Poetry Time

How does the meadow flower its bloom unfold?

C'mere, wanna show you sumpin'

Because the lovely little flower is free

Dis mah spayshul place.

Down to its root, and, in that freedom, bold.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

From "A Poet! He Hath Put his Heart to School" by William Wordsworth

Photos of "Moses" by Hannah W.

[Robot voice] HoverBun 2000™

[Robot voice] HoverBun 2000™: lift-off

HoverBun 2000™: floor buffing complete

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HoverBun 2000™: has detected foreign matter

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HoverBun 2000™: requests more eyeliner

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Kristin M., does this model provide neck noms?

Worst. Combover. EVAR.

"Do I have anything in my hair?  I’ve got something in my hair, don’t I?  I can’t see it — can you maybe, like, point to it or something?  Wait, are you pointing now?  Because I can’t see you.  Well, shoot, this isn’t working out."

It's still there, isn't it?

I have one word for you, Katherine S. — Supercuts.

You are cordially invited to a Sunbeam Chew

Hallô Cherie.

Eet has been a while seence I haf done zees accent. You meessed eet. You meessed moi, I can tell by zuh look in those infinite pools you call eyes. You must join moi in zuh sunbeam for a chew. We chew zuh toy togezère.

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Your noms, zey are so petite!

Your muzzlepowshe she ees reflected in zuh blue plastique!

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Your companie, eet ees like a fiery Gauloise cigarette, making me dizzy wis love!

And now, just let me kees [puts paw over your mouth in 'ssssh!' position]

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Holy Charm-a-thon, Tammy!

Helping cure cancer, one kitteh at a time

[clomp clomp clomp auction hammer hitting auctioneer's desk]

…and next item up for bid is your very own personalized posting on cuteoverload.com! Your pet photo and wish (such as "Happy Birthday, Sarah!) featured as a blog post on CuteOverload.com, on the day and time of your choice. Perfect for a pet-lover’s birthday present or for yourself— get your pet the fame it deserves!

BID HERE!
Leukemia

Next to securing a family compound in Hawaii, curing cancer is one of our top priorities at Cute Overload. This auction is part of a fund raiser for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society

To see other items up for bid, (such as an ICHC T-shirt!) visit the mini auction site.

Theo’s Week in Review

And now, once again, it’s time for The World As I See It.

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He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Bunneh

This little grey bun’s Ma perished just a week after it was born.

Thankfully, this Marmalade Matron cat-dopted the bun as her own.

Get a load of the total money shot still too. Redoooonk! [singsong voice]

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Jess K., I’m picking you up by the scruff of the neck if you don’t get back in the box.

Cute or disgustingly gross? YOU DECIDE!

On another edition of "YOU DECIDE!", we have what appears to be a cute situation on our hands. OR IS IT? [shifty eyes]

The scene begins with a Ma and her babies, snuggling in soft tissues! No problem, right!?

The babies feets are waggling in a cute way, but keep an eye on them, they are surprisingly RAT-LIKE!

Ew! Melissa A., this post! surprises and confuses me! Hep!

Sure, I have a little spare time on my hands, why?

You want me to help you build a video game hamster maze thing for YouTube?

SURE!

Leah S., this is complete and total Kubbur overload.

Pay attention to this perfect specimen [looking over glasses down nose]

Class, please note:
1. tiniest eye slit, sooooo tie-tie
2. Upright miniscule ear nobbule
3. Up-turned paw pads

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4. ‘Tocks, splayed
5. More upright paw pad action
6. Overall lumpular shape

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THAT, my friends, is how it’s DONE. Take notes, Kaisa K.

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