Hammie-Sammie

First, assemble your cheese slicer, corer, knife, apple, whole wheat and fromage.

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Create hamster-lunch-sized buns, cheese and apple slices

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Place Hammie-Sammies in stay-fresh powshe for lunchtime. [Table optional]

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For more on Hammie Sammies and the wonderful World of Lucy, check out HamsterTracker.com!

Bunday, sudsy Bunday! [Sing in Bono voice]

Please check out the head fluff/wet pawsitude combo. He’s prolly like 2 pounds after all is said and done.

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Bunday, sudsy bundaaaaaaaaaaay [repeat 15 times]

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This bun is even surprised at his own lack of bod, once his furs get wet. He’s all; "Where AM I?"

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Kriszta (from Hungary) Moe’s lil’ wet paws up are the best. Nice work.

Kitteh on Ham action

The crafty Japanese Cuteologists are AT IT AGAIN. This time, it’s Kitteh on Ham action. Watch as this lil’ ham tempts fate crawling into the kitteh food dish. Marvel how the kitteh walks ever-so-daintily so his hammie passenger doesn’t fall off. Ahhhnnnggg [gurgling sound]

Katt, this is an encore presentayshe, so thanks (again).

Taking a knobbular behbeh under his wing…

The Daily Mail is reporting that this Boxer has adopted this abandonned behbeh goat: "Billy the boxer has become the constant companion of the 12-day old kidcalled Lilly. He sleeps with the goat, licks her clean, and protectsher from any dangers at Pennywell Farm wildlife centre atBuckfastleigh, near Totnes, Devon." More photos…

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What is UP with all the CuteNews coming from the UK Daily Mail? Are they competing with the Japanese now or WHAT? Nice sumbishe, Dave D. and Ida N. ;)

A wise kitteh once said…

[Nice subtitles ya]

Suggested by Cristal und Peter over dinner last night.

Hamster with nads of steel

Brave Hamster: I know your schnozzle is as big as my head, but I call the shots around here.
Puppeh:
[Sniff]

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That, my friends, is one brave ham.

Craaaaaaaaaaaaaap

Karen, Cocoa and Momo, I’m sure you have adventure stories to tell us about in the comments…

8 Glasses a Day

Keeps you reg-a-lah.

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[Cross-eyed] Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp

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-a-dee-durp. + tiny tongue lashing + human reflection in glass

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Paul P., that kitteh is gonna be hogging the bathroom pretty soon-like.

// UPDATE — kitteh is ZBPlot’s girl Nora Barnacle.  Thanks ZB! //

“Best Friends”? Dee-bate-able! [singsong]

OK, OK, decide for yourself… I think we have a case of one patient kitteh, and one little "annoying sibling" fereeeetpannts.

It’s still all snorgling all the time, though, Mr…. Mills!

Before and After: Marma-bath

Who knows why this kitteh was getting a warshing, but he is. He’s all: "I got your muzzlepowsche of disapproval RIGHT HEAH"

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DISAPPROVING MUZZLEPOWSHE ENHANCE!

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Next thing you know, it’s all over, and little cows are jumping over the moon [snore sounds]

After

Wendy C., "Sam" the kitteh is really your "nephew"? Whoa.

People, you are ridiculous

You heard me. Ruh-donk-u-lous. Carrying your behbeh pugs around WalMart for innocent Cuteporters to snap phone pictures and squeal. I mean, that is a BABY ONESIE for crying out loud.

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Stop the madness, Mary B.