Tie-tie.G.I.F.

Hey!

Señor Eye Capsules!

You still got one day of work left!

Rise and shine! [foot twitches]

Tired_capsules

Day-old chicks. Wot slackers, Alina K. [Shaking head in disgust]

Sthummer Stholsthice? Can’t wait.

HEY Everyone! It’s Summer!

Fergit waiting for summer solstice, it’s 90 degrees in San Francisco, and that means only one thing: a NEW BACKGROUND IMAGE for the site!

Wooooooo! Come on in, the water—she is fine.

Sthummerr

XO,

El Managemento

Muffin to Tower, Muffin to Tower

Muffin: "Tower, this is Muffin rider requesting a flyby"
Tower: "That’s a negative Muffin rider, the pattern is full"

Highway to the Danger Zone

Stefanie D., your caption was un-toppable… Nice submishe… ;)

This bird continues to blow my mind

WHAT THE—

Wait—I’m confused… it’s like a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, all in the twilight zone! SOMEONE PAGE STEPHEN HAWKING!

Widgetonco

Tina H. — you are messing with the time/space continum. [shaking head]

Some days in the life

Day 1! [What animal could this be?]

Day 1

Still day 1! [Please note faintest of smiles]

Please clean my schnozzle.

Day 2!

Quit squeezin', Lady

Day 2 agin!

Aroooooooo

Day 7… [Dark circles, coming into focus around eyes!]

Someone git me some concealer, STAT

Day 25!!!11OMG!!1

Resist the urge to bite my ears off

Day 25, encore!

Lil' black vest painted on

Another photo from day 25…

Getting strong noooow! [Rocky music]

Day 30…

Incubatin' hibernatin'

Day 35!

Fuzziness factor: OFF SCALES

s’more Day 35…

Dreaming about eeeeeevil plans and otters

Day 85!

I smells some fresh bambooular treats

Day 90!

Pan-tocks

And finally, Day 120. ahn [head tilt]

Where the hecky am I anyway?

Emily S., you are toooooo much. This looks like Butterball the Panda—is it? Do tell!

Beyond redonk

Once again, the Japanese kick our ‘tocks in the cute and ridiculous depahtment.

LOL, Señor SparkyPannnts!

OOTO

Hey Guyths, I’m working from home today. [getting hair in keyboard]

I’ll be reachable in all the usual ways; iChat, email, cell phone, ring a bell, shake a Pounce treat can, etc.

[Turns on Oprah, falls asleep in crux of keyboard]

Wfh

You are soooooo out-of-the-office, Davona N. ;)

Dumbo octopus: “pppbbbbbttthhh!”

This octopus is all: "I leeve in dee depths of dee oh-ceayns." [covers eyes with ear flaps] "No flash photographies!"

"Pppbbbbbtttthhh!!!"

Dumbooctopus

I must say, this pic has been sent in by beellions of people, so thank you… most recently, "M.R.", courtesy of the NY Times.

See MORE interestin’ pics in this here book: The Deep. Good idea, Steph H.!

YOU…

…got what it takes, Baby.

You

I’m lookin’ at you, Stacy G. ;)

Just like the office

Another day, another dollar. Am I right, People?

[insert rat race joke here]

You get a bonus, sender-inner Brooke B. and BaileyBug06!