Mo’ Kittens Mo’ Problems

It’s a well-known fact.

Mo’ Kittens, mo’ problems. Just look at the WARS it starts.

You’ll recall we posted the third pic down some time ago, where one kitten was chomping on another. The rest of the series was too good to pass up.

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Snow Bengal, originally uploaded by DellaLuna.


Snow Bengal, originally uploaded by DellaLuna.

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Snow Bengal, originally uploaded by DellaLuna.


Snow Bengalkitten 8 Tage, originally uploaded by DellaLuna.


Snow Bengalkitten 8 Tage, originally uploaded by DellaLuna.


Snow Bengalkitten 8 Tage, originally uploaded by DellaLuna.

Sweet McSquirmersons DellaLuna!

Begun, the Nuff Wars have …

And now for something completely different:  A cat with four ears.  Meet "Yoda," the first kitty equipped for quadraphonic sound.  Adopted by a nice couple in Chicago, Yoda hears well and is otherwise normal, apart from a tendency to emit feedback when held too close to speakers.  More pix and article at the Daily Mail.

Could could you you turn turn down down your your radio radio please please?

Ears to you, Mary O.

Wilford Brimley Kitteh eats Din Din

You know, Pearl, [polishes off cigarette and takes swig of beer] if you could pass me my Diabeetus testing supllies after I polish off these potstickers, I’d appreciate it. [lick lick]

Rock Me Diabeetus! (and Gabrielle P.)

Perfect Sqwerlsportation Choice

This little car is too big.

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This little skateboard it too small.

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THIS LIL’ PINK SCOOTER IS JUST RIGHT!

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Sqwerl photos by Candy P.

‘Tiddy’ Bear? Sign me UP

This is beyond redonk, People. Alert viewer Matthew McCurtisons found this one. Introducing a product you don’t need with a ridiculous name! Total overload.

I’m ordering two faster than you can say ‘shoulder strap ap ap ap ap ap’

Let’s check in on Mr. Flapper

Let’s see, there’s a fistful of fluff:

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A napping duckeh wearing a diaper;

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And a trip the vet in the duck carrier!?

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OK. Things seem to be going as planned. Tiffany Y. over at Mr. Flapper.com

OK, I might have a problem

I’ve tried Bun Watchers, Bunny Craig, BunniFast, living at a hutch at Kirstie Alley’s—nothing has worked.

It’s Nom City, People, population 1.

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Poor Chloe the bun is redefining ‘feed bag’. Thanks, BeautifulSoul.

And Now, This Cute Olympics Update

BEIJING — In Guinea Pig men’s doubles today, the Dutch team suffered a stunning setback when teammate Pyetr Van Dingledangledongle got the ball stuck in his mouth and was volleyed for over a minute before judges ended the match.   Reached for comment later, Van Dingledangledongle said "Mrhhph ghlrrfph thr fhlprrgth, sthllrth ig blurrpth."

I'll be fine; just get me a really big toothpick.

We LOVE heem, Camilla S.

Scottish Fold wide-eyed tongue action

[eye roll]People, there is way too much proshness going on here with this ‘Fold.

Behold the ‘On-the-back-wide-eyed’ action and the ‘sure-I’ll-suck-on-your-fingie’ action:

And just in case you need an extra hit:

Clinically-tested safer than caffeine!

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You may need the extra-strength version for that one, Zoe P.

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