I dare yous!
Ilana B., it’s imposs. Absolutely imposs.
Concerned citizens! Beware the growing scourge of our nation’s kitties: Pot addiction. This desperate craving plunges innocent kitties into a nightmare of depravity, squandering their youth in so-called “pot parties.” Parents, does your kitty have a pot habit? Look for these warning signs:
Our thanks to upstanding citizen Leany A.
Style.com is reporting that United Bamboo Designers Aoki and Pham created a kitty-size version of their new collection and shot the looks on actual cats. Check them out, they are making it WORK! [Tim Gunn voice]
Fabu-photog-a-roos by Mr. Noah Sheldon.
Sure, this guy had always been on their Watch List, but when they received that anonymous tip suggesting they search his private office, they had no idea what they were in for. It was a startling find, and his intended list of targets was long:
Luckily, they had Dr. Lipschwitz on speed dial.
Don’t worry – McGruff is on the case, Effie. And, happy birthday.
It is a real supple ride though.
I wasn’t aware that Louis Vuitton made pets, Florence A.
“… and so he staggers in, (streeetch!) after drinking with his buddies until two A.M., (urrnngh!) and just looks at me like ‘what’d I do?’ even though he knew (hrrrrmph!) it was the six-month anniversary of our first date.”
“Listen, sweetie, (huff, puff) you need to stop being a (pant, pant) doormat and own this situation. (wheeeze) ”
Plinking, bokking and tiny feathery chest courtesy of Stephanie F.
On their quest to find endangered ani-pals, BBC zoologist and reporter Mark Carwardine get entangled with a frisky parrot. Hilarious hijinks ensue!
“Indeed, Suh.” (Say in Stephen Fry Jeeves and Wooster voice)
Behold “Coconut” the pup driving a “Cozy Coupe” kids car in his rainbow pajamas. Apparently, Coconut sits in the coupe “all the time” and waits to be “pushed around”. Nice redonk Caturday night activity you got there, Coconut.
Brandy D. wanted us to alert her if this pic got posted. Brandy, it’s a done dealio.
Ah, those poodley Apsos, those curly munchkins, those inspirational figures for the denizens of George Lhucas’ verdant Endor, those lhithe and lhovely (alhbeit a lhittle lhazy) lhemur-lhicking lhunatics… OK I’ll stop. From the Meg Files, circa December 19th, 2007.
You might infer from the photo above that Buster, the Lhasa-poo, gets to choose where he sleeps, and he chose the big bed. This would be false. Hali, the bigger dog, likes the little bed.
Anna C.— Suuure we believe you. Kinda like these two guys—remember them?