Let me guess. You’re making a Bundt cake.
Harebrained submission, Emily B.
Welcome to the RPG (Rhino Proving Grounds) here at Busch Gardens. Each morning, new recruits report to their MOM (Maneuverable Obstacle Mentor) for a run on the training track, evading GNU (Ground Nuisance Units) before settling down for a well-earned NAP (Nighttime Asleep Procedure). Sure it’s tough, but it’s how we make sure your next Rhino is rugged, maneuverable, and built to last.
In Tampa, your local Rhino dealer is Nick G.
Jumpy as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs!
When pigs fly!
According to Lana D., the only thing harmed in the taking of this photograph was possibly an ear lobe.
King of Prussia, PA – Bengal kitten, Champion Tippy-Toes McWhispersons (street name: Chuck), got the surprise of his life when he awoke to find himself stranded on a crochet throw.
Never setting foot on anything less than Frette, Chuck was obviously dubious of shabby chic. Frozen in place, Chuck uncomfortably sat in fear that these weird indentations would throw him off-balance, should he dare stick a paw out.
Surrounded by this sea of suspicious fibers, Chuck took matters into his own paws. He stared at it and willed it to transform into his beloved soft, velvet smoking jacket.
That’s one brave kitten, Katia.
Excuse, me? I said I wanted a non-fat with extra-foam. And you gave me a full-fat with extra-fluff.
Not to mention that this biscotti appears to be a carrot, Andrea B.
In light of C.O.’s practice of keeping its nose out of current events, we wish to state that the following video of a cute tiger has nothing whatever to do with the marital woes of any professional athlete. And now: Sit back, relax, and enjoy the song stylings of Mistress #103,271!
Mabel is – how should we say? – eccentric. Has been, ever since those red-tailed monkeys accidentally clocked her with that Frisbee they whittled out of that Acacia bark. She wasn’t seriously hurt, thankfully, but the hit definitely rattled something. Like, it’s especially odd when she licks our horns and says, “Well, that’s the best darned drumstick I’ve ever had!”
Mabel is as Mabel does, Mari P.
We’ve just been informed the National Geographic Photo contest has announced their winners… Here’s one of them, courtesy of the fine folks over at Nat Geo. It’s called “Baby Gibbon Gets Schmutz Taken Off Cheek by Mom”
I repeat, Noodles is indeed awake. As we reported earlier, she was sleeping most of the day, but now appears fully lucid, with ear bows intact.
Excellent cuteporting, Miguel G. of Petographer.
I assume you want chocolate sauce over the whole thing?
Say yes, Nehama V.!