Welcome to Hell

Population: One attention-starved pit bull puppy with one-tenth the short-term memory of a goldfish, one 15-year old declawed cat that just wants to sleep off a catnip hangover, and you. Have a nice eternity!

I give you props for patience, Michelle D.

The Rule #35 Scroll-Down

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Bingo!

Quick! What # is the Rule of Cuteness for a curled tail!?

Photographer Xan R. from DogHouseStudios submitted this beaut.

I Had That Dream Again Last Night

OK, so it’s like, I’m parachuting, only it’s some kinda magic invisible parachute you can’t see… and like I must have landed in a haunted house or something, ’cause I keep hearing these weird voices, laughing and going “ooo-OOO-ooo” and stuff… but it’s all cool, ’cause Scarlett Johansson gives me a full-body massage…

Stack On! Stack Off!

Good morning. I’d like a piping hot, butter-laden, maple-syrup-covered stack of meerkats please. And a Mimosa. On a boulder plate and a side of grass. KTHX.

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Photo Stacks on! by smilin_asylem. This post AND visiting AnimalStacks.Net was suggested via Twitter by MsMollyD.

“Ma—we need to talk.”

“It’s about the foster puppy.” [mini beady eye roll]

“Maaaaaaaaaaa!” [peck peck]

She does this EVERY TIME someone comes into the coop

Marc at Blogads is scoring points!

Our Friend the Cockatoo

Like its cousin the parrot, the cockatoo is a gifted mimic of other animals, able to reproduce not only sounds but also demonstrating a keen grasp of syntax.  In this video, for example, a cockatoo is able, after only a brief exposure, to correctly respond with the phrase “Yeah, that’s what your mom said last night” in Pug.

Kree Tangaroos

Young Man?

Young Man?!

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Get BACK in the pouch! We’re going to the park. Sit down and strap in. [Stuff stuff stuff]

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Both Tree Kangaroo baby & mother and Tree kangaroo baby Portrait by Sloth-in-a-Box (DOaZOO). The topic of Behbeh Tree Kangaroos was suggested by Candace W. after seeing this article!

They’ll Hire any Birdbrain These Days

“… well, here’s one, then: Help desk support for busy customer-service center, no selling, part-time evenings plus Saturdays.  No experience or critical reasoning skills required, will train.  Applicants of avian descent strongly encouraged.

...and you even have your MCSE certification, so you're a lock! More retro-donkulousness from Flickr Commons.

4/20 Braaaaaaaah

Dude! Dude dude dude dude listen

[maniacal laughter for 15 minutes]

Whoah [Keanu Reeves voice]

Once again, Oliver Donovan, spokeskitten with a MySpace page, graces Cute Overload. Oliver is a Professional Kitten and does not condone legalization of drugagges, though we like to think he does.

Get out the stoat

What do these phrases have in common?

“It’s like a blankie for Adults”, “Better than porn”, “best antidepressant in the WORLD. “, “This site one-ups therapy.”

They’re all comments about Cute Overload over at the PEOPLE’S CHOICE WEBBY VOTING which is happening right now ’til April 30. If we’re gonna have any chance at winning, we need YOU to help!

Here’s how to vote:

1) Sign up for an account at the Webby Awards

2) Click the Website Ballot

3) In the “Connections” section, go to the “Weird” category and Vote for Cute Overload!

Stoat (and prosh tongue) by superhoopsa.

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