Mixed siiiiignals! [singsong]

Frowning but insisting on belly rubbage

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Frowning but insisting on belly rubbage

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Karen O.

The Year In Cute: Is That A Ferret In Your Blouse …

… or are we just happy to see you?  2008 was a diverse year for Cats ‘n’ Racks™: Ferrets, waterfowl, stuffed animals, and even the occasional cat.  And now, a little somethin’ for the fellas:

Nothing says 'you're just getting a handshake tonight' quite like ferrets.

Accessory Tip: A strategically-placed duckling can be very beak-oming …

Ugh, we're going to pretend we didn't hear that.

And finally, perhaps the most enchanting creature ever to grace these pages: Warm, inviting smile; eyes that sparkle like moonlight across distant waters … and a really nice beav — No.  No, I won’t say it.  I won’t sully this vision of radiance and purity with such vulgarity.

Like hell I won't: NICE BEAVER!!

Thanks for the mammaries, Jennie W., Arlo R., Brittany F., and (sigh) Sasha V.

Tronkfeeshes!!!

Bloop diddy blerpe

Bloop Bloop!

Bloop diddy blerpe

Bloop Bloop!

Inspired by Shelby L.! Juvenile Smooth Trunkfish, originally uploaded by Scubaben. Smooth Trunkfish Juvenile, originally uploaded by Scubaben and Have you seen my mommy?, originally uploaded by vlad levantovsky.

Should I wear the Disapproving pair today?

I like the super passive-aggressive saying on the slippers. Makes me want to skip around in them.

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Awesome buns Babs & King and slippers from Sender-Inner Joyce W.

The Year In Cute: Once You Go Walrus, Baby, You Never Go Back

In 2008, all the creatures of the world learned to live and love together in blissful peace and harmony.  Well, except for us, of course, but y’know — we’ve got issues.  Anyway, here are some of the interspeciesly snorglest photos of 2008 to show us how it’s done, and here to help them out is our very special guest star, ladies and gentlemen, Mister Barry White!

Oh my (ow) darling, my (ow) forbidden love (ow) for you will (ow) never die...

I claim this kitty in the name of the Republic of Budgietania!

Man, I HATE it when Uncle Louie comes to visit.

And now it's time to play 'Guess Whose Tongue That Is?'

Thanks also to the Sender-Inner Orchestra: Stephanie P., Nancy P., Johanna S., and Teajay

McSnowpaws do-it-yourself Uggs

HOLY WINTER FA-SHONS!

Sarah Jessica Parker is soooo walking her son to school in these tomorrow.

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Rita L. says: "I bought your calendar for my husband for Christmas, after seeing it, he thought this pic of Bax might be a good candidate for your site." The calendar has done its job, Rita. Yes.

I’ll be in the Ball Sauna. Eating some cheese.

According to the Sender-Inners, "Butters" the hamster can often be located by furious chomping sounds emanating from behind the furniture.

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Cheers, Alun, Juliet and Butters!

Perfect eye-capsule + nuzzle-able chest combo

OMG! Pee pads with green borders! How festive!

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[Flips picture over and looks closely]

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I thought so! Perfect eye capsules AND a NUZZLEABLE CHEST!!!

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Excellent color coordinayshe, Angie W.!

The Year In Cute: Rules To Live By

The C.O. Insticute was busy in 2008, as our ace field researchers unearthed four new Rules of Cuteness!  This material will be on the final exam, peeps, so pay attention:

Rule of Cuteness #38: If you have a curved, plump belleh, it’s cute.

Now with bonus tail-handle for extra convenient something-or-other!

Rule of Cuteness #39: Nuzzable mini-chests are cute.

Also, having a head the size of a Macy's parade balloon is nice.

Rule of Cuteness #40: Finding (and sleeping in) a sunbeam is cute.

Remember, that's sunbeam as in sunlight, not Sunbeam as in blender.

Rule of Cuteness #41: Exposing a vulnerable area is cute.

HAH!  I combine all four rules -- I WIN!

Our thanks to Cuteologists Marlies W., Kevin T., Susanna R., Erin L. for their tireless efforts in advancing the frontiers of Teh Qte.

Puppy molecule

Py or, "Puppeh molecule" consists of a tiny body and 2-ear compound.

Fun Facts! It’s also:

1. The smallest particle that still retains puppeh properties!
2. An electrically neutral group of four paws!
3. Has the average mass of a Hm (hamster) and Mo (mouse molecule) combined!

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You forgot the puppy molecule is held together by strong chemical bonds of Ki (Kibbuhls) and Bn (Bits), Dr. Matthew M.!

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