Lori W., You’re two for two on this one with both photo AND caption!
Kids, settle down, it’s time for your bedtime story.
…So that’s how your father and I met, Nuts Jr.
I think it was my Mexican Acorns con Arroz that he really fell in love with.
OK Kids, off to bed. Tomorrow you’re father’s taking you telephone wire walking, so rest up.
Laura W. found this interspecies snorgle-a-thon over at ABC News.
Interviewer: Mr. Kitteh, what are you thinking about?
Kitteh: I can’t decide which one it is… amy I hungry or nappy? Hungry… or… nappy. THAT is the question.
Melissa M., I think it’s both. In that order.
Your Ringo is quite a star, Jen D.
Ahhhhhh yeah. This is an oldie but a goodie, People. It’s all explained in the video, just press play.
Thank you to the 3.2 Beeeellion people who sent this in. Most recently Rita S-V.
It’s that time of year again, when Winston the smooshed-faced kitteh gets SHORN and is extremely annoyed by it. (Apparently, proximity to the knife on the counter is all part of Winston’s REVENGE)
Check out the noodley “NYERHE!” maneuver:
And now… the entire ordeal… IN ACTION!
Rich and Winston, you can do no wrong, even with this, this, this… haircut…
"Hey, sweetie, hold still. You got something in your eye." (slurp, slurp)
"Wha-? I don’t feel anything! Cut it out!"
"I’m serious," (slurp) "There’s something in your eye." (slurp, slurp)
"Wait, are you sure, because I swear I don’t …"
"Just" (slurp) "hold still, willya?" (slurp, slurp) "You got something in your eye!" (slurp)
"WHAT?! WHAT HAVE I GOT MY EYE?!?!?!"
"My tongue. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
I suppose it’ll be "pull my paw" next, eh, Sara L.?
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You know, you’re soaking in it, Erica M.
Um, please put me back under the bed where I belongk.
Plink! plink! [Dust bunny eye blink]
Ah, Ah, Ah, CHOO!, Lori W.
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