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If I feed you parsley, will you unclog the Innernets? Please?

[Grabbing cilantro just in case.]

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Thanks, Mathijs and Lucy 4.0 over at HamsterTracker, where Lucy helps power the Internets on her wheel, one meter at a time. At press time, Lucy’s at 146,119.47 meters in 48 days.

Sunday Schnozzle Snooze

Schnozzle to Schnozzle, on a Sunday. Schweet.

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Don’t make me say “Schnozzhance” because you know I will:

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Stephanie M. I like to think there are tiny Z’s co-mingling, coming from each of their noses

But how do you use it in a sentence?

Dude A “Did you see that donkey’s ears??”

Dude B “Yeah, they were ridiculous.”

Dude A “Nah, they were redonkulous!”

http://cuteoverload.com/glossary/#Redonk

There’s your answer Justine W.

The cute’s gonna cost you

Yannnnnrgh yannnrg yannnrg.

[wraps muzzlepowshe around buck]

It's really going to cost you. Pomeranian style.

Petite Schnozzle Enhance:

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Nibbular, Esther M.!

Where’s My Sake?

Great. Now teach him how to chew with his mouth closed.

I’m not at all convinced that’s not some animatronic fluff ball with eyes, Thayer P.

Guess the Breed

And the winner is… Muffy! Basset Hound! Congratulations! Muffy will be receiving a free wall and desk calendar for her correct answer. I think the schnozzle gave it away.

This little morsel is so small and delectabuhl.

What will he grow up to be? A collie? A German Shepherd? A Chihuahua? A Free Cute Overload 2010 calendar to the first correct answer in the comments!

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Debra D., don’t tell anyone what the real answer is… By the way, you can look inside the calendars here…

THIS JUST IN: a baby wombat in a box

That is all. You may return to your non-wombat-in-a-box-looking-duties now.

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Joanna B. Could be worse. (Se7en alternative box ending video by Mr. Derek N.)

This Might Take a While

“Oh, that’s it, pal — I am so biting you!  You’re in for a chomping, mister!  Prepare yourself for the unforgiving wrath of my jaws, ’cause here it comes!  OK, I’m really gonna let you have it!  Just wait until I sink my fangs into your fuzzy little head, pencil-neck!  You’ll rue the day you were pollinated!  All right, no more practice chomps–it’s slobberin’ time! You want a piece of this, well do ya?  ‘Cause you’re gettin’ it!  Oh, don’t think I won’t do it!  Knock-knock!  Who’s there?  Biting!  Biting who?  Biting you, starting now! I really mean it this time!  You’re getting the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth!  The next thing you’re gonna taste will be the bittersweet kiss of calcium death, with a saliva chaser!  Oh, don’t even think about running away!  Stand up and take what’s eventually coming to you!”

Friday Haiku: Gotta Have My Pops!

Sweetness meets sweetness
Will your haiku stay crunchy
Even within milk?

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Dig ‘em, Megan G.  (No, wait, that’s Smacks.)

I’ll Blink After You Blend My Steak

Wait a minute.  I thought we agreed that you would create an emulsion of a 16-oz prime New York strip. You know, on the bone, seared, broiled in a 1600 degree oven, and blended into a delightful goo. With fries. Also goo-ed. Yet now I hear I’m getting a mixture of salty water and B12??? Can I speak to the president of something please?

'Ello! My name is Puss in Boots. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

“Tough Cookie” was found in a box after being hit by a car. She recovered and is presumably doing well with her new owner.

Creamed spinach IVs and all thanks go to Lyndley P.

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