Will you please check out this attempted glurpitude

OK, first, the B.E.F. draws you in. you can practically SEE your OWN REFLECTSHONS in this ham’s black eyes. Then [wait for it] some beyond-cute Japanese person attempts to feed the ham a sunflower seed, and you can almost see a soft kronsche and look back at the camera. Hello! PRICELESSSS [singsong]

Way to scour YouTubage, Annie M.! Directed by はむろぐ

Wake me when it’s Friday, I cannot deal

Dewd, I cannot deal, Man. I mean it.

I’ve been in this squirming, mewing, shoving kitteh pile all weekend, and it is just wearing me out.

Do you have any Advil?

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Don’t bogart the Advil, Kelly R.

The 60s were good to me, Honey

Everyone was free—free to do what they want, when they wanted.

Wai—what were we talking about?

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Robyn R., "Arnie" has a point there.

Complimentary camp snacks will be served at dusk

Chipmonk: Try dees delicious salted peanut. I foraged eet just for you. [Places tempting peanut on lips]

The Raccoon, she will bring dee Chardonnay—it complimaynts the peanut so nicely. I get you another peanut, non?

Chipmunkfeeding

Wine just shot out my nose looking at this pic. Cheers, Cristen L.

I told you not to follow me here!!!

My cover is blown!

I TOLD YOU not to visit me here!

Dammit.

Busted

You are tewtelly busted, Nathan W. :(

Pup Tech Support

[shuffling from office cube to cube]

OK, who’s next? [annoyed]

Aw geesh, I gotta crawl under the desk again. Listen—Ethernet goes in the RED port, your phone goes into the YELLOW port.

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I swear these people are like, 5 Megs short of a Gig [snort]

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Alice L., back to work! You think I pay you to look at pictures!? Here’s another one of the pup above!

C’mere, Bebeh (Part 2)

Kittehs are so sly. Their attempts at inter-species snorgling are well-documented.

Please check out this innocent piglet, getting roped in to the Snorgletron 2000.



Vriendjes
, originally uploaded by kattenspul. Gracias to sender-inner/pointer-outer Paul P.

PS — here’s Part One.

Happy Father’s Day!

Oh Man!

I was so busy with my own Father today, I didn’t git to postin’ until NOW!

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!

To the best Paddles ever XOXO

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Please get a load of C.S.O.’s God dogs; Monty and Bozie, care of Blythe J. Ahnngh.

Picnic Lonsche

Will you please check out this McCheekersons, taking his fair share of pouche-filling. [paws outstretched]

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More! More! Moggghh! [can't talk, cheeks getting fuller]

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I looooooooooof the ‘monks, Kristy W., Kristy W’s sister and Kristy W.’s sister’s boyfriend.

Whateverrrrrrr

What a perfect way to end the week.

A steaming hot cup of Whateverrrrr!

Ahhhh. [warms hands on sides]

Whateverrrrr

"Oliver" pup and sender-inner "Rade8u"—I suggest whipped cream on the top. Goes down easier that way.