Make mine with ketchup and mustard plz

Mmmmmm, hot Dachshund puppies heah! Get your hot puppies heah!

Deleecious [reaching for sauerkraut]

Peeking pocket hams

Please check out the anerable peeping action at the beginning of this movie. Then, stick around for Oscar-winning footage that follows.

I kneeead you

I lof kneadingks.

Check out this lil’ guy, making his ‘pillow’ more comfertuhbuls…

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Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, sender-inner Meg

// UPDATE — this clip is from video-logger Kazzart.  Check out her YouTube page. – T. //

The Master Plan

Psssssssssst.

You re-position the showerhead full blast and I"ll spray soap in their eyes.

READY!?

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Oh, Rebecca S., you’re in for it…

XXXTREEEME B.E.F. CLOSE UP!

LOOK INTO my beady eyes.

You cannot look away, they own you with their beadiness.

You can almost SEE yourself in my eyes, they are Beyond Beady. [B.B.]

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Shannon R., nice patio photo shoot…

// UPDATE — click here for Reality-Casual Friday version! …aaand I’m out.  – T. //

Grass gets me every time…

People, images of pups in grass get me every time. I swears.

Please check out thees ‘Papillon’ pup Willow…

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Bon, Caren B. BON!

Real_papillonP.S. REAL Papillon "Guiseppe" sez: "Wot am I? Chopped lee-vares?" (As sent in by Lindze ;)

Don’t look now, but there’s a squirrel in yer PANNNTS

A bebeh squirrel.

Asleep.

IN YOUR PANNTS.

You know what? [holding hand up] I don’t want to even KNOW how it got there.

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Ireegardless, he’s super prosh, Katherine B. ;)

Let’s check in on Moses and Cheeps

Last time we saw Moses and Cheeps, they were trying to find each other in the yard.

Is this photo 110% Pixar or what?

Moses: [unbelievably anerable tongue showing] Where could he be…
Cheeps: HERE I AM! [nips Moses' 'tocks]

Look behind you, Moses...

Moses: w00t! Glad I finally found you. Our tree-climbing lesson can begin…
Cheeps: Follow moi!

Oh, for crying out loud, this is redonk

C.O.X.C.U.:

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Whomevah in teh Comments suggested a t.v. show called ‘Hamster and Finch" was spot on! Hee! Let’s do it, Hannah W.!

HAM PILE!!!

HOP ONNNNNNNNN!!!!

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I love the guy bottom right, he’s all: "I am dee-fayns-lays against dee pile!"

C.O.X.C.U.:

Calgon take moi Awaaaaaaaaaaay!

Stephanie F. saw this "Gynormous pile" of hams at a street fair in Paris; "snorgling like crazy" hee!

Ello my friennn

Goode marningks.

I get you a frayshe cup of coffee, ahn?

I know how you like eet. [kisses your cheek with mustached face]

I be right back, you stay ‘erre.

'Ello Baybees

My Associate, he will breeng you zuh pastries, ahn?

Zuh Associate

Karen M., nice mooonnnkehs.