World’s Tiniest Snake Discovered Under Tiny Rock

Moments later, he was skinned to make the world’s smallest Louis Vuitton bag for a demanding hamster.
Excellent Cuteporting, Agent Katy S.! Photo by B. Hedges. More on Señor Snakersons over at NewScientist Environment.

Move over, Dramatic Chipmunk

Because Dramatic Kitteh is the new Dramz in town.

And just in case you missed it the first 8,234,789 times, we give props to the Original-Dramatic-Prairie Dog-Who-is-Always-Confused-As-A-Chipmunk:

Ms. Q., say it with me now: "Dahn dahn daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn!" [looks over shoulder]

Rocky Reaches An Important Conclusion

"That settles it — no more flying without a parachute."

Had a little trouble with the landing, did we?

Ees dahlink peek-ture, Danielle F.

Oh where oh where did my little tail go

Oh where, oh where can it beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!?


Was it stolen? Removed by a mini bird plastic surgeon? Batted off by a smooshed-face cat!? Whatever happened, we need to get to the bottom [<--Heh] of this!

Johanna S., call the COPS

Confucius Otter Say

[Pats paws together]

He who run through airport naked is going to Bangkok.


Luis F. That’s good, er, advice.

Cats ‘n’ Racks on a SUNDAY!?

It’s the LORD’S DAY!



OMG watch out, this isn’t over, there is AN EXTREME CLOSE UP


I cannot BE-LEAF you sent this in, Jaya K. Unbelievable.

I Give It Six Months, Tops

Her: ("I just wish I could be sure this is the right thing to do.  I’m 99 percent sure, well just about 99 percent almost.  I mean, he’s the right man and all, but is this the right time?  Sure, all of my girlfriends are married already, and maybe I’ve been feeling a little pressure, but it’s not as if the clock is running down or anything.  There were so many things I was going to do first:  Backpack across Australia, finish my degree in Tantric yoga rebirthing therapy…  I mean, I tell myself I can still do all of those things, but, marriage is such a big commitment and everything, I just don’t know.")

Him: ("Please, God, don’t let the bachelor party videos end up on YouTube.")

Mawwage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wiffin a dweam...

Photo by Kat Humble, Pawprints Photography, for Pawz for Thought, an animal rescue charity in England.

It’s A Smooshed Face Caturday

[Sing it with me now!]

It’s a Smooshed Face Caturday!
With a schnozzle pressed in,
And a Brimley-like ‘stache

walnut7, originally uploaded by cassandramurphy.

It’s a Smooshed Face Caturday!
With abbreviated profiles,
and bugg-a-licious eyes

walnut6, originally uploaded by cassandramurphy.

It’s a Smooshed Face Caturday!
Ears are regular size,
Still paws are unaffectedly prosh

walnut4, originally uploaded by cassandramurphy.

It’s a Smooshed Face Caturday!
When gettin’ up close
Purr sounds are more garbled than ushe

walnut5, originally uploaded by cassandramurphy.

No, it doesn’t matter what melody you sing with it, Cassandra L.

Hey Cutetologists out there, do you have more lyrics to add!?

“Get to your places!” shouted the Queen in a voice of thunder

Alice thought she had never seen such a curious croquet-ground in herlife: it was all ridges and furrows: the croquet balls were livehedgehogs, and the mallets live flamingoes, and the soldiers had todouble themselves up and stand on their hands and feet, to make thearches.


Baby Hedg, originally uploaded by bluelunarrose.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing herflamingo: she succeeded in getting its body tucked away comfortablyenough under her arm, with its legs hanging down, but generally, justas she had got its neck nicely straightened out, and was going to givethe hedgehog a blow with its head, it would twist itself round andlook up in her face, with such a puzzled expression that she could nothelp bursting out laughing…

Cute Smile, originally uploaded by bluelunarrose.

…and, when she had got its head down, andwas going to begin again, it was very provoking to find that thehedgehog had unrolled itself, and was in the act of crawling away:besides all this, there was generally a ridge or a furrow in the waywherever she wanted to send the hedgehog to, and, as the doubled-upsoldiers were always getting up and walking off to other parts of theground, Alice soon came to the conclusion that it was a very difficultgame indeed.

OFF WITH YOUR HEAD, OnlyYesterday! All text by Lewis Carroll, in Alice in Wonderland.

Let’s Get Ready To Rhumba!

Tonight on "Dancing With The Stars: Galapagos Edition," reigning champions Missy McGuire and Kent Schmecknick, from the hit TV series "Unspeakably Ugly Betty" defend their title in the Latin freestyle category.

Iguana hold your hand...

Are they working for scale, Doug B? (More photos here)


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