Meanwhile, at Skydiving School…

OK, for our first lesson, we’re going to practice floating in place. Let the air gently lift you off the… Um, guys? Floating in place? Anytime? Guys?

The Pupper Class

I would simply love to stay and chat. But I’m off to my Ladies Garden Society meeting. We do enjoy digging up the dirt and slinging the muuud. (purses lips)

How very dognified, Soggydan .

Just Like Momma

Momma! When we grow up we want a tail just like yours!

So you want a gorgeous plume like mine? (beams with pride)

No, we want to be able to clear table tops with a single swish!

Hair raising, jurvetson!

And Lion Makes Three

Yep, nothing to see here, just your normal family: Mom and Dad, a dog, a bunny… and a lion cub. When Simba became ill, zookeepers cared for him at home, where he befriended Monty the dog and Thumper the rabbit.

Thoughtful Dog is Thoughtful

It’s quiet. …It’s so quiet, you could hear a pin drop. …Hmmm, I wonder why people are dropping pins?

We like the strong, silent types, Soggydan!

Slurrpitty Durrpitty

The great philotsafur, René Des-cats says, “I drink, therefore I am (cute).”

Truer words were never spoken, Dirigentens !

For The Love Of Ginger!

To start, let us observe the domestic ginger.

Now, a wild ginger.

Finally, a non-biased ginger.

Ginger lovin’ had me a blast! Ginger lovin’ happened so fast! Thanks to Kira, Johann S. and Diagonal View, met a ginger crazy for me! Met a ginger cute as can be. Well-a well-a well-a!

Friday Haiku: Don’t Rush Me

You want a haiku?

I will try to think of one

I’m thinking  …thinking

This might be a good time to read War & Peace, Hotshotjen.


… Forty-six, forty-seven, forty-ten, fifty-eleven, sixty-purple…

(Bet they’re hiding in the kelp again. Well, that’s the only hiding place there is, so…)

Send In the Chub Patrol!

(cheesy 70’s cop-show disco music)

Who’s got fearsome rolls of fat,
Showin’ bad guys where it’s at?
♬ Chub Patrooooooooool! ♪

Cruisin’ in the Chubmobile,
Makin all the ladies squeal,
♫ Chub Patrooooooooool! ♩

Chub Patrol is an Emdot production.


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