"Daaahling, what do you think? I was so weary of blending in, and Mr. Rudolfo says the orange highlights are the perfect complement to my bone structure. When he’s right, he’s right— I feel faaaaaaabulous!"
Friends, are you looking for an exotic pet for your family, but those sky-high pet store prices have you settling for hamsters? Then bring the kids down to Crazy Ernie’s Factory Seconds Discount Pet Warehouse and select from dozens of one-of-a-kind irregular and discontinued pets, all with a 30-day guarantee! You’ll find deals like this feller here — now, I don’t know how they did it, but they managed to get his head on sideways. It don’t bother him none; he gets around just fine, and he’s yours for 70% off the pet store price! Hurry down now, and I’ll throw in a starter pack of six-legged mice absolutely free!
This is the coolest idea since pet conversions, Johanna S.
We got the same two-toned haircut.
Vanessa F. found this verrrrry special monkeh over at the UK Telegraph ;)
"… and Stacie and me were at the mall just now, and we found the cutest little tops, I swear to God you’ll just die when you see them, and she told me that Rhonda told her that she overheard Rachel telling Becky that Rachel’s husband had to sleep on the sofa the entire week because it was her birthday and she was really looking forward to getting the diamond pendant she’d been hinting about all year, but instead he gives her this big ugly upright vacuum cleaner, I swear it looked like something out of Star Wars, and then Becky said that’s nothing, let me tell you about the time Brad bought her the edible underwear for their anniversary, and …"
The things we put up with, Dimitri P.
Pleeeeeease, pass moi zuh bon-bons.
I need zem.
I need zem very, very, very moshe. [chomps own paw in distress]
This smooshed-face lethal cuteness found by Kaity J. >^•^<
Cue the violins…
Cue the beady eyes…
Cue the loooooooooove…!
Don’t miss the second part of the worm soap opera, when one of the wormies takes a trip to the beach…