RED PANDA adopted by generous kitteh

Puhlease, People, get a load of this. MSNBC is reporting A baby RED PANDA (there is really no cuter animal on earth ‘cept maybe a hamster/pomeranian cross) was adopted by a domestic kitteh with four kittens. Let the interspecies snorgling BEGIN! [hands in air outstretched triumphantly]

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Glurping AND tiny ear action:

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And, JUUSSST in case you forgot what a red panda looks like, our very fave photo of a red panda with Japanese school-girl stance:

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Baby red panda and Mom from ARTIS/AFP/Getty Images… :D

//UPDATE!// More on CNN:

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I can’t get no… Satisfaction!

I can’t get no satisfaction
I can’t get no satisfaction
’cause i try and i try and i try and i try [little arm raises up]
I can’t get no, i can’t get no

When i’m drivin’ in my car [arm does little driving motions]
And that man comes on the radio
He’s tellin’ me more and more
About some useless information
Supposed to fire my imagination
I can’t get no, oh no no no [pout into microphone]
Hey hey hey, that’s what i say

Thatisnotfunny

Thanks, Sender-Inner Lisa S.

From NationalGeographic.com, and photographer Birgitte Wilms.  Batfish who lives off the coast of Costa Rica’s Cocos Island.

No Stinky Catz Aloud!!!!!1!

"… because dis is our privite super-secret Fortress of Awesum Puppys Club, an’ its just for us awesum puppys, an’ you cant come in becuz your not a puppy, your a CAAAA-a-a-a-a-a-at!"

"Yeah, your a stinky CAAAA-a-a-a-a-a-at!  So go an’ get you’re own stinky cat fortress, ya big stinky doo-doo head!"

'Masterful jape, Mr. Benton.' 'Rabelaisian, Mr. Steed.'

It’s just a phase, Loreen T.

Soooooo demanding [eye roll]

Listen, SPECIAL, RARE kittehs like us deserve SPECIAL treatment.

My brother and I REQUIRE cashmere pajamas, Business class or better, salad dressing on the side, mimosas at 8AM, claw trim and paint on Tuesdays, whisker whitening on Thursdays and kitten formula and hamburger every three hours. With a parsley garnish. DON’T FORGET THE PARSLEY GARNISH!

// Photo removed by request //

Geeshe, Sender-Inner Lisa K.! You’re SO caving to all their demands immediately! Photo by Geoff Howe/Canadian Press. Demanding tigerlettes are touring the Saskatoon Zoo.

Jeffery Catzenberg Takes a Meeting

"First, call DiCaprio and tell him he’s perfect for the part of young Ben Franklin.  Then, call the Props Department and get me the biggest WWII dirigible they got.  And tell the writer we need to cut the Roman orgy sequence if we want that PG-13 rating."

Hang on, I've got NTMTOM Cruise on line five.

I’ll have my people text your people, Joelle.

Baby Bun-nar

With his eyes still closed, this Junior Bun still gets the info he needs!

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Sniff sniff.Sniiiiiiiiiiff. [Lifts head up for better 'reception']

Who’s wearing drugstore Gardenia perfume and just ate a large burrito!?

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Get this bunny to NASA stat, Kate S.!

We’re Like This!

"Me and Oliver?  Oh yeah yeah, sure sure, we get along just fine, no problems.  Nope, no problems at all.  Gentle as a lamb, he is.  Wouldn’t hurt a fly, lord love ‘im.  He’s my best friend, he is, honestly!"

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It’s a marriage made in Heaven, Emily F.

What did you think of Wall-e?

According to a HuffPost review by Joshua David Stein, Wall-e is like this: "Think CuteOverload.com with robots instead of kittens and you’ll get the idea."

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Thumbs "way way up" Ian F.? Not decided yet? Check out the trailer!

Watch out for mah libbipps

With on-bun libbick, I’ll slurbburp your fay-base cle-bbean obboff!

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<  <–fish lips shape

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These pics taken at the FABULOUS Kenya Giraffe Manor by Sender-Inner Ariane V.

Cute-iny on the Bounty

August 12: The long months at sea have taken their toll on Captain Bleaargh, I fear.  Lately, his behavior is like that of a three-year-old child, and the men grow restless and dissolute.  As first mate, I have concealed his condition as best I can, but with each passing day the signs grow clearer.  He addressed the crew after breakfast, but during ten agonizing minutes, all he could produce was several gurgling noises and a number two.

Admit it. You were expecting a 'poop deck' joke.

Aye-aye, Carrie B.

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