Yeah, I had a wild weekend, but I’m totally ready to work armblty mrmfl zzz… Whuh just a few hours’ sleep, here I am, fresh as a daisuggh fnurrff zzz… Whoa so I’ll have those TPS reports on your desk by ten o’cloarggh mumble thud…
The mayhem-causing kitteh is at it again in this latest installment:
Sent in by Elizabeth C. See all the hilarious Simon’s Cat episodes by Simon Tolfield here.
You are an amazing cat. You make us laugh on a daily basis. We imagine what it must feel like to be whipped by your 12-pound tail. We marvel at your glorious girth; your density puts Garfield to shame. But we write this letter because we fear for your well being. Your addiction has become all-consuming. We love you and we ask you to seek treatment today. Will you?
He had seen some interior design catastrophes, but this was too much to take. A rattan kitty litter box? Clawse felt as though he had to put on a flowered muumuu just to do his business.
How long til he comes up for air, Anna T.
Get ready for more drama, People. [shaking head]
Dramatic Chipmunk started it:
Then the Surprise Kittens were all ‘nah-ahn';
Then Cupcake Dog was all ‘way':
And now, this hamster is just shocked:
Save it for your Mama, Alex “Danger” D.