HOLY 2% SMORGASBORD!

[Choking] OMGarshk! Check out this crazy unstoppable tabby six-pack with mini-claws!

Talk about your insane milk buffets. (Wait—does anyone besides me talk about ‘insane milk buffets’!!?)

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Yes, we can re-run this pic on Mother’s Day, Scott W.

Congratulations, New Cat Owner!

Congratulations on your purchase of a brand-new cat!  With proper care and maintenance, your new cat will provide you with years of trouble-free service.

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The most important step in unpacking your new cat is: Save all packing materials!  They will be required for returns or service requests, so always keep them handy.

Bonus points for packing packing materials in your packing materials!

In fact, just in case you need backup packing materials, go ahead and save your old shoe boxes, moving cartons, mailing tubes, cereal containers …

There's no WAY you're a size six, lady.

… drink cartons, lunch pails, hat boxes, unused planters, that old PC with the parts removed …

Mmm, that was refreshing -- now where's the bathroom?

… suitcases, backpacks, Tupperware containers, violin cases, Russian nesting dolls …

Say, whose idea was all the boxes?  I barely have room to stretch!

Photos of Mia from sender-inner Stacey T. More at Flickr.

Can we just make breakfast cereal out of kitten ears already?

Frosted Ear Flakes? Super Lucky Lobes? Extra Cinnamon Furry Drum Crunch Triangle Delight?

Give us your suggestion in the comments!

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Cute Kitten by ccrazyy1 photo and topic was suggested by the wonderful and fabulous Lori W.

It’s tough, tough times out there, Kittehs. Just say “nyerhe” to boxes.

The economy is taking its toll globally and here is proof. Alert reader Josh N. writes: “Boxhab isn’t working and he’s now sliding all the way through the boxes, in SLOW MO”.

Of course Josh is referring to “Maru” the unbelievably overindulgent kitteh.

Maru, we might even set up a collection to send you to Boxhab.

Quite possibly the awesomest photo ever submitted

It’s… TONGUE’S EYE VIEW!!! [blazing guitar riff sound] Ow!

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Whooooooooooaaaa! "Baron (Large Tongue)" by Alex R.

Take your “Bunday”, shove it, and give me a carrot.

Who do you think we bunnies are? Self-centered Cats that need their own day named after them?

Puhlease. [Smooshed-face, disapproving, stubbular bunneh harummphing sounds]

Flopsy Bunny :) by markfftang. Please note extremely stubbular front right paw action as it tries to slip past detection.

Wonder Tail Powers, Activate!

Take that, evildoers!  By combining our tails, we unleash our devastating Super Mooning Powers!  FLASH!  Your attacks are useless against our a-tocks!

More like 'Super Wretched Pun Powers,' jeez...

Will you be my Super Friend, Erika S.?

When A Stranger Calls, Part II

Hello, Tweety?  This is the police!  We’ve traced the call — It’s coming from on top of the birdhouse!  GET OUT OF THE BIRDHOUSE!

That ain't Santa, pal.

Have you checked the children, Barbe L.?

Little Bo Peep Gets Pwned

LBP:  HAI GUISE!  im LilBoPeep and im lukin 4 my sheep.  U d00dz seen sheep?
Dog1: ZOMG no wai I havnt seen ur stoopid sheep
Dog2: Baaaaaaaa GTFO n00b!
LBP:  whatevs, l8r lusers

You owe me, pal.

Took me a second to spot it, Paige K.

[This morning's post brought to you by chat rooms, texting, the violent death of all civilized language, and by the number 1337... - Ed.]

MONKEY JOCKEYS FOR ALL YOUR PROMOTIONAL NEEDS!

Welll THAT’S a relief. I was worried I would have to forgo the primate action for my next promo. [wiping brow] See Banana Derby.com for more details (for your promotional needs). You heard me; BananaDerby.com.

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Boing Boing found this one….

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