C.O. Travel Tips!

When traveling in the north of France, be sure to visit the village of Bain de Puce, home to the Monks of the Order of St. Dogustine. Members of The Order, which is world-renowned for producing the finest gourmet kibble, are sworn to a strict code of conduct, including no barking, no chasing cars, and not doing that thing with your leg.

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Did you bring back some kibble, Joanna M.?

[This hoopy frood clearly knows where his towel is. - Ed.]

I will go to Beijing—I WILL GO TO BEIJING!

and I shall win the gold

I WILL WIN THE GOLD!

[legs shudder in sleep] Ehn!

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Your pup already looks half-panda, so he’ll fit right in, Lauren M.! ;)

Timid, er, tentative outing

Er, [sheepishly] I think [hee] think I might go outside ifthatsOKwithyou?

‘Cause if it’s not OK and you want me to stay in, I’m perfectly fine with that [places paw on edge of door]

Um, what do you think? [shifty eyes]

Out

[Whispering] thanks, Sender-outer Chris G.

THIS JUST IN: Iowa pet rescutes

Man, Iowa is having a TOUGH time. The people, pets, everything. It is rough.

Thankfully, the Humane Society is on the scene, heroically saving pets from precarious situations, providing safety, shelter and reuniting folks with their ani-pals…

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[Dog is all 'Baroo!?!']

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[Kitties are all Pfffffffft!-pffffft!]

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Get an emergency plan together for your pets! Donate here to Humane Society Flood Fund!

OMG PONIES!!11!

[Please note!] Paw is clutching Butterscotch Fire-mane Sunny-times Ass Tattoo Pony!

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Download and sing the My Little Pony theme with me!

My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Isn’t the world a lovely place
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Everywhere you go, a smiling face
Running and skipping; merrily tripping
Watching the morning unfold
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
What does the future hold?

Thanks for the earworm jingle, Amber!

That was a CLOSE CALL

WOO! [wiping brow] That was a CLOSE CALL.

It’s a good thing we found the real ending to that Kiwi movie.

I’ll put away the cryin’ Kleenex and antidepressants now, Quincy C.

Know Your Exotic Sleep Disorders!

Although widely believed to be purely physiological in nature, researchers now think that there may be a psychological element to the extremely rare condition of decanarcolepsy, the sudden tendency to fall asleep when confronted with today’s date.

ZZZ ZZ, ZZZZ

Our thanks to C.O. research associate Miranda H. for her important contri … cont-trib … *ZZZZZZZZZ*

I call it… “Self Portrait with Bun”

OK, Baxter, hold it riiiiiiiiiiiight there, Little Buddy. Stay still!

[camera clicks]

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Got it!

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You are getting an "A" for SURE, Anna-Marie R.! Anna-Marie’s gallery here, with some adorable ‘Tuning in Tokyo" bunny action.

The Hedge Abides

“Get to your places!” shouted the Queen in a voice of thunder, and people began running about in all directions, tumbling up against each other. The Dude thought he had never seen such a curious bowling alley in his life; it was all ridges and furrows; the balls were live hedgehogs, the pins mere inches tall, and the soldiers had to lie on their backs and puff air in a continuous stream, to make the hand-dryers.

The White Rabbit rolled first, failing to convert a seven-ten split. “Your toe was over the line!” bellowed the Queen, as she pulled a Walther P99 semi-automatic from her bowling bag. “You’re entering a world of pain! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!”

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From Lebowski’s Adventures in Wonderland, p 63.

With apologies to Lewis Carroll, Joel and Ethan Coen, Brunswick Corporation, and of course sender-innerowski Anne H.

POMERANIAN PANTS ATTACK!

Pomeranians have the KEEN ability to grab me by the Achilles Heel of Cuteness™ and never let go! [It's all thanks to this series of photos from back in the day, I am forever weakened in their presence]

So am I to believe now, that Poms have even more evil prowess up their sleeves!?

Check out the leg ‘pant’ fluff/teeny feet combo. It’s unhandle-able.


Pouncing Pom, originally uploaded by klocean.

Nancy T., TOUCHÉ!

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