Your Caturday Lullaby

It’s been a nice ole Caturday, People.

Let’s put ‘er to bed with this unusual Kitteh vid with blissful clenching paws. [Rule #29 in case you forgot.]

Sender-Inner ‘The Red Masque’, I’m not going to even ASK how this vid came about. Is that a lynx in that living room!?

P.S. Extra credit video is here, of an apparent Deer/Kitteh naptime interupted by a fallen battery pack. D’oh!

Sssssssshhh. Don’t speak.

[Fly speaking] Baybee, you may be the most poisonous Newt in North America, but you’re still all mine.

[Unbelievable KISSING SOUNDS]

Shhhhh. [Covers leeps]

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Brinke G., you are slithering into hearts of C.O. fans everywhere. Truth.

GET OFFA MY PROPERTEH!

This is no regular Disapproving rabbit People.

This rabbit is downright crankeh.

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Gøril A and Brutus the bun, um, have a, um, nice Saturday night. Good luck with that.

Chloe and Marigold Get a Massage and Body Wrap

"… and so he comes home from work and he’s, like, BAM! right on the couch with the Playstation, and it’s like I’m just not feeling validated in this relationship anymore, you know?"

"Honey, you just need more ‘you’ time!  Get yourself a new hobby, like scrapbooking, or that new towel boy … or maybe take a pole-dancing class, it’s supposed to be really empowering."

Wait, what was the part about the towel boy again?

Is this the same spa where they spank the kitties, Jill V.?

Purple Rose of Cairo Audishe

Camila the pup will be playing the role of "Ceceila".

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"I just met a wonderful new man. He’s fictional but you can’t have everything!" [puts paw on forehead, dramatically]

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[Chipmunk playing the role of Tom Baxter, offscreen, reading] "Cecilia, it’s clear how miserable you are… And if he hits you again, you tell me. I’d be forced to knock his teeth out."

"I don’t think that’d be such a good idea. He’s big" [Looks at camera coyly]

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And Scene!

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Alexandra C., did she get the part!?!

Holy shiatsu!

Really, there is nothing more to say than that—this is complete and total kitteh massage overload.

Should I close comments NOW or later, Mary W.?

Baby Bristle Brushes Borned

Let’s lift up the box top and see how the freshly-borned hedgehoglets are doing!

Hmm. Maybe we should check back when they have some quillage.

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Much better.

I think they’re doing fine. Mom sitting on hogs, check.Warm comfortabuhls home, check.

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Beady eyes, check.

Baby Hedge’tocks, check!

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Trisha K., how about some mini croquet?

Damselfly Pr0n!

You know, you’d think that insect porn would be all sinister and nasty-like (heck, if it involved Praying Mantises, the "money shot" would include decapitation), but there’s something graceful about these mating dragonflies—almost romantic, in a way that’s hard to explain.  I can’t quite put my finger on the reason, though…

Tilt your head, genius.

Bow bow chicka bow bow, Kevin L.

Puppy by day—fabulous SHEEPSKIN ACCESSORY BY NIGHT

"That’s right Baybees. I leev a double life."

"I am bos doggeh, and… ruug."

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"Eet ees hard, but — how you say? Necessaire…"

 

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Um, Christina M., Neiman Marcus called and wants to carry these in their New York City stores…

Mr. Tough Guy

"Oh boy, ohboyohboyohboy … lemmie at ‘im, boss, lemmie at ‘im!  I’ll moidalize the bum!"

Eating in MY field -- who does he think he is?

"That’s right, boss!  We’re goin’ in for the kill!  Now just leggo my collar and you’ll see some serious butt-kicking, yes sirree!  Watch me mop the floor with this no-good, pencil-necked …"

Hmmm, THIS should be interesting...

"Mnnnnyeeeessssss?  You were saying …?"

Ahmm, errrr ... well, that is ... what I meant to say was ...

"… so remember, shorty, (smack!) this is MY field! (smack!)  And now, if you’ll excuse me …"

Y-yes, sir ... T-thank you, sir ...

"Well, hey there, darlin’—How you doin’?  Whaddya say you ditch these dogs and join me at a little party I’m throwing?"

It's a stag party, naturally.

BONUS PHOTOS!  I couldn’t quite work these into my silly little story, but they’re too good not to share, so enjoy:

Nice composition in this shot!

It's a sniff-a-thon!

THAT … is five different flavors of awesome, Laura M.

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