I Give It Six Months, Tops

Her: ("I just wish I could be sure this is the right thing to do.  I’m 99 percent sure, well just about 99 percent almost.  I mean, he’s the right man and all, but is this the right time?  Sure, all of my girlfriends are married already, and maybe I’ve been feeling a little pressure, but it’s not as if the clock is running down or anything.  There were so many things I was going to do first:  Backpack across Australia, finish my degree in Tantric yoga rebirthing therapy…  I mean, I tell myself I can still do all of those things, but, marriage is such a big commitment and everything, I just don’t know.")

Him: ("Please, God, don’t let the bachelor party videos end up on YouTube.")

Mawwage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wiffin a dweam...

Photo by Kat Humble, Pawprints Photography, for Pawz for Thought, an animal rescue charity in England.

It’s A Smooshed Face Caturday

[Sing it with me now!]

It’s a Smooshed Face Caturday!
With a schnozzle pressed in,
And a Brimley-like ‘stache

walnut7, originally uploaded by cassandramurphy.

It’s a Smooshed Face Caturday!
With abbreviated profiles,
and bugg-a-licious eyes

walnut6, originally uploaded by cassandramurphy.

It’s a Smooshed Face Caturday!
Ears are regular size,
Still paws are unaffectedly prosh

walnut4, originally uploaded by cassandramurphy.

It’s a Smooshed Face Caturday!
When gettin’ up close
Purr sounds are more garbled than ushe

walnut5, originally uploaded by cassandramurphy.

No, it doesn’t matter what melody you sing with it, Cassandra L.

Hey Cutetologists out there, do you have more lyrics to add!?

“Get to your places!” shouted the Queen in a voice of thunder

Alice thought she had never seen such a curious croquet-ground in herlife: it was all ridges and furrows: the croquet balls were livehedgehogs, and the mallets live flamingoes, and the soldiers had todouble themselves up and stand on their hands and feet, to make thearches.


Baby Hedg, originally uploaded by bluelunarrose.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing herflamingo: she succeeded in getting its body tucked away comfortablyenough under her arm, with its legs hanging down, but generally, justas she had got its neck nicely straightened out, and was going to givethe hedgehog a blow with its head, it would twist itself round andlook up in her face, with such a puzzled expression that she could nothelp bursting out laughing…

Cute Smile, originally uploaded by bluelunarrose.

…and, when she had got its head down, andwas going to begin again, it was very provoking to find that thehedgehog had unrolled itself, and was in the act of crawling away:besides all this, there was generally a ridge or a furrow in the waywherever she wanted to send the hedgehog to, and, as the doubled-upsoldiers were always getting up and walking off to other parts of theground, Alice soon came to the conclusion that it was a very difficultgame indeed.

OFF WITH YOUR HEAD, OnlyYesterday! All text by Lewis Carroll, in Alice in Wonderland.

Let’s Get Ready To Rhumba!

Tonight on "Dancing With The Stars: Galapagos Edition," reigning champions Missy McGuire and Kent Schmecknick, from the hit TV series "Unspeakably Ugly Betty" defend their title in the Latin freestyle category.

Iguana hold your hand...

Are they working for scale, Doug B? (More photos here)

Grass Bliss

The winds!

Through my delicate furs!

My moist schnozzle! cold with the breeze!

[Flies away off into clouds]


I never thought I could feel so free-ee-ee, Lindsey and Wrigley


Get ready ’cause we’re going TUBING, People. [Ready stance]

Race you to the COUCH GO!


Thistle and Nicole—Looks like your Friday night is booked solid.

Who Needs To (Flamin)go?

From our "Strangest Men’s Room Activity Not Involving Larry Craig" file comes this item from sender-inner Crystal O. of South Texas.  Seems a category 2 hurricane hit the area, and the staff of the Gladys Porter Zoo in Brownsville herded all their animals into the safest structures they could find — which, in the case of these flamingos, meant the men’s room.  That’s the thrill of working in a zoo; you never know what urine for.  (runs away, dodging tomatoes)

'Wow, (*HONK!!*) the acoustics in here are awesome! (*HONK!!*)'

Highlights from the Hamster Pro Bowling Tour

Well, it was a day for torch-passing in Chicago this week as newcomer Bryce "Ice" Wigglebottom shot from out of nowhere to steal the Men’s singles title from five-time champion Shlurm Flurmblurm.  Let’s take another look at the instant replay of Wigglebottom’s match-winning moment of glory:

(Announcer, whispering) "… ninth frame now, and Wigglebottom steps up to bowl … a strike here will sew up the match, anything less and Flurmblurm will have one last desperate chance to stay afloat … and there’s the roll … aaaaaaaaannnnnnd …"

Going back to the bowling well so soon, NTMTOM?

"It’s a strike!  IT’S A STRIKE!!!  And it is ALL OVER for Flurmblurm … just LOOK at the joy and relief on Wigglebottom’s face now, as the crowd leaps to its feet … it is absolute PANDEMONIUM down there, ladies and gentlemen!"

Yes, I know he's still holding the 'ball.' Work with me, people!

Your "Nugget" has charm to spare, Nix S.

!!! H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y M E G !!!

Please accept this leetle gift on your special day!



Sparky + C.S.O.

This is not my fault.

Bbbb_125I am the very model of a bouncing baby bunny butt
I’ve bounced across the continent, from port to park to Pizza Hut
I know the whole Glossary, and I quote -isms Cute-icle
While standing on my two front paws, in manner most anerable

I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters controversial
I comprehend what ticks you off, both social and satirical
I clarify the Where and Why of issues touching all of us
From literary inchworm to domestic hippopotamus

I’m practiced as a pilot and like Lindbergh I can navigate
From bunway to the bayou, from the Midwest to the Golden Gate
I’ve sampled every pudding type from cantaloupe to coconut
I am the very model of a bouncing baby bunny butt!

Shave and a harecut, two bits.

Thanks to all you crazy Peeps in the comments, and of course Gilbert & Sullivan



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