Rule 14 Alert and the Frog Boss

Mr. Slippery just showed up to remind you to finish your T.P.S reports. Well are they done yet? Are they? He’s trying to run a business here!


Yes Mr. Slippery, they’ll be on your desk tomorrow morning by 8AM! [Salutes awkwardly]. Here’s a reminder of

what Rule #14  is, (how dare you forget it!)

METALLICA + 4Chan + Kittehs = Outrageous!

People, what more do you need?!

Metallica lyrics and kittehs, all in a row! (I suggest playing the song while scrolling down, or just play the song in your head)

Get ready, here we go…


WWJHD? (What would James Hetfield do)!? Fekket C.?

The Sqwerl Halftime Show

Watch as a lil’ ole squirrel successfully steals the show at a Cleveland Indians game! Love the ‘lie down/tailio up’ action.

He’s all looking for the "Peanuts! Get your peanuts heah!" guy.

NTMTOM, I bet this sqwerl has a great fast ball.
[and he's always wondered what sliding headfirst into home felt like... - Ed.]

[Sniff sniff] Do I smell carrot…?

or soupe à la carrot?
or is that carrot Cake?!
wait—glazed carrots!?
OR Julienned carrots with A SPICY CELERY PURÉE!?

[Nose twitches get wildly out of control]


Um, I’m SURE you’re whipping up something DEELEESHOUS , right, Maeve?

Alright, who left the kitten on the grill?

It’s everyone’s favorite Caturday activity!

Let’s play (and tape ourselves playing!) "Find the Kitteh"!

Kent R., I count 16 hiding places. You?

Scaredy Caturday

HALP! [Attack] HALP! [Attack] HALP! [Attack] X Infinity Googleplex

Jorden C., you’re driving the remote-control mouse aren’t you?

In Soviet Russia…



Remember: the hovertext will set you free.  Pleasant dreams!


And you will like eet

And I shall wear bird pantaloons while I do eet


Some bright spark out there find out who J.C. Sanchez is PLEASE!

What a hoot <—-boo!, Sender-Inner Karen G.!

A Reminder from Planetary Maintenance

Due to scheduled system upgrades, Gravity will be temporarily shut down from 2 PM to 4 PM EST.  Please secure all outdoor furniture and keep pets indoors.  We appreciate your patience and apologize for any inconvenience.

(insert 'Blue Danube Waltz' here)

We all float down here, Karen G.

Missed Connections (YEAH YOU)

It was last night, in the daisy patch.

I was munching on clovers, you were sniffing grass blades.


I finally bumped you to get your attention.

Our beady eyes met for a second, we checked each other out, and there was definitely chemistry I think.


You: Stuffed pouches, white iPhone, TAG Body spray (Sunflower Seed Scent)

Me: Twitchy schnozzle, Jonas Brothers hoodie, Tiffany "L" initial pendant

You—me—yogurt treats, c'mon

If you’re up for coffee, a daisy, roll in Timothy hay (KIDDING) give me a call.

This is so getting on Best of Craigslist

This is on or around the Daisy Patch, Jessica W. I think Lucy’s match is right here…
no —  it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


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