A "nubule" AND "spotting."
NUB-HANCE! [Zooming in sound]
The Los Angeles Times is reportin’ these Wrinklestilskins (Actually Chinese Meishan pigs) are all the rage at Berlin’s "Tierpark". Apparently, these chubbular wonders are famous for their wrinkles (duh) and loooong ears.
Get a load of Mom pig, People!
A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-nd 2009 is off and running! NEEEEAAARRRMMMMM!
"This is the LAST DAY you can dress me like this, MoFos.
From 2009 on, I go nekkid!"
Richard has his own blog (of course.) Direct all side-eyes to Vic L.
Step 1: Find kitteh under bed
Step 2: Fill sink with warm nip-scented bubble bath and smoosh kitteh around in it. Ignore mews.
Step 3: Plop kitteh in dryer on "Xtreme Fluff" setting for 20 minutes. Ignore mews.
You’re all set!
Martha Stewart would approve. Sender-Inner Jake Z. has many more pics of Winnie here.
It’s another installment in our million-part series "C’Mere Bebeh"!
Introducing Cassanova McParakeetersons making moves on Sender-Inner Stephanie A.
"Woooooooooooooo!" [canned audience sound]
Don’t even attempt to rub my face.
You will fail.
Then, I will direct you to my belleh, and you will SUCCEED…
WITH MUCHO BELLEH RUBBAGES!
OK! OK! Smurf-a-smurf!!! Geeshe!!!
Mia K., you sure do know hoe to find ‘em….
He still manages to stay pretty plump despite his lack of a noodle.
…WITH MY CLAW!!!