Guess what!?

HAMSTER BUTT!


Cuteness Robo-butt :), originally uploaded by annia316.

Lori W., You’re two for two on this one with both photo AND caption!

Casa Chihuahua McNuttersons

Kids, settle down, it’s time for your bedtime story.

KIDS!

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…So that’s how your father and I met, Nuts Jr.

I think it was my Mexican Acorns con Arroz that he really fell in love with.   

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OK Kids, off to bed. Tomorrow you’re father’s taking you telephone wire walking, so rest up.

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Laura W. found this interspecies snorgle-a-thon over at ABC News.

The (Cat) Thinker

Interviewer: Mr. Kitteh, what are you thinking about?

Kitteh: I can’t decide which one it is… amy I hungry or nappy? Hungry… or… nappy. THAT is the question.

Melissa M., I think it’s both. In that order.

Sorry, we’re out of sugar gliders…

… may we offer you a nice puppy instead?  Time for a C.O. math lesson: (Dainty Paws * Paws Up) + Look of Helplessness = Pudding Brains!

You diss these nails, and I am SO biting you.

Your Ringo is quite a star, Jen D.

Eat your heart out, Siegfried and Roy

Ahhhhhh yeah. This is an oldie but a goodie, People. It’s all explained in the video, just press play.

Thank you to the 3.2 Beeeellion people who sent this in. Most recently Rita S-V.

Winston’s annual (annoying!) summer haircut

It’s that time of year again, when Winston the smooshed-faced kitteh gets SHORN and is extremely annoyed by it. (Apparently, proximity to the knife on the counter is all part of Winston’s REVENGE)

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Check out the noodley “NYERHE!” maneuver:

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And now… the entire ordeal… IN ACTION!

Rich and Winston, you can do no wrong, even with this, this, this… haircut

Oh, Those Wacky Papillons!

"Hey, sweetie, hold still.  You got something in your eye." (slurp, slurp)

"Wha-?  I don’t feel anything! Cut it out!"

"I’m serious," (slurp)  "There’s something in your eye."  (slurp, slurp)

"Wait, are you sure, because I swear I don’t …"

"Just" (slurp) "hold still, willya?"  (slurp, slurp) "You got something in your eye!"  (slurp)

"WHAT?!  WHAT HAVE I GOT MY EYE?!?!?!"

"My tongue.  BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

I swear, it gets funnier every time I do it.

I suppose it’ll be "pull my paw" next, eh, Sara L.?

Cute-icles

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Please take me home. Madge frightens me.

You know, you’re soaking in it, Erica M.

Kitteh Dust Bunny

Um, please put me back under the bed where I belongk.

Plink! plink! [Dust bunny eye blink]


Roosevelt, originally uploaded by Sweet Pea Cattery.

Ah, Ah, Ah, CHOO!, Lori W.

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Kant!

While the common dog enthusiast may content himself to costume his cur in the guise of hackneyed pop-culture icons, retro-urban folk archetypes, or even perverse attempts at species confusion, the intellectual dog owner seeks to cloak Man’s Best Friend not in the artificiality of cloth, but in the transcendence of Truth.  It is for these enlightened few that The Cute Overload School of Philosophy Gift Shop is pleased to offer …

The Immanuel Kant Doggie Dress-Up Kit!

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Each kit includes a deluxe leather-bound edition of Kant’s Critique of Pure Reason translated into Dog, a set of Categories of the Understanding flash cards, and an easy-to-learn guide to teaching your dog pensive philosophical poses.

To order, contact Ian O.

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