Jurassic Dork

Skillfully shrouded within the dense prehistoric jungle, the deadly velociraptor stalks his prey.  A soulless killing machine, he is as cunning as he is ruthless.  Patiently he waits as his unsuspecting quarry draws closer, and then, without warning … HE STRIKES!

Give it up, pal, you are SOOO dinner!

We all need our dreams, Karen G.

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Rule 14 Alert and the Frog Boss

Mr. Slippery just showed up to remind you to finish your T.P.S reports. Well are they done yet? Are they? He’s trying to run a business here!

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Yes Mr. Slippery, they’ll be on your desk tomorrow morning by 8AM! [Salutes awkwardly]. Here’s a reminder of

what Rule #14  is, (how dare you forget it!)

METALLICA + 4Chan + Kittehs = Outrageous!

People, what more do you need?!

Metallica lyrics and kittehs, all in a row! (I suggest playing the song while scrolling down, or just play the song in your head)

Get ready, here we go…

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WWJHD? (What would James Hetfield do)!? Fekket C.?

The Sqwerl Halftime Show

Watch as a lil’ ole squirrel successfully steals the show at a Cleveland Indians game! Love the ‘lie down/tailio up’ action.

He’s all looking for the "Peanuts! Get your peanuts heah!" guy.

NTMTOM, I bet this sqwerl has a great fast ball.
[and he's always wondered what sliding headfirst into home felt like... - Ed.]

[Sniff sniff] Do I smell carrot…?

…souflée?
or soupe à la carrot?
or is that carrot Cake?!
wait—glazed carrots!?
OR Julienned carrots with A SPICY CELERY PURÉE!?

[Nose twitches get wildly out of control]

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Um, I’m SURE you’re whipping up something DEELEESHOUS , right, Maeve?

Alright, who left the kitten on the grill?

It’s everyone’s favorite Caturday activity!

Let’s play (and tape ourselves playing!) "Find the Kitteh"!

Kent R., I count 16 hiding places. You?

Scaredy Caturday

HALP! [Attack] HALP! [Attack] HALP! [Attack] X Infinity Googleplex

Jorden C., you’re driving the remote-control mouse aren’t you?

In Soviet Russia…

…FACE SNORFS YOU!

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Remember: the hovertext will set you free.  Pleasant dreams!

And now, I SNORF YOUR FACE

And you will like eet

And I shall wear bird pantaloons while I do eet

Snorf

Some bright spark out there find out who J.C. Sanchez is PLEASE!

What a hoot <—-boo!, Sender-Inner Karen G.!

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