Drinking game

Gerbil 1: OK OK OKOK the next time Jack Bauer says "Chloe! get me the coordinates" we have to drink OK?
Gerbil 2: Nooooo way [stumbling] we’re gonna be wasted!!!
Gerbil 1: We already are! [glances at t.v.] wait for iiiiit…

DRINK DRINK DRINK!

MAJOR glurping action

Amber L., pass the quarters hic!

EXTREME muzzle-pow-sche

EXTREEEEEEEEEME!!! [guitar riff]

Also, please note the TEEENIEST of ear floppage.

Wot a perfect juxtaposishe of teeny and gynormous.

Xtreme_pouche

Rockin’, Sharpei Scooby and brave photographer Amy T. ;)

fgggrertbxdffgggrertbxdf

Cat-like typing OMG! HALP!

Just try and stop meh, Mofos!

The redonculousness continues over at PawSense, a product that protects yer komputer from those WANDERING, VIGILLANTE KITTEHS!

How? Pawsense software DETECTS AND BLOCKS CAT-LIKE TYPING! Then, it sounds (harmonica!?) alarms and triggers this nifty dialog box (on left). No more "fgggrertbxdf" in the middle of your blog posts!

Exhibit A!

Jack R., brillo pointer-outering.

Um…. OK.

Well, I guess you better just…

go on ahead there.

Yup…

The More You Know [Head tilt]

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Ruhmember!

If you see a behbeh deer, resist the urge to stuff his ear in your mouf and leaf him alone! His Mom’s are prolly out getting a fresh supply of Lunchables and will be back later. If he’s not there (’cause you took him to the Wildlife Rehabilitation Center) she’s gonna be tewtelly pissed.

The more you know!

Spotted

This message brot to you by the caring Peeps over at Fawn Preservation Central (aka Kat)

Hey, anyone wanna do a "The More You Know" logo for us? I think this could be a re-occurring theme, Kat!

Rule of Cuteness #34: If your tail curls up, it’s cute

"Peewee" pup was adopted to become a full-time companion.

Do you think there was a little sign at the pet adoption place that said: "Best muzzle-pow-sche evar."

I think serhe.

Peewee

Lindsay G., Thanks for adding ANOTHER tail rule.

“Pbbbbbbbfffft”-ing for the first time

Pbbbfffft!

Pbbbbbbbfffft!

PBBBbbbbbfffffffffft!

Pbbbbbbbfffft

Day-old "Balboa" gets his "Pbbbbbbbfffft" on. Thanks Cat R. ;)

Moosday: The Final Word

Thats_all_folks"That’s all Folks!"

[Thanks, Stephanie M.]

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Moosday: The Conclu-shons

We now conclude our first official Moosday with this camoflauged lil’ Dewd, who’s juuuuuuuuuust about

to

close

his

eyeszzzz

Excellent schnozzlage

Alan B., thanks, we’ll take you up on that.

Moosday: furriest (and stubbornest) of ears alert

Mom cow: Edward, get back here

Edward's gonna git it!

Calf: Nyerhe

Nyerh-erhe

Brother calf: LOL—no seriously, Edward, come on

Stho sthubborn

Calf: Make moi

uh erhe

Mom cow: Edward, get back here or no Gino’s pizza rolls tonight

Don't make me turn this car around

Calf: OK.

Worried about getting tipped later

Katie P., moovahlous!