Ees Thees Left Toin Or Right Toin Signal?

Ah cain’t evah tell. But ah nose that you stick out your tongue to signal STOP!

Got Attacked again.


Flim Flam Flamingo

The flamingo is a lofty bird, famous for showy bright pink plumage, and is easily recognized by its very impressive beak.

Enzo the schnozzo, erm, the greyhound, schnozz0graphed by Shubbe

Fall Back (to sleep!)

Sleppeh sea lions everywhere agree, Daylight Savings Time has its advantages.

♪ ♫ ♪  Oh Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream… ♪ ♫ ♪ Via WWF.

Tookus, Tush, Tuffit? Nope.

Buuutt, Boooooty, Booottooommmm, Buuunnnns, Buuummmmmperrr? Gah.

Hey! ‘Tocks! ‘Tocks! ‘Tocks, ‘tocks, ‘tocks! What ever you call it, sometimes it ITCHES!

Maybe it’s the salve on rear itch, Petsami.

A little late for ‘Tocktober, Max

We’ll take it, though.

Photo by Johanna Siegmann.

Instant Dogma’s Gonna Get’cha

As the title of this YouTube video reveals, this diligent cat burglar is about to learn that crime really does pay… somebody else.

Close Encounters of the Kitten Kind

Dooooo Deeeeee



We believe! We believe, Josh N., and Meizekatzen!

Google Debuts New Self-Walking Dogs


Today, Google announced an innovative new Self-Walking Dog program. Modeled in part on their ground-breaking self-driving cars, GPooch allows Googlers to become more productive by freeing up the time normally used to walk their dogs. Said a Google spokesbot; “Now, employees can simply boot up their SWD (Self-Walking Dog) and return to work without impacting deliverables.”

Via Petsami.

Is Your Nose Cold, Too?

Let me check…

This confirmation brought to you by Whiskey and Waves.

I Tapir at the Nose

And am spotted and striped to my toes.

Via Reddit