Candy?

Please only take one, I’m running out.

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Conejo al Plato by the sweet-toothed Memo Vasquez.

Tiny ears with wheech to KEEL YOU

Oh hai. Your Sunday just got obliterated.

by moi. [head tilt]

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OBLITERATED!

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Good luck recovering everyone. Special thanks to Sunday Smack Down deliverer Brian L.

A Rescute Grows Up in Brooklyn

Writes Sender-Inner Susan B.: “Look at this sweet little kitten my husband and I rescued from behind our building two weeks ago…”

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“She’s about 5-6 weeks old now…”

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“So far we’re just fostering her because we don’t know her FIV/leukemia status yet, and don’t know whether all three of our preexisting cats will accept her in any case…”

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“Anyway, I’m sure you’ll agree she is off the proverbial hook, in the adorably weird bug-eyed alien sense:”

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Yes, we agree, Suze.

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Hey out there, why not adopt a kittayn today?

This Job Sucks, But in a Good Way

According to the Los Angeles Times and elsewhere, two red panda cubs were abandoned by their mother, so zookeepers at China’s Taiyuan Zoo found a replacement: A dog owned by a nearby farmer.  Thanks to the milk of this generous pup, two endangered cubs are growing up.

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Your Caturday has begun!

It’s oh-fishe.

So get napping.

Snacking. Drinking milk—whatever you do on your Caturdays.

King Tut

Daily Kitten celebrity “King Tut” made his way over here via the fabulous Glenna M.

Becoming… hams.

Their first snorf…

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Their first wheel… [Ehn!]

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The first 90-degree haunch sprawl…

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The first wide-eyed, packed-in, waiting under the plastic roof pieces for lunch…

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The first…

sleepover.

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This hamster life lesson brot to you by Amy F.

Party Crasher!

Excuse me, sir… this buffet is reserved for guests of the Flutzermann wedding.  I’m going to have to ask you to leave now…

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I thought you were checking invitations, Misty C.

My God, It’s Full of Cute

Turn your computer into a Cute Command Console with Wall of Fluffeh, a YouTube mashup by sender-inner Philip M. Don’t stare too long, though, or you’ll experience a cute, ahh, rapid pressure buildup… a cute, ummm, sudden debilitating capacity shortage… dang, there’s just got to be some short, catchy term for this…

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Happy Birthday Meg!

You’re all invited… to Meg’s birthday today!

//THIS JUST IN: Link removed! Prank police made me!

//THIS JUST IN: Look what the office pranksters did to my office this morning!!!///

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Happy Birthday Dear Meggie

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pinky and little G partying

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Creditos: “HedgeDay” by Miss Whitney, “Annoygink!!!” Gail B., “Pup-a-thon” Photo by Carol, sent in by Jennifer K., “I am not a Dunce” by Holly J., “Pinky and G Partying” by Bridget G., “Cats in Party Hats” by Julia C., “Alice in a hamster-sized Party Hat” by Grace H., “Eat dis!” by Phil S., “Slow and steady, with Broccoli” by Alexis M.

Play Him Off, Avant-Garde Composer Video Splicing-Together Keyboard Cat!

And now for something completely different: A video recreation of Arnold Schoenberg’s three-part Drei Klavierstücke, an early piece of “atonal” music, a term that means “sounding like cats wandering aimlessly on a keyboard.”

You can see all three videos here, along with a list of videos used, side-by-side comparison of the cat version to a real recording, and generally more proof than you’ll ever need that humans have more time than they know what to do with.

It’s, um, very deep, Ian F.

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