Anerable stubbular beaglette steps

This puppeh OWNS your SOUL.

One teeny new step at a TIME.

Be-hold:


run, originally uploaded by Prozic.

And now, slightly closer-pants:


my first baby steps, originally uploaded by Prozic.

TOO CLOSE EVEN FOR PANTS!

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Lisa N., it will be a shame when I GNAW THAT PUPPEH’S EARS OFF NAWM NAWM NAWM

You seem… how you say? Tense to dee toche

Here, you must let me massage all dee cares a-way. Look! look at dee cares as dey leaf!

Bye-bye cares. Bye-bye.

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Dee cares. They are gone, Jill P. Gone.

These sheeps are on-message

Writes Maggie C.: "Sheepdogs are trained to obey their master’s every word. So when farmer David Kennard decided one of those words would be "Spring", his dogs did not hesitate.They rounded up the flock on the hills of Mr Kennard’s north Devon farm and, with a little help from their master, created a picture that reminds us that, whatever the weather, this is officially the first weekend of Spring.The scene did call for a careful scattering of feed to make the sheep form themselves in the shapes of the six letters…"

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"…However, it was down to the team of Collies—who everyone knows border on the brilliant—to have the last word. They circled the 200-strong flock and kept them from wandering off-message.

Three of David’s five working dogs – Mist, Fern and Jake – were employed to help create the perfect lettering, which took three hours to achieve."

THIS JUST IN: Kitteh fur shape professes love for Mom

Mom’s name is "Dot". No joke.

Check out more of his mewing hiney on CNN.

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Say "CAT NEWS NETWORK" in a James Earl Jones voice Agent Aeon!

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Call it "Toesday" call it "interdigital floof"—whatever—I call it ROCK AND ROLL

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whooooooooooooooooo [devil horns]

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Rokkin’, Little Miao. ROKKIIIIIN’!

Take a right at the gun rack

OK, if you were to file this under COMPLETELY REDONK, and that would be a start.

Um Clo G., first there was Jessica the massaged house-hippo, then Patches the hamburger-ordering house-horse, NOW THIS MOOSE AND ODDLY INTRIGUING SOUNDTRACK. You must be stopped, pure and simple.

I hope you have an enormous vase.

Freshly bloomed pugs. They smell so fragrant this time o’ year. [head tilt]


Get your clippers out, Lisa S. This may take a while.

HAAAAAYYYYY!!!

I said, pass the hair gel, you Maroon.


Research Group James, originally uploaded by giles.breton.

 

George S., you SURE know how to pick ‘em. Ht dizzamn.

You’re making us late for bingo

Now grab the station wagon keys and let’s go—Momma’s feelin’ LUCKY TONIGHT!

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Um, I think you better do what she says, Curlz71.

Wait—Easter is OVER!?

[Peering out over face-periphery chub roll] I could have SWORN Easter was still happening!!!

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Now I am TOTALLY stuck with these Peeps. [Opens package and begins monsching]

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Sigh, Matt from Urban Pug, save teh ears for next year…