Camouflage Is So Last Season

"Daaahling, what do you think?  I was so weary of blending in, and Mr. Rudolfo says the orange highlights are the perfect complement to my bone structure.  When he’s right, he’s right— I feel faaaaaaabulous!"

... and I even got tinted lenses to match, aren't they divine?

Fingers by belgianchocolate

Crazy Ernie’s Factory Seconds Discount Pet Warehouse!

Friends, are you looking for an exotic pet for your family, but those sky-high pet store prices have you settling for hamsters?  Then bring the kids down to Crazy Ernie’s Factory Seconds Discount Pet Warehouse and select from dozens of one-of-a-kind irregular and discontinued pets, all with a 30-day guarantee!  You’ll find deals like this feller here — now, I don’t know how they did it, but they managed to get his head on sideways.  It don’t bother him none; he gets around just fine, and he’s yours for 70% off the pet store price!  Hurry down now, and I’ll throw in a starter pack of six-legged mice absolutely free!

Hey, you're walking on the walls, and you call ME defective?

This is the coolest idea since pet conversions, Johanna S.

OMG

NO WAY.

We got the same two-toned haircut.

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Vanessa F. found this verrrrry special monkeh over at the UK Telegraph ;)

Death by Gossip

"… and Stacie and me were at the mall just now, and we found the cutest little tops, I swear to God you’ll just die when you see them, and she told me that Rhonda told her that she overheard Rachel telling Becky that Rachel’s husband had to sleep on the sofa the entire week because it was her birthday and she was really looking forward to getting the diamond pendant she’d been hinting about all year, but instead he gives her this big ugly upright vacuum cleaner, I swear it looked like something out of Star Wars, and then Becky said that’s nothing, let me tell you about the time Brad bought her the edible underwear for their anniversary, and …"

Yup ... uh-huh ... oh, really? ... yeah ... uh-huh ... zzzzzzzzz

The things we put up with, Dimitri P.

Mmm Mmm, Sanitary!

Delicious kitteh hair holiday cookies coming right up.

With tiny hairballs on top.

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Eileen B., when the kitteh is in the mixer, make sure it’s on the low setting. Just like when kittehs are in the tumble dryer, they like a low setting.

Bon-bons, s’il vous plaît

Pleeeeeease, pass moi zuh bon-bons.

I need zem.

I need zem very, very, very moshe. [chomps own paw in distress]

This smooshed-face lethal cuteness found by Kaity J. >^•^<

So I crapped on the rug one time. BIG DEAL.

I can’t believe you’re making me wear these.

When you take these pants off, I’m gonna take a dump on your couch.

Crappere

Petit Crappère brought to you by Kimberly P.

Worms in love

Cue the violins…

Cue the beady eyes…

Cue the loooooooooove…!

Don’t miss the second part of the worm soap opera, when one of the wormies takes a trip to the beach…

Nosevember, we hardly knew ye

What the heck just happened? It was ‘Tocktober like three days ago, and now Nosevember is on its way out the door!

Hamsters wearing yarmulkes in Christmas stockings are ON DECK!

Holy Schnozzles, photo finder NTMTOM! Nosey Fallow Deer! by johnmuk.

Buuuuuuuuuurp!

[Pat pat pat]

Thanks, Mom.

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Sender-Inner Leslie, Let’s re-run this one on Mother’s Day, Okay? Burpalicious photo by Oliver Pietern. 

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