Friday Haiku: Puppy Dog Eyes

Pulls on your pant leg

The snausages are all …gone?

Cue huge, teary eyes

You may now go “D’AAAAWWWWWW”, Danielle Levesque via Kassidy Richardson

Louboutins? Jimmy Choos? or Scottish Folds?

Decisions, decisions:

Good choice Blindace18.

There, There.

It’s okay, friend. I know it’s hard being a teenager. Everything is the end of the world and you have very little control of your limbs and emotions.

Love my neck and cry it out. Then we’ll go get you some longer shorts.

Why the long face, Plasker6?

The Nosicle Knows

The nosicle is a key component in the life of a puppeh. This versatile accessory can do everything from sniff out a kitteh hiding in the bushes, to snorgling with his/her favorite hoomin. Snorfing up treats is always a pleasure, too. UPDATE: You submit, we approve! Check out the newest snorf-tastic photo at the very bottom, from comment-er tracylee!

Photos by: Top-Jabryant76, Second photo-Girl Who Knows Nothing, Third photo-Nadro J. Cote, and tracylee wraps ‘er up.

The Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe Has Nothin’ on Me!

She thought she had a lot of kids? Check out my creep. Hey, I’m not puttin’ my kids down, that’s what you call a group of tortoises.

Is this what the slow movement is about, Catnik?
This just in! Commenter G found the original story and photos from Cambridge News. Thank you so much, G!

ResQte Makeover

Daniel writes a blog about DIYing, thrifting and fixing up his apartment called Manhattan Nest. Daniel has a ginormous heart and took a needful stray into his fold and then wrote about it.

Here’s Linus the pup before Daniel took him in:

Here is Linus after some tender loving care:

Go read the full story on Daniel’s Blog. Have tissues handy and shout out a big thanks to Allie for sending in this delicious story.

Kitty Binky

When I’m scared or lonely, I take my big bushy tail and pop it in my gob. Voilaá! Instant comfort.

This picture pacifies me, Shmyks!


I totally forgot to turn off the stove!

Dontcha hate that feeling, Peasant?

Crazy For Ewe

What do ewe want to do today?

Ewe want me to eat grass?!


I’m not laughing at ewe, I’m not laughing at ewe!

Sigh. The things I have to do for ewe.

Ewe know, it’s not too baaa-aaad.

Here, I made this for ewe. It’s art neweveau.

I had fun with ewe today. The grass was OK. But my favorite part was EWE!

More power to ewe, Nerothos

Penitent Pups

I don’t care if this is right or wrong; it’s real, real funny.

Visit Dogshaming for more photos of dogs who were delightfully bad.


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