You didn’t eat your apple today, did you.

Red delicious, Granny Smith—you HAD your choice and you chose NONE. Well that’s it, I will no longer be your hamster nutritionist.

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Goodbye, Christopher T. This is all your fault.

The TINIEST of kitten sneezes

People, we’ve all seen kittehs sneeze millions of times before. Usually, it’s a light pat on the back or a simple ‘cat-zoon-heit’ response.

Not this time. This time, it’s deadleh.

Arvana, you have the market cornered for mini sneezes. Monopoly even.

Flocke-splosion

Logo_sampleThe geniuseses over at the Nuremberg Zoo  have packed their Pic-of-the-Day archive chock full of Flocke-tastic morsels. Some gems are below…

Check out the wallpaperes too — they’re POTENT!

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She’s the new Knut, right Kristabelle?

I cant bark but I can SNORT

Um, Bark? Nyerhe.

Snort-roll-snort? OH YES

A video that showed up next to a video that Ant sent in!

Maine Bear Monitoring beeep booop boop

Thanks to our new "bears!" category, we can successfully chunk these guys in their new category beep booop beeep

Here’s how the Maine Bear Monitoring went this year:

1. eye capsules? check? OK, put ‘em back in their den!

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2. 110% prosh? Check!

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OK, I think we’re done here, Lynette! [Hands clapping in 'done' motion] Way to go Crown of Maine.com!

Why yes, those are my ‘tocks, why?

You have a pro-layme wit dees? [Looks back]

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More delectabuhl photos here. Found by Melanie S., photos by Prosephone!

I swear I am not making this up

Says Sender-Inner Jon V., "I’m always skeptical of pictures that look "set-up", but I promise that this happened without my assistance. My wife had some "strapless bra pads" sitting "adhesive-side-up" on a chair. My dog sat down on the chair with perfect alignment to her natural ‘tocks. When she stood up, they were adhered and we got her to move around for the picture…"

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Would I make this up!?
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No, I swear, I would not.

Professor McSproingersons Sez:

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Office-licious find, Teho!

(seen here… subjectively speaking, though, this is really the only Cute poster in the collection)

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Cutest Kitten in the World

There are really no sufficient words to accurately describe the proshness you are about to witness. Rest-assured the Japanese [shaking fist to sky] beat us AGAIN on this one. This time with the delectable dollop named “Memebon”

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See a LOT more of Memebon, her family and tons of merch over at Memebon.jp ;)

Disapproving at such a young age

This bun is only ten days old and ALREADY he is not happy with your choice of outfit today. Tomorrow he will frown upon your live-in boyfriend.


ALL IN ONE HAND, originally uploaded by jan2eke.

Alex B., thanks. I think.