Here, have a KleeneeeexaaaaaaGGH! [swipe swipe]

Fffffffft fffft! [swping action]

I’m sure this will help your code.

[swiping paw grazing your nose] fffffffffttt!

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That is a feisty box o’ tissues, Erin W. ;)

[Swedish Chef voice] Ber dee ber dee berr

Ber dee ber dee berr

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Ber dee ber dee berr. Berr dee berr d berr dee berr dee berr

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Bork! bork! bork!

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Hyura C., your kitteh Sabin is a super prosh lil’ chefsters.

Baby Puppeh, You’re the One

[Sing it with me now, to the tune of "Rubber Ducky" by Big Bird on Sesame Street]

"BabyPuppeh, you’re the one…

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You make playtime lots of fun!

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Baby Puppeh I’m awfully fond of you

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Baby Puppeh, joy of joys!

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When I squeak you, you make noise

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Baby  Puppeh, you’re my very best friend it’s true!"

Popi3_2[As sung by Sender-Inner Fran F.]

XOXOXOXO!

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The very latest in home décor

People, No, you’re not at the Design Within Reach website. I swear, you’re not.

Behold one kitteh’s way of creating a super stylish boudoir. Cute Overload wallpaper. (For those times when you neeeeeeeed hamsterPannnts over a golden pond for that je ne sais quoi look)

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How DID you make this, Sanja B.!? Do tell!

Hope this makes you feel bettoi, Senator Clinton

Here you go. Maybe a kitten will help!

Sorry you had a tough day.

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XO, Kalen S., niiiiiice 5-day old kitteh.

Let’s just tuck you in, there

Check out this kitteh, all nestlin’ in on a cold winter’s night. Brrrrrrrrrrddd!

Hey, that robe looks pretty comfortuhbuhls. Move over kitteh!

[crawls into pockeet]

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Bella the kitteh and Sender-Inner Maggeh, nice works! You’re the VERY LATEST accepted image for the C.O. Calendar! Keep those images coming, People, the larger the size of the image, the better!

I am too sopheesticated forr zus website

He’s all: "I am too sopheesticated forr zees website. I am een zuh black un white film! Look at moi!"

[Puffs on Gauloise and walks away]

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Noora L., Awesome photo! but to be in the calendar, the photo has to be HUGE! Got another larger copy!? 

First, I shall geev you sweet keeses. Then, we shall eat lettuces.

No seriously, that’s what we’re gonna do.

  

Nice cinematography, Kuteporter Kate! It’s like Atonement, only chunkier.

Now playing on CuteCast.

New Most Pathetic Kitteh Evar

The Most Pathetic Kitteh Evar title used to be held by THIS GUY. (And before that, THIS GUY) But now the super heavyweight champ is this kitteh below, all pathetic in his dustbin-post-boxhab* life. Check out the kitteh torture device to the left, which obvy gets great use. Not to mentche mysterious pounce-kitteh on the left… I’m sure he’s to blame for ALL OF THIS!

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Go Nuffs, Go! (Nice shot, Claudia P.)
* rehab for kittehs who overindulge themselves by sitting in boxes

Go ahead, pet the screen [eye roll]

Here is a virtual kitteh (Almost life-sized) for those of you without kittehs on Caturday.

[wears hole in monitor]

That teeckles! [squirms]

Meaghan D., you’ve done an incredible service giving this life-sized kitteh to everyone. Thnx bai. p.s. Tallest single photo evar posted? I think serhe.