Ehhhn!!!

Bottled meelks! I MUST HAVE EET!

I don’t even want to know HOW this happened, Sarah H…

Everyone knows that baby red pandas are mythical

K Mythical creatures! They do not exist! IMPOSSIBUHLS!

Hey Amanda W., ruhmember this guy (from Teh Archives)

[Teeter teeter] COMING TO GET YOOOOOOOUUUU

Rpctgy

Baroosday Embroidereh

Now that you have your SUITE of Caturday pillows and Caturday underwear all stitched up, the next logical step is: Baroosday!

You can whine and complain [Barooooooo!] to a Baroosday pillow all day long. OR, you can cock your head to one side and say "Baroo?" Your choice.

Download Baroosday 2 sided transfer design here!

Baroosday_flipped

Hey Maria Ruth, please talk to Walmart about taking these worldwide. KThnx.

Excellent use of exclamation marks

Who made this movie and from WHOM are they requesting a Sugar Glider?

As usual, the music put me over the edge with this sweet lil’ movie. And, YES, I’ll pay for the cage and food, Apple Squeakie and Kim I.

A very special donk

Doesn’t it totally sound like the post of this is; "This week, on a very special Blossom episode…"

But seriously folks, Check out this knobbular donk.

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Apparently, donkeh twins are very rare, and since it was a tight fit in the womb, one donk got knocked (but very cute!) knees. Read more here!

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Ehn! Go little donkeh go! (You too, Emily S.)

Oh, just turn the knife would ya

More proof positive today that the Japanese continue to kick our tiny American asses in the Cuteness depahtment. Hello Kitty is now an official Tourism Ambassador of Japan.

Look at this guy in the middle. Victory is HIS, clearly.

Arthellokittyap

Thanks a LOT CNN. And Sender-Inner Kimberly S. Thanks.

Tabbular!

If you look deepleh into this kitteh’s eyes, you can see the ENTIRE C.O. AUDIENCE OMG

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Followed by: JAZZ HANDS!

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Exsquizzle find, Lori W.

It’s Spring Break. But your Spring Break bod isn’t ready.

Options are:

1. Stuff your flabbulence into a last-year’s bathing suit and pray the Muffin Top Queen doesn’t pay a visit
2. A muu muu and 8000 sit-ups is a good start but will take 34 seal hours to see results
3. Throw off suit, run down beach naked with Corona and lime slice in yer teef. Pure class.

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The choice is yers, Jillian C. And don’t think we didn’t know you did 12 Tequila Poppers in a row in ’88. WOOOOOOOOOOOO

Guess who just filled out their absentee statewide primary balllllot!

This lil’ stoat! He’s votin’ ‘n’ stoatin’!

[OK, technically, it's a Marten, but Martens only vote for Nader and I didn't want to encourage that]


Curious Marten, originally uploaded by Adam Lyon.

Pet Bonding 101

Schubert loves fish-flavoringks.

William (in shark pajamas) loves fish flavoringks.

GACK

Schubert

I just threw up in my mouth a little, Melanie H. :(

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