Encore Presentayshe!

People, would Perez Hilton post the same pic of Britney twice? Would Slashdot re-post an article on Duke Nukem Forever? Would we DARE to re-post this hilarious kitteh cartoon?

I think you should see it again. Brillo. Thanks for the reminder, Jessamee R. Same time next month? Greaaaaaaaat.

100% Carefree (and Nose-free)

What do I need a nose fer? Answer: NO-TINGKS!/

Bats paws at leafs [bat bat bat] Whips out salad dressing and sprinkles on surroundings

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Not a care in the world, Rachel H. Not a single care. Pass the Bac-oh!-bits.

Exsqueeze me. I prefer “Year of Rodentia”

Rats get ENOUGH atten-shons! They should share a bit on this Chinese New Year of the Rat thing. Year of RODENTIA is ONLY FAIR. Or even Year of Pocket Pets. Put that in your bamboo pipe.

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Jen, that ham is a genius.

“Diesel” and the Over Purr

So, in some log cabin somewhere (Hello, what romantic weekend cabin was THIS shot at?) there is a kitteh named Diesel who purrs like no other ani-pal you’ve heard. I suggest cranking your speakers, then check it:

Marten V. H., Thanks for pointing out this lil’ motor mouf.

Shared Nom-u-laynce

Flash Gordon (baby guinea): "Ceeen I hef a leeeetle peesh?"

Wanda: "nom nom nom"

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Class, let’s take a closer look at the muzzlepowsche action on Flash Gordon. EN-FRICKIN’-HANCE:

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Nice work. And now, another look at Mr. Gordon, in all his GOOGLY-EYED splendor. Everyone tilt your heads together on three: "1…2…3!"

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Dr. Anne, what a prosh lil’ fella you got there.

Heeding the call…

…TO PARTEH YEAR OF THE RAT STYLE! [Jumps out of sleeve, jumps into Hybrid Escalade]

LATE!

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This rat’s name is "Gin" and she and her whiskers are all about the party, right Amy G.?

Let’s get this Year of the Rat STARTED

It’s 8:29PM and it’s time to GET THIS Year of the Rat kicked into HIGH GEAR! I got mah Two-Buck Chuck on and there is NO STOPPIN’ MEH! [Unbelievable amounts of glurping follows]

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Lori, Wendi has a problem. A DELICIOUS PROBLEM!!! *hic!*

It’s a MIRACLE! [holding hands up]

It’s simply amazing what modern science can do these days. This Three-headed puppeh, has THREE TIMES the squeezable nose rolls, THREE times the edible ear flaps, three times the chunk-tacular paw chub. KUDOS to YOU, modern-day science! [bowing]

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Wow, Elana S.—Wow.

Gung Hay Rat Choy!

You can come out now.

It’s your year, little fella.

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Rrrrrruurrrr [rat purring sounds] in your general direction, Brinke G. ;)

I COMPLETELY disapprove.

How DARE you even consider posting this.

LET ALONE POST IT! [MAJOR Harumphing sounds and frowning leeps]

Art D., this is completely unacceptable.