Just like the office

Another day, another dollar. Am I right, People?

[insert rat race joke here]

You get a bonus, sender-inner Brooke B. and BaileyBug06!

You do the math

[looking over professor glasses]

Yes, yes, this is correct.

Regular kitteh plus Happy Feet penguin equals kitteh ear tufts. Every time.

Tuftymctuftersons

You get an "A", Ellen L. Summer is high-tuftage season.

Stowaway!

YARRRRRRRRRRRRH! [pops out of bag]

Didn’t think I joined you on the trip, did ye?

Avast! Hand over that Freedom Fry with all speed! [licks chops]

Stowaway

Elsa C., I think you’re in for a keel-haulin’.

*POINK*

As Jackie Hiebert points out in her Vox, this little guy just popped out to say hello.

Bamboo_frog_800

Bamboo_frog_coxcu

"Ze best part?  Zer ees secret ajjent underwatèrre, on ozzer end of zees breathing tube.  You wait for a bit, eh?  I go back downstèrres an’ show you somzeeng funney, eh?"

[UN-POINK]

[short pause]

[pops back up]

"…but firs’ promees now you will catch me, cheri."

I dare you to throw me in

Try it.

I dare you. [increasingly nervous shifty eyes]

I’mtewtally ready.

Unlike last time. [Chihuahua shiver]

I'm ready this time

Kristin H., does "Kiki" pup have a tiny foam beer cozie too?

Burrito Supreme, extra kitteh

I meant CRISPY

Did I say "kitteh"?

Sorry, I meant crispy. And guac. I loves me the guac.

Hold the harbls.

Run for the border

Suzi L., make mine one with everything, pls. ;)

Must…glurp…ferde

Please check out the attempted glurping of food particles by these slippy/slidey tie-tie pups.

They’re all: "pull a dogsled? in your dreams, Bro. Now pass the Ranch Dressing stat."

I think they're eating Bacon Bits

Delicious glurps go to Suzi L. ;)

Oh, for crapping out loud

[shaking head]

Please tell me that this lil’ kitteh-that-looks-like-a-bear is not the cutest kitteh in ALL DEE LAND.

[Handing kitteh "Cutest" sash to wear]

Kitteh: "pppbbbbbbtttth!"

pppbbbbbbtttth!

Kitteh: "I see your Rule 15 and raise you a RULE 14, mofos!"

Rule 15 is small ear-to-head ratio—but you already knew that

[crowd going wild sound]

Insthane!

Jen M., you should really be careful where you send your photos—that’s some potent shizzle.

Delicious McDonkersons

Check out the look on this pup’s face.

First, he checks out the flavor of this donk:

UR forelock has a flavor

Then, he’s all:"Meession Accompleeshed!" [eyes crossed]

Redonkulous Meession Accompleeshed [head tilt]

Whatevs,  Kelley L., you’re inthsane! :D

Bébé Oh-tères

Check out the "Flip-pères Up" and the "I’m sleepin’ with mah rattle" actshon. Not to maynshon the TINY EARLETTES! (See C.O.X.C.U.)

Monterey_otts

C.O.X.C.U.:Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka

Pacman? is THAT YOU?[Looking at otter ear]

Katherine S. took these photogs at Monterey Bay Aquarium.
Awesome Otter caaaam! [singsong]