Um, [barking over counter] I ORDERED A LATTE

…NOT A CAPPUCHEEENO

YOU EEEEDIOT

Ornk

Lappix, I didn’t know they even HAD a Starbucks at Sea World San Diego. Go figure.

Romantic puppeh rug

[Handing you a glass of Scotch on the rocks, even though it's Monday morning]

C’mere, Bebeh, take off yer coat and stay a while.

I just got a new Puppeh Rug, and it’s veeery [head tilt] comfortuhbuhls…

[Stokes fire, looks over shoulder at you] There. That oughta do it.

Ruggle

What, you got a better rap, Blythe J.? Let’s hear it!

Tail, ‘tocks ‘n’ toes

People, this is a bebeh sea lion’s tail, tocks and toes.

Eef you look real close, you’ll see the tiny toenails too. Fascinating. [Say in Spock voice]

Tocks_n_toes

Otherthings, way to gerhe.

I leeck you so moishe…

I shall leeck you

and leeck you

and leeck you.

Leeeeeck_so_moishe

I leeck you so moishe.

Leeeck_so_moishe

Katrina B. adopted these two kittehs from the local Humane Soceiteh. I think they’re getting along, don’t yerhe?

Sunday dump

The first cute thing about kitteh "Skuzum" is his tail.  He was named Skuzum (skunk+possum) even through his tail is moreracoon-y than skunk-y or possum-y.

The second cute thing about Skuzum is that he obvy has mad skillz:

Domp

Alexia V., [shaking head] you should really teach classes.

Juuuuust chillin’ + Xtreme beadiness

"Speedy" the ham, rudely awakened by the sound of the camera.

Check it, he’s all: "whuuuuuuuuh?" [re-adjusts 'pillows']

Just_chillin

How COULD YOU, Kim V.?

Tie-tie from surfing other kittens

[Yawn] surfing is so tiringks.

I can only look at so many other kittens. [Sigh.]

Cici, originally uploaded by Jeremy_K

// UPDATE — got an RCF versionfor ya… thanks, Jaypo!  – T. //

The Tired Toupée

Nah, don’t pass the Pomade—my day job as toupée will have to wait. I’m beat.

How about hand-feeding me some yogurt treeeeeeatsaaaggghhhhh [sticks tongue out]

Smoooooooooshed

James V., I think you better turn the AC on. [sigh]

You can pick your friends…

…you can pick your nose,

but you can’t pick your friend’s nose
 
or…can you? [shifty eyes]

Picking_your_friends

Appears like it may be possible after all, Krissi D.

Kitteh Charleh Chapleens

Listen, I know what you’re all thinking. This cat looks like Hitler.  But I’d like to revise that and say he looks like Chaplin. It’s much better, and makes more sense anyway since he’s black and white… ;)

Heetlairs

Lucinda N., Did you have any idea this site existed?