Little Bo Peep Gets Pwned

LBP:  HAI GUISE!  im LilBoPeep and im lukin 4 my sheep.  U d00dz seen sheep?
Dog1: ZOMG no wai I havnt seen ur stoopid sheep
Dog2: Baaaaaaaa GTFO n00b!
LBP:  whatevs, l8r lusers

You owe me, pal.

Took me a second to spot it, Paige K.

[This morning's post brought to you by chat rooms, texting, the violent death of all civilized language, and by the number 1337... - Ed.]

MONKEY JOCKEYS FOR ALL YOUR PROMOTIONAL NEEDS!

Welll THAT’S a relief. I was worried I would have to forgo the primate action for my next promo. [wiping brow] See Banana Derby.com for more details (for your promotional needs). You heard me; BananaDerby.com.

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Boing Boing found this one….

Q: Who could not have posted this fast enough?

A: MOI!

Josh N., could you have SUBMITTED a better movie? [Say in Chandler voice]

Take two hamster close-ups and call me in the morning

Look People, I know you’re feeling down. You haven’t found that perfect present for your annoying brother-in-law who already has everything. I know, I know. [patting your back]

But let me tell you, it’s going to get better. Simply pop these two Cute Overload Xtreme Close Up Hamster pictures in your mouth and see if you don’t feel the insta-joy IMMEDIATELY.

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Here’s the first one:

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And here is the second. Come on, doctor’s orders. [Handing you a cup of water to wash them down]

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Call me in the morning if you don’t feel 800 times better, Judit H.

Your Jedi Mind Tricks Will Not Work On Me…

"However, maybe a nice piece of tuna, that would work on me.  And some egg salad.  And one of those big knackwursts, with the sauerkraut.  And a pastrami sandwich on rye, lean, hold the mustard, with a pickle and a side of onion rings, and a chocolate milk shake.  And see if my friend here wants anything."

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Has your cat met our heroic space chipmunk, Natalie D.?

Teddy bears…in…space!

According to The Daily Mail Online, the teddeh bears shown below are "the first soft toys to take part in extra-vehicular activity… at such an altitude."

Um, It’s ABOUT TIME!

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Check out Bear Armstrong and Nose Aldrin here.

According to the story: "The teddy bears had to endure temperatures of -53C buthad special spacesuits made by school children from the nearby Parksideand Coleridge community colleges."

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The Ted-astronauts weren’t ALL about fun and games. Scientist Henry Hallam, 21, said: ‘We asked the children to build the space suits for the teddy bears and we monitored the temperatures inside and outside the suits. It was great to involve these young people so they can learn about physics in a different and exciting way."

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This bear threat-down brought to you by Mail Online, sent in by the uber-fabulous Vicki O.

If Salvador Dali Designed Livestock

"… and I’m going to title this one The Persistence of Moo-mory, just as soon as I can figure out how to drape it over a tree branch."

I CAN HAZ SURREALIZM?

Wow, Morgan R., it’s like … deep and stuff.

Exscuuuuuuse moi?

You interrupt my cleaning sesh for THAT?

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WHAT did you interrupt her cleaning sesh for? Answer in the Comments!

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Sender-Inner Leah says kitteh "Soda" was adopted out of the DC area. More news here at Homeward Trails!

Amazing Love Secrets Revealed!

‘allo!  Mah nahm ees Joost-een LeFonque, an’ ah weel teach yoo ze see-crahts of LOFFF!  Ze farst see-craht ees ze aaht-moss-pheer.  Eet mosst be ze rho-man-teek for ze beoot-ee-ful lah-deez, wis ze can-dalls and ze bahth wis ze boob-bahls.

Waance you haf ze rho-man-teek aaht-moss-pheer, yoo waal-come ze lah-deez …

'allo, mah dar-leengs...

… AND HEEP-NO-TIZE ZEM WEETH YAR LAH-ZAR VEE-SHON!!  BZZZZZZZZZZZZTTT!!

Wot’s dat, yoo say?  Yoo do not haf ze lah-zar vee-shon?  Dan yoo can-not haf ze LOFF!!

Eet also halps me evade ze traf-feek tee-kets!

Bow wow chicka bow wow, Alexis L.

2 months old and already sooooo fashionabuhls!

Check out the pequeno lid on this pup. As modeled by the delicious model "Pipoca" (PopCorn).


Luke´s puppy, originally uploaded by Tamy Yasue.
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