Gibbon Pin Up!

Those elongated arms!

That look in your close-together eyes!

YOUR PROVOCATIVE POSE OMG

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Kathryn S. saw this gibbon monkeh striking a pose at the Lincoln Park Zoo. Pure redonkulousness.

The Cute Overload Music Depreciation Society

Here at The Cute Overload Music Depreciation Society, we help our students cultivate a refined ear for all forms of music, from opera…

… to classic Delta Blues.

I Arrest You In The Name Of Surrealism!

Sender-inner Carrie L. found these pictures of "Stache" on a message board. Either Stache has had a little mishap with a Magic Marker, or that is one devastatingly delicate mustache.  And it reminds me of somebody, but I’m not sure who…

You're looking at it now, aren't you? The rest of me's cute too, ya know.

Now, my left brain, the logical, analytical half that tells me to store my ATM receipts in chronological order for future reference, thinks that he looks like genius supersleuth Hercule Poirot.

Frankly, d00d, both halves are kinda creepin' me out here.

But my right brain, the random, creative half that tells me to run through the mall wearing nothing but body paint and ostrich feathers and singing the Oscar Meyer wiener jingle, thinks he looks like surrealist painter Salvador Dali.

Am I weird because I want to see these two guys bullfighting each other?

So I leave it to you, peeps — which half is right?  Vote below!

Happy Birthday to me,

I’m a pocket Pet, Squee!
My one wish this birthday?
Send a carrot to me!

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WOO HOO!

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Mission-Accomplished-hance!

Coxcu

Emily D.—are you like a hamster-tongue poser or something? This is ridiculous. By the way Emily claims she has more photos here if you can believe it.

Kitten-ba

Er, I meant Roomba.

Clean up. Aisle 1.

Josh N. DOES IT AGAIN

Carrots… IN LOVE

Inspired by the PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) superbowl vegetable ad, these carrots are GETTING IT ON!

[say in carrot voice] "C’Mere, Bebeh!"

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"I love it when you wear your green hair like that"

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This site is getting weirder all the time, Sarah K.

Bun Mom On Campus

Ace Cuteologist Lisa M. writes us with a problem: "I have such a hard time studying at school because our campus is overrun with buns!" she tells us. "Seriously, I never get tired of seeing the buns, and I think my GPA has dropped a few points because of them, but it’s worth it to see these guys every day!"  We should all have such problems.

Keeping watch in case Wallace and Gromit show up with their Bun-Vac thingy.

Eventually, they ooze together into one big bunny.

Nice buns!

Safety Tip: Always lock your bun!

In this picture, there are 47 people. None of them can be seen...

Ease up on the mascara there, Tammy Faye.

Sure, he could prolly scratch your eyes out

But before he does, admire the eye capsules on this Slow Loris eating fruits.

Via StupidVideos. And NTMTOM’s eagle eyes. :D

For Your Consideration: Wuthering Plains

In the Best Picture category: Wuthering Plains, the heart-wrenching story of doomed lovers Catherine (Redonkuletta deMille) and Heathcliff (Rock Proshman), joined by a passion they can never share.  Academy Voters: Your membership card entitles you to free admission plus box of Kleenex at any performance.

Heathcliff, it's me, Cathy, I've come home and I'm so cold, let me into your window...

And the winner is: And the Oscar goes to: Eric V.

Lemme show you my muzzlepowshe collection

[Motioning you down a loooonnng, ridiculous hallway]

"And here are the more common muzzlepowshes… this beady-eyed stuffed pug was owned by a French Baron."

"Over there is my famous whisker collection…"

Pug

"Let me show you more, Alison F.! this way!"  [More over at Etsy!]

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