How To Punk a Pup

While dogs may have a size and speed advantage over cats, they often have difficulty strategizing in three dimensions. Case in point:


You Can Fly! You Can Fly! You Can Fly!

Soon you’ll zoom all around the room
All it takes is faith and trust
But the thing that’s a positive must
Is a little bit of Cute Overload Fairy dust

Via Love Meow on Facebook

UNBELIEVABLE!!! She Stuck the Landing!

Via Pinterest

Mission: Redonkulous

Good morning, Mister Phelps. We have tracked the illegal kibble trade to the tiny nation of Barkistan. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, will be to impersonate their dictator, General Fernando Fluffikins. This post will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Jim.

Via Pets Adviser on Flickr.

Markdown Lockdown

Nights are the worst. Lights out, stale air pressing against your fur, nothing but the wail of a harmonica from the action figures aisle to remind you you’re even alive. Rocco and Spots, they’ll make parole easy — one flash of those big eyes and they’re out the door. But a mug like me? I’m here for life, baby.

Via The Daily Cute.

Can I Play, Too?

Your time will come, little man.

Properly Pinned.

Cats Rule, Dogs Drool

I’m not drooling! All that crunching and munching is just making my mouth water. That’s different!

Revenge is a cold dish, Svo S.

On The Lam

Boy: They’ll never find us.
Pup: They haven’t even noticed we left.
Boy: Let’s get outta here. Thirty-One flavors?
Pup: Cool. You’re buying.

Soul Smile c/o Ned Hardy.

NYC Halloween Doggeh Parade Today!

Cute Alert® for CO NYC Peeps! Today’s the day for the 22nd Annual Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade!

It all starts at noon Eastern Time! Click here for more details, and here for a helpful map to the festivities if you’re in the area.

The website says “Tons of prizes for doggehs in costume, and lots of treats!”  (We assume the treats are for the doggehs.)  Looks like an iPod raffle, too.  (We assume that’s for the hoomins.) Here are some photos from the 2011 event! Are you going today? Send your photos here!

All pix via The Guardian by Timothy A. Clary/AFP/Getty Images.

Good Day, Sir

Would you be willing to take a 10-minute survey about surveys? All you have to do is answer a survey about taking a survey on surveys. (headtilt, blink-blink)

Does this meet or exceed your expectations? If not, why, Lynn L.?