My Wish is Your Command

“Well I’m the Sheik of Araby,

Your love belongs to me.”

All cute shall fall before Bea, Lisa B.

From the 1976 Sears Catalog for Dogs

For lounging or play, nothing beats the versatile comfort of Floofy Miss™ petite sweatew and skirt separates. Machine-washable Barcron® polyester and cotton.

The carpet’s nice too, Vanessa P.

The 2011 Twister World Championships!

And we take you now to the interspecies semifinals, between Ivana Leekya from Catsylvania and Helen Ratigan representing the UK. Experts are predicting that the size difference could play a deciding factor in this matchup…

Ooh, can I spin the spinner, Cass Z.?

The Spare Room

When family come to visit they always stay in the spare room.
“Are you comfy Ant Kitty?”
“No, we say Aunt Kitty.”
“Well, she is pretty small.”

Two’s company, Johnathan P.

Baboon, Bush Baby Bond Beautifully

Behold, brethren: Baboon, barely but a babe, bonds to bushy baby bush baby. Between breakfast bowl and burbly bottle banquet, big brother bears the beautiful bundle with boundless bliss. A burden? Bah! A bother? Balderdash! Best buddies? You better bet your bright bare butt!

Another quality foraged link by Ant.

Gone Fishin’

C’mon Mr. Gorton, where’s me fish sticks?

May all your fishes come true, Anandi and Dawn R.

Dark hair, pale skin, pointy teeth. Must be goth.

Stop vampire biting and face piercing me, oh Dark One!

Stop using my eyeliner without asking first, Doom Child!

You’re lucky, Kitsy S.,  Midna and Laylie are not just another pretty phase!

Lazin’ on the Lake

“(Wow, the swan boats in this park are so realistic…)”

“(… and really well-upholstered, too — like a down pillow!)”

“(… in fact, I just might take a little nap here… honk-shuuuuuu…)”

Andrea M. writes: “We’ve got a cygnet at the Los Angeles Zoo again. That’s his/her Dad back he/she nestled on. PS: Keep up the great work. I keep a pail and scoop for the brains right next to my computer. It makes clean up a no brainer.”

Well, it would pretty much have to be, wouldn’t it?

Think Inside the Box

What a day.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in my toy box.

Our morale is improving already Kodie and Angela C.!

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Does this puppy have NO OTHER TOYS?!

That’s sour, Crissy G.!


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