Let me guess. You’re making a Bundt cake.
Harebrained submission, Emily B.
Built Rhino Tough!
December 9, 2009 by
Welcome to the RPG (Rhino Proving Grounds) here at Busch Gardens. Each morning, new recruits report to their MOM (Maneuverable Obstacle Mentor) for a run on the training track, evading GNU (Ground Nuisance Units) before settling down for a well-earned NAP (Nighttime Asleep Procedure). Sure it’s tough, but it’s how we make sure your next Rhino is rugged, maneuverable, and built to last.
In Tampa, your local Rhino dealer is Nick G.
Please Bear With Us…
December 9, 2009 by
Jumpy as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs!
When pigs fly!
Holy cow!
Jiminy Cricket!
Leapin’ lizards!
According to Lana D., the only thing harmed in the taking of this photograph was possibly an ear lobe.
This Just In: Pampered Kitten Distrusts Nooks, Crannies
December 8, 2009 by
King of Prussia, PA – Bengal kitten, Champion Tippy-Toes McWhispersons (street name: Chuck), got the surprise of his life when he awoke to find himself stranded on a crochet throw.
Never setting foot on anything less than Frette, Chuck was obviously dubious of shabby chic. Frozen in place, Chuck uncomfortably sat in fear that these weird indentations would throw him off-balance, should he dare stick a paw out.
Surrounded by this sea of suspicious fibers, Chuck took matters into his own paws. He stared at it and willed it to transform into his beloved soft, velvet smoking jacket.
That’s one brave kitten, Katia.
The Milk Mustache Pales in Comparison to the Dreaded Furball ‘Stache
December 8, 2009 by
Excuse, me? I said I wanted a non-fat with extra-foam. And you gave me a full-fat with extra-fluff.
Not to mention that this biscotti appears to be a carrot, Andrea B.
Hey, Sometimes a Tiger is Just a Tiger
December 8, 2009 by
Oh Mabel, What Will You Do Next?
December 8, 2009 by
Mabel is – how should we say? – eccentric. Has been, ever since those red-tailed monkeys accidentally clocked her with that Frisbee they whittled out of that Acacia bark. She wasn’t seriously hurt, thankfully, but the hit definitely rattled something. Like, it’s especially odd when she licks our horns and says, “Well, that’s the best darned drumstick I’ve ever had!”
Mabel is as Mabel does, Mari P.
Teach your Silver-Leaf Langur well
December 7, 2009 by
We’ve just been informed the National Geographic Photo contest has announced their winners… Here’s one of them, courtesy of the fine folks over at Nat Geo. It’s called “Baby Gibbon Gets Schmutz Taken Off Cheek by Mom”
THIS JUST IN, Noodles is AWAKE
December 7, 2009 by
I repeat, Noodles is indeed awake. As we reported earlier, she was sleeping most of the day, but now appears fully lucid, with ear bows intact.
Excellent cuteporting, Miguel G. of Petographer.
Double Scoop Mint Chip with hamster topping coming up
December 7, 2009 by
I assume you want chocolate sauce over the whole thing?
Say yes, Nehama V.!
