod ɐ

¿ʇı ʇ,usǝop ‘ǝʌıʇɔǝdsɹǝd ʍǝu ɐ uı sbuıɥʇ sʇnd ʇɐɥʇ ¿dn ǝpıs ʇɥbıɹ sǝop ʇı sɐ uʍop ǝpısdn ןɐɯɹou sɐ ʇıq ʎɹǝʌǝ sʞooן ɥʇoןs ɐ ɟo ǝɔɐɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ pǝɔıʇou ɹǝʌǝ noʎ ǝʌɐɥ

bɹo˙ʇxǝʇdıןɟ ʎɹʇ ‘unɟ uʍop-ǝpısdn ɹoɟ) ˙ǝʌoן uı sןǝǝɥ ɹǝʌo pɐǝɥ ǝq ʇsnɯ oɥʍ ‘ʎqqɐ puɐ uıʌǝʞ ʎq uooɯʎǝuoɥ ɐɔıɹ ɐʇsoɔ ɹıǝɥʇ uo uǝʞɐʇ

Wombatman! The Premiere!

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Wombatmaaan!

Holy super hero in need of a manicure, Wombatman!

To the Wombatmobile! Fasten your wombat belts! There’s not a moment to lose!

Can Wombatman get there before it’s TOO LATE?

Be sure to tune in tomorrow, GeniusBeauty! Same Wombat time. Same Wombat channel.

Toasted Bunneh

Introducing George The Bunneh. Sender-Inner Noelle S says, “My pet bunny George is either laying around or looking for me (when I leave my desk)!”

Make sure he gets a hot toddy before bedtime, Noelle. Wait, it looks like it’s already bedtime!

[We like George a lot.]

Friendship Is Awesome!

Golly, I am so blessed to have a BFF like you, Becky! You’re a true-blue friend, one who doesn’t get mad if I accidentally spill punch on your prom dress or steal your boyfriend. I just know we’re gonna be totes besties for the rest of my life!

“This is a most awkward family photo of my cat Chii and my pups, Mr. Darcy,” says Gabriella W.

Caturday: Have it Your Way

This way or thatta way!

Every weech way!

No way, Susan G.! Yes way and she says, “Sawyer is my new rescue kitten from the Toronto Cat Rescue – he looks peaceful in this picture, but in truth he’s a bit wild (but in the sweetest way!)”

Mini Horse Report

Let’s check in on Pacific Pintos and see what the miniature horses are up to.

Yep, they’re still purse-sized.

Thanks Pacific Pintos!