Mini Stampedersons

Mr. Green Coat Man, you better ruuuun. There’s a mini stampedersons behind youuuu (sing song).

Whew, stumpy trumpeter stampedersons is all stampedered out.

Thank you to photographer Miriam S. ;-)

 Photo taken at the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust
, haven for orphaned elephants and rhinos.

Kitten Plays Invisible Harp!

Yeah I know there’s piano, not harp music in the background—JUST GO WITH IT!!!

Don’t miss the TEENY, MINI, MEW at the end, Matahari. That is some excellent makin’ biscuits action.

Bebeh Bun Confeshons

Mama, (whispers) I couldn’t help it, I was peeking in your celery box and I ate your 24 carrot ring.

Photo by Cindy F.; bunny foster mom to 3 week old Chubby and his real mom Jenny.

Itty Bitty Kitty Committee Fundraiser

[Briiinnnng brinnnng! phone ringing sound]

It’s the annual Humane Society/Itty Bitty Kitty Committee Fundraiser to help fund the foster and adoption program.

Call now, Kittoperators are standing by.

Donate Now. OR ELSE!

Photos courtesy of IBKC of course, styled and shot by Laurie C. Good luck, Guys!

Cat Scratch Fever

And our next applicant for the club DJ position goes by the name of “L.E. Katt.” All right, Mr. Katt, whenever you’re ready…

can i haz it nao?

can i haz it nao?
can I haz
can I
okay you can eat it

Brilliant caption by Rara1pm3t over on YouTubes. Wow, two Quality Foraged Links featured in ONE DAY. Thanks, Ant.

For That Sharp, Shimmering Shine!

Say, is your shell shamefully shabby and shopworn? Has it shucked off its showroom sheen, leaving you shambling and shy? Then sashay shortly to Shelly Shonk’s Shine Shack, for a ship-shape shampoo and shellacking!

Start with a dip in our 100 percent pure mineral water bath, then it’s off for a luxury wash and brushing (techno music available on request).

… and finally, restore that “just-hatched” luster with a coating of (let’s all say it together now)… TURTLE WAX!

“This is my turtle Pepe,” says proud photographer Laura H.

Hi-ya, a Little Help Here?

It’s not going to push itself, y’know.

Whee, happy feet, Ant!

Penguin Attack! One Reader’s Terrifying True-Life Story of Survival

It happened early in the third week of the expedition. The winds of Antarctica whipped especially strong that day, and I had wandered far away from base camp, lost and alone. That’s when I heard the crunch-crunch-crunch of webbed feet in the snow behind me, and turned in time to come face to face with…

A penguin! He had probably been stalking me for hours, but there was no time to think about that as the giant beast threw his crushing weight upon me…

I could feel the fiend’s razor-sharp beak tearing into my flesh, and I knew I had only one slim desperate chance to survive. Using my finely-honed Judo skills, I flipped the beast over and slammed his face into the cold snow-pack!

And just as quickly as it began, it was over. Panting, I crawled out from under the monster, grateful to walk away with my life — and quite a story to tell back at camp!

Captured on film by Flickr user pinguino k.

Oxen Yoke

Baby Ox: “Hey Mom!”
Mom Ox: “Yes, Son.”

Baby Ox: “What do you call it when two oxen run into each other?”

Mom Ox: [Sigh]

Baby Ox: “AN OXIDENT!”


Mother and Baby photo by Randy Kokesch. Via Marilyn T. at National Geographic but you already knew that. Submit *your* sweet photo to the National Geographic Photo Contest TUHDAY!


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